Subject: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: The Lighthouse Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:25 AM The following is a list of those who have not posted to a Dont post to this thread thread. Or its a list of those who post to all threads about posting and not posting to threads or whatever a thread might say in its thread when its thread. (OK even I'm lost now!) Aaaaaargh!Respectfully submitted,-Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: kendall Date: 12 Sep 00 - 08:17 AM left out again |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:50 AM I don't think I posted, but if you come up with a list I would appreciate not seeing my name there - at least I think I would Patrish |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Ely Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:24 PM I didn't. I'm practicing following directions since my art teacher seems to think I'm having problems with that (I think he's just lousy at explaining to me what I'm supposed to do). |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: mousethief Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:40 PM We will now need a list of those who didn't post to "Those who didn't post to DON'T POST." After that we'll need a list of those who.... This could get REALLY confusing. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Little Hawk Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:53 PM At first I thought I knew where I was going, until I realized that if I had known where I was going I would not necessarily have had to draw attention to the fact that, knowing where I was going...or where I was not going...would in essence be a moot point, in consideratin of the not too easily nailed down principle of keeping tabs on the directional status of one's horizontal movements along a fixed line, or a variable line, notwithstanding the possibility that the very nature of human observation and perception is subjective in nature, leading to a possible decline in the ability of the casual observer to draw any sort of reasonable conclusion which might not be challenged or even refuted by persons such as Wolfgang...or even Spaw...depending. Do you follow me? |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Sep 00 - 02:10 PM Yeah........at a distance. Spaw |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: dwditty Date: 12 Sep 00 - 03:17 PM Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what you were or might have been would have appeared to be otherwise. The Mock Turtle |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: death by whisky Date: 12 Sep 00 - 04:36 PM I am not a poster. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Morticia Date: 12 Sep 00 - 04:56 PM well I didn't......do I get a lollipop? |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Allan C. Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:06 PM Post? Hell, I didn't even bother to read it. If it were, it would be; but if it isn't, it ain't. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: GUEST,Rich(Bodhránaí gan ciall) Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:56 PM I don't remember but I don't think I posted to Don't post because that would be wrong and if there was no reason to post other than to just plain be argumentitive, thenwhy on Earth would I want to do something so blatantly anti-social as to post and delay the timely final reward of a thread that only wants to be left alone and might , quite possibly, have been started just to see how quickly a thread would pass to the bottom of the list without being posted to or, for that matter, it may have been Shorty's (at the bottom of the screen) dinner and there he was starving away on the verge of famine, fire, pestilence and the other one just so that I can see my two cents worth of nonsense float into cyberspace with the the rest of the nonsense floating around in this ridiculous thread that shorty was starving for want of and, come to think of it, shorty could be a horse and eat everything that was posted on the Don't post thread that was only meant to be a light meal but was so full of posts that it blew his stomach apart and his blood is on your hands unless of course I did post to the Don't post thread and had conveniently forgotten in which case disregard everything I just said. Slán agat, Rich |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: CarolC Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:08 PM Well, I posted to the "Don't Post to This Thread" thread, so don't put my name on any lists. I just wanted to ask if anyone here has any good limericks. If you do, you can post them to the "Don't Post to This Thread, Either" thread. Thank you very much. Carol |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:12 PM Rich, the "King of the Classic Run-On" has once again surrounded himself in a cloak of glory!!! WELL DONE!!! Spaw |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: GUEST Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:15 PM Didn't even read it! |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: wysiwyg Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:16 PM Is this the one where the cool people are, or is it the other one, or the one before that? Can you please put in a blue clicky to the thread where the cool people are all at? I can't seem to find them. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Bill D Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:01 AM the real 'cool' people don't end sentences with a preposition, so I won't tell you...*grin* |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Bill D Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:04 AM nawww...I was just kidding, Carol...there are some cool people here your welcome... |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Melani Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:57 AM Is this a test? |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: CamiSu Date: 13 Sep 00 - 09:51 AM Yes, and you got an A+ |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: GUEST Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:33 AM I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait -- Andrea Pusillo
As I was going up the stair, |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Bill D Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:50 PM arrrghhh!!...I just read back and saw that *I* had spelled you're as 'your'!!!!....it's off to the self-flagellation shed (wearing hair shirts) for me....*sigh* |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:45 PM Aw, shucks! I was just about to point out that very error to you, Bill, and now it's too late. Darn! The fact is, people who did not post to the DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD thread are either... 1. Totally uncool. OR 2. Way too serious. OR 3. Self-absorbed to the point of gross solipsism. OR 4. Well-schooled in the elements of good taste, decency and restraint. OR 5. Bucolicly licentious Birkenstock wearers who never shave their legs (or anything else) and are still upset about Dylan going "electric". OR 6. Members of the George Bush Jr. fan club. OR 7. Members of the Al Gore fan club. OR 8. Ronald Reagan OR 9. Jesse Helms (the "turd that walks like a man") OR 10. My Uncle Throckmorton. One or two of the above may or may not be relevant to the subject at hand, in which case they were thrown in merely to confuse and muddy the waters, so to speak... You figure it out.
