Starting a thread cos I'm fed up

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 02 Aug 00 - 11:46 AM

Thanks, my e-mail for the ants and everyone else is [e-mail]
Patrish

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: Bagpuss
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 06:55 AM

"Life's a bitch, but the puppies are nice"

Bagpuss

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 04:49 PM

Love the termites, wish I could introduce them to the system at work, but it's a closed system and a disciplinary offence to take stuff from home - and yes, they CAN backtrack it, they found who gave us the Lovebug virus and he was on the next bus to Dolesville.....

I've found that hiding under the desk is good, especially if you have a trolley to pull in after you that hides you from view. If Wonderboy at work suggests doing the creeping check (making sure the files are in the right order) BEFORE moving all the files down to make space in the crowded section just once more, I'm going to make him wish he were never spawned....... He's had this circular argument and got the same answer (at varying volumes and degrees of profanity) for 5 WEEKS now..... if he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week....

LTS

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: Bernard
Date: 04 Aug 00 - 02:27 PM

Why was it when I met 'Miss Right', her first name turned out to be 'Always'?

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Aug 00 - 05:52 PM

Miss "Always Right", eh? Ha Ha! I've met her...but not as frequently as I meet Mr. "Always Right-In yer Face-Fuckin'-A, ya fippin' loser!". Those guys are on every street corner it seems. Do you concur? They really like driving boom cars too. With the base up so load that it kills squirrels at a range of 50 feet and knocks birds out of the sky. (The preceding is a "sentence fragment", but who cares?)

How's it going, Patrish? Your thread has been a howling success, I'd say.

One more recommendation for cheering up. Rent 2 or 3 Charlie Chaplin movies. Watch 'em. You will laugh until you fall on the floor, and that is GREAT therapy!

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Aug 00 - 06:43 PM

Ouch!

Bernard, you sound bitter.

Carol

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: Bernard
Date: 05 Aug 00 - 06:50 AM

Too flamin' true!

'Nuff said...

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: GUEST,Ely
Date: 05 Aug 00 - 07:35 PM

Speaking of old mugs, I have one from the Funeral Museum that says, "Any Day Above Ground is a Good One". Small consolation, but I like to have it around during finals week and on days when work particularly sucks.

Subject: RE: Starting a thread cos I'm fed up
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 00 - 04:53 AM

Sorry, I'm with Edmund Blackadder who (allegedly) sent a telegram to Mr Chaplin that read:

Dear Mr Chaplin please stop.

Good old Rowan Atkinson....!

I just slip into Little Shop of Horrors for the dentist song with Steve Martin..... ahhhhh bliss.

LTS