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Subject: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 29 Jul 00 - 02:36 PM Hey out there all you songwriters! When I heard about this contest I immediately thought of all the song writers that frequent the Mudcat. Here (http://www.wendys.com/wendys_story/wendys_new.html) are all the details for a song writing contest about Wendy's hamburgers. Who knows, you could bring fame and fortune to the Mudcat. Mary |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Peter Kasin Date: 30 Jul 00 - 03:34 AM Oh, when Burger Thing gets you feelin' flame-roiled and eatin' Carl's get's yer pants soiled Yer sick of Taco Hell, and you don't wanna drive thru Mel Then come swat some flies and wring out some fries at Wendy's! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 30 Jul 00 - 10:24 AM chanteyranger, that may not meet with Wendy's approval, but, it is certainly eligible for the golden cow chip award. For examples of Mudcat song writing at its best, check out the Mudcat Midi Page for song challenge winners. here |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Margo Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:08 PM I'm going to try to get something together for this. I was reading the rules and found this: All Canadian winners will be required to answer a skill testing question before being declared a winner or finalist. Gee, I wonder what that's all about? I don't know, but it has me chuckling.... Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: MMario Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:14 PM it's due to various gambling laws in Canada and is a loophole. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST,Ronald MacDonald Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:48 PM Nothing is ever what it may seem. On Wendy's commercials their restaurants look clean. In reality they are, sesspools of filth and should be closed down by Departments of Health. Dave is smiling, laid back, and never says much. It's obvious he is completely out of touch. For if he knew the way they really were run Management terminations would be priority one. With cameras in hand, one should visit these franchises and photograph the evidence and mail to Wendy's Enterprises. Lawsuits could follow for false advertising, As their food in reality is non appetizing. With counter staff acting like they're doing you a favor and never a "thank you" once your meal's been paid for, Dave should be taken out and shot, with refunds to all for what they got. If this all seems a bit too crass, then Wendy's and their franchises can kiss my ass. Dave should be demoted to a short ordercook where salmonella and ecoli are often mistook for wholesome fast food served under duress at another bastien of cleanliness, Jack In A Box. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Margo Date: 03 Aug 00 - 04:01 PM Gee Ronald, or Jack, or whoever you are, that's quite a rhyme! Might you have an az to grind? Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Aug 00 - 04:11 PM To paraphrase an old favourite - to the tune of 'I love to go awandering (fol de ree).
I wish I was a hamburger LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST, Banjo Johnny Date: 03 Aug 00 - 04:23 PM D'ya want fries with that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST Date: 04 Aug 00 - 02:11 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST,Test. Ignore this. Date: 08 Aug 00 - 07:56 PM test only |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Aug 00 - 08:04 PM You gotta be kidding! Write a song for a hamburger joint? I'd rather chew on an old shoe. The only good thing you can say about Wendy's is...it isn't as bad as the other fast food joints, and they do provide some vegetarian alternatives. I haven't eaten a hamburger in at least 10 years. Dream on, Dave. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Giac Date: 08 Aug 00 - 08:31 PM Their salads are wilted, the lettuce is brown. The 16-year-old manager just left town. He was fired, you know, because just last night, For the first time in 20 years, an order was right. Inside it's a tossup which is less clean, The tables, the toilet or the meat colored green. If you eat anyway, and need a release, Just slide to the john on the carpet of grease.
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Lepus Rex Date: 08 Aug 00 - 09:02 PM Man, how dare you people? Go to the Wendy's on Maryland, right off I35 in St.Paul. It rocks. Dave Thomas is my god. ---Lepus Rex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Aug 00 - 10:08 PM Hey, Lepus...Wendy's would be a whole lot better if they would just put rabbit fritters on the menu. Don't you agree? Winona Ryder is my god(dess). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Lepus Rex Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:29 AM Evil! You are a devil, LE! I will pray to Dave Thomas for your flame-broiled soul! ---Lepus Rex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 09 Aug 00 - 04:32 AM I try to avoid hamburger joints (especially in UK where the meat is likely to be old donkey rather than prime beef)but on my sole visit to the US of A in 196something we had a less than perfect meal at a fast food outlet I'll call H****d J*****n's. When we complained, the manager said "I'm breaking in new staff". One of my companions (and this comes into the category: "I wish I'd said that") said, "Give me a baseball bat and I'll break them in for you!". RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler is an ignorant cunt Date: 09 Aug 00 - 05:03 AM We don't eat donkeys in the UK you arrogant twat.
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler is an ignorant git Date: 09 Aug 00 - 05:03 AM We don't eat donkeys in the UK you arrogant twat.
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 09 Aug 00 - 05:47 AM Flamed at last! I'm proud to join the other "victims"! RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Lepus Rex Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:07 PM Oops, typo last night... 'LE'='LH'. LH, meaning Little Hawk. And Roger, at least it was a thoughtful flamer: See how (s)he tried to change changed 'cunt' to 'git'? I bet I won't be so lucky when it's MY turn! ---Lepus Rex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Lepus Rex Date: 09 Aug 00 - 03:08 PM Aaagh... I am a monkey, I swear... ---Lepus Rex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Aug 00 - 10:02 AM Yeah, I noticed the typo, Lepus...it's okay, happens to the best of us. "Arrogant twat"??? Now there's a strange concept if ever I've heard one. I wonder how the flamer would feel to know that he/she/or perhaps "it" has aroused nothing but hilarious laughter at this end? It is always a joy to see the congenitally inarticulate trying to express themselves... I know guys in this town who have a functional vocabulary of less than 35 words...most of them obscene. They are mostly unemployed, sadly, which probably accounts for their lack of good humour. Something should be done. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: BeauDangles Date: 10 Aug 00 - 10:52 AM In looking at the rules, I was amused to see that the contest is open to people in the United States & Canada--except Quebec! I guess that'll teach 'em to try to form their own country! BeauD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: SINSULL Date: 10 Aug 00 - 11:10 AM I have been avoiding this thread like the plague on the assumption that it would disintegrate into flatulance and farm animals.What a pleasant surprise to find that it's only gotten to the prepubescent name calling stage. Dave's food sucks but he does actively support adoption. So he's OK in my book. Now if we could only convince him to abandon those "Tom Carvel" style ads. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Peter Kasin Date: 10 Aug 00 - 03:57 PM They sure dropped their early ad campaign back in the 70's - "Wendy's hot and juicy hamburgers." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Aug 00 - 10:54 PM Not in Quebec??? Tabernac! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Aug 00 - 12:12 PM Ah, one more comment... It appears there is at least one donkey in the UK that hasn't been eaten, anyway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Write a hamburger song for Wendy's From: Margo Date: 11 Aug 00 - 03:42 PM LOL you guys!! |