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Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Crazy Eddie Date: 14 Sep 00 - 10:26 AM Little Hawk, Did you just say that Muddy Waters posted to the "don't post to this thread" thread? Or was I just looking for an excuse to make up for the fact that I didn't post to the "don't post to this thread" thread, by posting to the "don't post to this thread either" thread? If a poster could posts, how many posts would a poster post, if a poster could post posts?? The people hava a right to know! :o) |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Bill D Date: 14 Sep 00 - 12:09 PM The people have a right to know, but 87.419% of them won't pay attention.... |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Mrrzy Date: 14 Sep 00 - 12:15 PM Didn't read it... did I miss anything? |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Little Hawk Date: 14 Sep 00 - 12:39 PM Mrrzy - Yes! You missed a whole lot of hilarious limericks and some complaint letters that beggar description. Take a look. Crazy Eddie - the answer to your question is: 16 Now here's one for you...How much earth would an earthworm worm, if an earthworm could worm earth? |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: jets Date: 14 Sep 00 - 08:39 PM I did not post |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: The Lighthouse Date: 15 Sep 00 - 07:32 PM No!!!!!!!!! Am I posting a post to my own post on which I posted about not posting as I post this post???? I am the most! |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: The Lighthouse Date: 16 Sep 00 - 06:41 PM oops!!!!!!! Saved again! |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Dulci46 Date: 16 Sep 00 - 08:02 PM You all are losing it. I didn't post to the Don't Post thread and the Don't post to this thread either or something like that. More limericks please. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: CarolC Date: 16 Sep 00 - 08:12 PM Dulci46, I would like to point you in the direction of the thread called DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, as well as the thread called DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER for some very good limericks. There are also some puns as well as assorted other kinds of poetry and mayhem. We would be honored if you would post some of your own limericks on the DON'T POST EITHER thread. Carol |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: The Lighthouse Date: 16 Sep 00 - 11:01 PM CarolC what is your fascination with limericks?? I've seen you posting this on a few threads. What gives? |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Sep 00 - 01:09 AM It's an in joke...sort of. Check out the DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD and the DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER and you'll see. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: CarolC Date: 17 Sep 00 - 03:07 AM Limericks are good. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: CarolC Date: 17 Sep 00 - 04:58 AM And, it's the nicest way I can think of to say that the DON'T POST thread is not a "fluff" thread. There's a lot of very good stuff in there. Carol |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 17 Sep 00 - 07:30 AM To post or not to post that is the "?" wether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the flames or be ignored by outrageous posters. Or to stop thinking and keep drinking instead. Pass the bloody bottle someone quick!!! |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: P05139 Date: 17 Sep 00 - 07:32 AM I definately DIDN'T post! I wouldn't even dream of it :-)) ! |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Morticia Date: 17 Sep 00 - 05:21 PM Please define posting........I definetely DID NOT post to this thread...... B.Clinton |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Sep 00 - 09:38 PM posting - the erection of a thick, vertical length of wood in any suitable piece of ground, for the purpose of providing a post or pole on which may be mounted signs, fencing, a mailbox, a building structure, a birdhouse, or numerous other handy structures. The North Pole is rumoured to be a post of some sort. So too, the South Pole. Winnie the Pooh and Piglet and assorted friends went looking for the North Pole one time, and Pooh found it. He's that kind of bear. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: GUEST,Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:50 PM Well, Mick Moloney is from Limerick and he's good and Tommy O'Sullivan (From Sliabh Notes, great trio!) is from Limerick and he's good. And Spaw, it just occurred to me that my handle takes one line in the post column no matter how many words are in it. You tricked me! ;-) It was probably for my own good any way. Slán agat, Rich |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: hesperis Date: 18 Sep 00 - 02:24 AM Well, I DID post to both DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, and DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!! - and we need more limericks. