BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Margo
Date: 15 May 00 - 01:18 AM

Hey Kat! Did you say your post outloud? Try and say, "probably wobbly" 3x real fast! Hahaha

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Spider Tom
Date: 15 May 00 - 12:32 AM

Well! Do You?

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: alison
Date: 14 May 00 - 11:19 PM

these were Irish discos.. it's always cold there.... hahahaha

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: sophocleese
Date: 14 May 00 - 11:12 PM

Whoever told you that Mars bars were better never got hot and sweaty at a disco; brewer's droop is one thing but chocolate melt something entirely different.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: alison
Date: 14 May 00 - 09:41 PM

We have things advertised on TV over here... for giving you cleavage, no matter how small you are..... they look like jelly filled bean bags and you put them into your bra so that they squeeze whatever you have got upwards and inwards......

someone being asked about having red hair... I am often asked if I have red hair "everywhere"......

and as for men...... how many of you used to go to discos / dances with a well positioned packet of polo mints (lifesavers) tucked in your pocket... although I was told that Mars bars were better because they were more lifelike with the veins.... hahaha

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: sophocleese
Date: 14 May 00 - 08:04 PM

Yeah and accusations of frigidity (and rigidity) would abound..

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From: catspaw49
Date: 14 May 00 - 07:24 PM

Ya know.......Richard Bridge brought up butt extenders, I suppose that wearing such a device in a blizzard would bring a pretty literal meaning to "freezing my ass off." And the water bra would add something to the old "witches tit" thing too. And of course the "Frozen Cod" might actually freeze a guys balls off. Now if a couple were each wearing their respective equipment, sex on a hot summers day would be a nice way to cool off (as opposed to exchanging sweat). "C'mon Baby let's chill out!!!"

Then again, it might lead to hypothermia.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 May 00 - 06:59 PM

LMAO!!!!!Oh, you are on a roll, Sopho!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: sophocleese
Date: 14 May 00 - 06:52 PM

Yeah and if they're to wobbly the only thing to stiffen them up would be an ice cold shower.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 May 00 - 06:48 PM

Wonder if they have *extenders* for men now, made of the same stuff? Probably too wobbly....**BG**

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Margo
Date: 14 May 00 - 05:45 PM

Advantage to water bra: warms to body temp.
"Feels" natural

Disadvantage: When he feels it, she doesn't!(Feel the feel, if you can grasp what I'm saying :o) )
And when she takes it off, "they" aren't there! Disappointing for him and her, no?

Margo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 May 00 - 03:52 PM

Ah, the titty fairy giveth (during pregnancy), the titty fairy taketh away....

They're called wonder bras because when you take them off you wonder where your tits went.....

I heard that as an alternative to silicone, some women were having seawater implants. Great, but what happens when the tide goes out. Or a full moon??

Love the idea of a water bra, but maybe adding something like wallpaper paste might staunch the flow a little.... still gives the jiggle (or is that juggle) but is a bit thicker....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: MK
Date: 14 May 00 - 08:44 AM

Good for you Pixie.
Just take all those old bras, cut them in half, and donate them to your local synagogue.

They can always use more "beanies" with chin straps!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 14 May 00 - 08:43 AM

I STILL SAY, "Any more than a mouthful is a waste."

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From: Pixie
Date: 14 May 00 - 08:25 AM

You folks are a hoot!(ers?). So Mudcat is not ALL about music (unless you have your head pressed against her breast and hear the waves of water sloshing?)I am the one in my family who missed out on the boob gene pool, and I don't envy my sisters at all! I cannot tell you how much money I have saved on bras over the years (actually probably spent it on music, so haven't saved it at all)and how grateful I am to not have to worry about filling out the top of a swimsuit (don't buy them)and yes - every so often I haul a bra out of the drawer for some mis-guided reason and put the stupid thing on. Go out dancing or to a party and when I lift my arms up to wrap them around my husband's neck (he's six-two, a bit taller than I)the bleedin' bra twangs up around my neck. So I mentally kick my own arse for being vain and forgetting all the reasons why I DON'T NEED ONE!

Tits up!

Pixie

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From: JenEllen
Date: 14 May 00 - 01:36 AM

Oh Soph....ya made tea come out of my nose....What about thos slumber-party gags of putting the bra in the freezer? Jaysus, they could be lethal....

Mbo, honey-do, you'll know when it's right. You'll get that girl, slip your arm around her waist, and you'll fit like Legos...you may have been a T/A man before, but for the right one, it really doesn't matter all that much. Really, the discussion is just one of those things that helps show you are human.

~Elle

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From: catspaw49
Date: 14 May 00 - 12:21 AM

Soph, ya' got a great idea there. No two(?) ways about it. Think of all the combinations! Do some of that "mix in the mouth" stuff.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: sophocleese
Date: 13 May 00 - 08:07 PM

Just think of what you could do if you emptied a pair of water tits and filled them up with something else!! Man you'd be the most popular girl at the prom, sail right on by the chaperones and nurse the punchbowl. "We'll ask Karolyn back to the party I hear she's packing Tequila tonight, breast feed me baby!". Do they come with nipples, could you salt them and have a margarita while she prays you don't get brewer's droop?

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 13 May 00 - 07:46 PM

(Sorry for the thread drift folks...)

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: MK
Date: 13 May 00 - 07:32 PM

Phermones (and, an Amex Gold Card.)