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: CarolC Date: 18 Sep 00 - 03:01 AM don't click here |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Sep 00 - 12:00 PM Why not? A tale from the old days in Spain... A gorilla from El Ferrol, Spain Tried taking a ride on the train But soon he was found To be monkeying around And behaving, quite simply, insane He had purloined a bucket of figs And released a contingent of pigs From the rear baggage car As they ran through the bar He danced a maniacal jig He devoured the figs with a grin And gave an old matron a spin With a shreik and a curse She surrendered her purse Oh my! What a hideous din! As the train thundered into Santander He was heard to yell "What? NO BANANERS??? I'll purloin the lot, You bilious sots! Go fetch me the produce commander!" But the produce commander was ill Having swallowed a horse-breeding pill Instead came a brace Of Spanish police In a mood fit to plunder and kill They quickly made ready their guns Set to "massacre", not just to "stun" But before the command With a wave of his hand The gorilla arrested their fun He said "Do you not notice this brow? And this noble visage? Don't you now?" Said the chief of police "It's the General! All cease!" It was Franco. They all scraped and bowed. (Hey, Woody...this poem kills fascists...) |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: GUEST,Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 18 Sep 00 - 11:20 PM I tried but I just couldn't help but click onto CarolC's blue clicky thing entitled "Don't click here" (having expended all my restraint in not posting to the original "Don't post" thread)and what did I see but a pile of left socks (only two of which were argyle) and in each was a pick and a kazoo of many colors that played in the key of Q and there were some angry-looking people fighting over something or other and I almost snuck away but I've never even heard of anything that played in the key of Q and in a frenzy of unbridled greed mixed with the sweet euphoria of giving in and not restraining my self I said to my self "Self, you oughta steal one of those low-octave Q kazoos" and so I tried but one of them caught me and they were gonna roast me and they were gonna sit on me and squash me and they were gonna bake me in a pie but just when all seemed lost, this little opossum came and led the kazoos in a rowsing rendition of Day Tripper and confused the angry-looking people long enough for me to escape and I crawled back out of the blue clcky thing and was going to pretend like nothing happened because I was so judgemental earlier and I turned out to be just as guilty as everyone else in my blatant disregard for suggestions put there by wiser people than me for my own good but the blue clicky thing (having been clicked) was now purple and there was no way I could get away with it and so I admit openly that I can't resist sometimes and I feel so much better and see so much clearer with that off my chest that now I realize that conjunctions are every bit as dangerous as angry-looking people in that the surgeon generahas determined conjuntions to be the leading cause of run-on sentences. Rich |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: guinnesschik Date: 19 Sep 00 - 04:27 PM I really, really tried to stay away. I did not post to the original, but I could no longer control myself. Here, I'm posting.....Durn, wish it could be better. |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Sep 00 - 04:39 PM Well, y' know, it just takes practice... |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall) Date: 19 Sep 00 - 11:50 PM OK, I'm gonna post one more time but just because I just realized that I'm gonna have access to the same borrowed computer long enough to be able to set up a cookie and join and not be a pariah-dog-unlovable-Guest for just a little while and I want to see my name in the posting column without that prefix and so I'm gonna post now and .....oh my God, I wasn't even trying to run-on and it just happened! Slán agat, Rich |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: CarolC Date: 19 Sep 00 - 11:59 PM Rich(andallthatotherstuffthatusuallycomesafteryournameinthethreadswhenyoupost), You know we love you. Carol |
Subject: RE: People who Didn't post to DON'T POST.... From: GUEST Date: 20 Sep 00 - 07:46 AM Rich's "pariah-dog-unlovable-Guest" description is apt in summing up some members' prejudice toward anonymous posters, irrespective of the message. |
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