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 13 May 00 - 07:24 PM

"It's the strongest attraction in the universe
Ain't nothing better, baby, ain't nothing worse
Study after study, no one will understand
The gravitational pull between a woman and a man..."
--Chris Ledoux


--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 00 - 07:19 PM

No Meebo, it doesn't.....To a lot of us, contrary to most jokes....we could care less. I haven't got a clue what attracts a man to a woman.......but when its right, you know its right and everything else is window dressing.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 May 00 - 06:37 PM

Well Sorcha, if he's a real nice guy, whether they are unreal under the skin or just unreal under the cloth of a bra he will love her any which way.

Funny...... I've never had a male demand to see my pubic hair to determne if the red hair is for real.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 13 May 00 - 06:30 PM

Does it all really matter in the long run?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 May 00 - 06:19 PM

Sounds like false advertising to me.........what is a fella to do when he finds out all that isn't real?

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 May 00 - 06:11 PM

LOL, another not equally endowed family here, one daughter got it all, but sheesh Jenellen, what's the problem with a few leaks? When my children were babies I constantly had soggy sweater fronts and was always running around applying pressure with folded arms to staunch the flow.

And Spaw it wasn't just falsies that stunned my husband in his youth, his first encounter with the real thing, came as a surprise, because he, in his youth, somehow imagined that they were hard.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 May 00 - 06:10 PM

Would this be as "funny" if it were about uplift underpants?

I guess I have never really understood "tit-men". Yes, one notices, (and sometimes is interested) but is it really of such earth shattering importance?

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: MK
Date: 13 May 00 - 05:56 PM

Whatever you do 'Spaw...DO NOT fondle her while wearing metal Nationals!!!!!!!!!

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From: katlaughing
Date: 13 May 00 - 05:27 PM

Priceless, Spaw and Jen, and LilNeo, of course that is a very thoughtful and good suggestion, but it is our society which needs to change, esp. the media.

I knew about them, Spaw! Some sitcom had a woman who decided to try them out, I think it was Will & Grace. She wanted to impress some guy from high school and, like Jen ahem pointed out, they can be leaky; Grace wound up with a water fountain on one side of her impressively filled tight-fitting sweater!

If came down to that or implants, well, I'd go for the chancy of a stapler attack. I ahve a friend who has implants and I worry that some day they will cause problems.

Oh, my niece who isn't as well-endowed as my daughters, always complains about how the "boob-fairy" forgot to stop at her house!

luvakat

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 13 May 00 - 04:41 PM

Catspaw, maybe the best thing for Karolyn would be for her to hear over and over again how gorgeous she is.
That she does not need no water bra because she is beautiful.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: JenEllen
Date: 13 May 00 - 04:39 PM

Genetics are split the same way with all the gals in our family as well. Every set of sisters has one 'with' and one 'without'. Funny thing was, we all were late bloomers, try 18-19..(had my drivers license before I'd needed a bra)..so you never knew which one you were gonna be...

I've heard of the water bras, and the falsies that stick on like post-it notes, kleenex, push-ups, I can't imagine using them myself. Not so much for the look, but the inevitable disaster when something goes wrong....

Water bra: balancing paperwork in my arm and having a stray staple pierce it...Niagra

Stick-on's: When have you EVER know a post-it note to stay where you put it? That and they tend to curl a bit at the edges...yeesh

Kleenex: Pretty much destroys those little strolls in the rain with your love....but you could always mold out of paper mache..

Push-ups: Try reaching for anything above your head...the little suckers shoot out the bottom of the brassiere, and you are left with a juggling act that Barnum and Bailey only dream about..

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From: Biskit
Date: 13 May 00 - 04:25 PM

Damnit Spaw! I hope I can see to write through the tears! Just throw on some tits and ......heeeeeeeeeeehhheeee GUFAW!!!!!!oh GAWD! I can't stand it!!!!!OH Geezus I guess nobodys gonna mistake me for a sensetive 90's kind of a guy now....-Biskit-

Subject: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 00 - 04:13 PM

Not that you can ever say enough about them, but........

Remember High School? Yeah, I know its a stretch, but do you remember the first time you encountered falsies? I learned of the late model version of falsies a few minutes ago. Karen just got off the phone with her sister Karolyn. When the 'Gods of Genetics' cast their spell in Karen's family, they were probably playing for laughs. Karen is, to say the VERY least, well endowed....and I don't mean sorta'. Frankly the size causes her problems, as it does some of the other girls of the 'Cat who were on the previous threads. On the other hand..............

Her sister is extremely......well,I guess flat-chested is about all I can think of. Karen got ALL the breast genes and Karolyn got ZIP!!! Karolyn is a nice looking woman, but has always been sensitive to some degree on this subject. For instance, she found no humor in my asking if she wore a "minus A" cup. When she finds out about this thread, I am in DEEP shit. Anyway, she just told Karen she has been wearing her new WATER BRA!!!

I busted a gut (so to speak) laughing. I (nor Karen, for obvious reasons) had never heard of a water bra. Its kinda like having implants without the implants. Its a gel substance much like the implant material but somehow all jiggered up in bra affair. Struck me as the 21st century version of falsies.

Now before anyone kills me here for insensitivity, I realize this probably came from the need for women who have had breasts removed as a "prosthesis." But the idea of a woman simply wearing one to somehow "enhance" herself has always cracked me up. Karolyn told Karen that, "Now she actually jiggles." She also said they are very heavy. Karen's take on that was of course, "Yeah, but YOU can take them off." Anyway.........

I wonder.....Do they come in different shapes? Different sizes? Another decision to make before getting dressed huh? I can just imagine the husband waiting to leave to go out to dinner:

"Aw c'mon Honey....Just throw on some tits and let's get out of here."

Spaw