Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 12:46 AM

God - the Cosmic gave humankind free will, GtheC is impersonal in that S/He will not override a person's free will. The Universe is accepting of all, as a loving mother/father god of our hearts and makes no judgements; that is left up to the infallibility of we daft humans.

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: GUEST,GOD
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:00 AM

Dear, misguided kat:

I DO disapprove of fundamentalists' ideas, whatever their religion.

Fundamentalism was NOT foreseen when I drafted the concept of 'Free Will'. Although Free Will is a beautiful idea, it hasn't worked out the way I planned it. (Neither has Democracy.)

If you need more assurance that this is, in fact, Me, GOD, please read 'Conversations With God' by N. D. Walsh.

Of course, fundamentalists are still My Children, and are fully acceptable to me as human beings.

Bless you all,
GOD

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: GUEST,Jesus
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:08 AM

Verily I say unto thee, the Father is right, and his counsels are wise. A fundmentalist is like unto a canker on the hind end of an ass. It was ones such as these who condemned me to death, and would do so again in a moment, had they the chance. I say unto them, ye have prophesized in my name and yet ye know me not. Get ye behind me!

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: GUEST,Sat;an
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:12 AM

DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE 2 PREVIOUS POSTERS! THEY ARE IMPOSTORS! EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS A VILE, TWISTED LIE!!! FUNDAMENTALISTS RULE!!!

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:13 AM

Being a little presumptious and judgemental there, Guest. I am not defending fundamentalism of any ilk, so take a chill pill and call us in the morning.

kat

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: GUEST,Jesus
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:17 AM

O thou devious wretch, thou hast perjured thyself with thine own unruly tongue, for thou canst not even spell thine own name. In any case, dost thou not recall that it is the meek who shall inherit the Earth. Little care I for who "RULES" over the present corrupt systems.

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:22 AM

How To Really Annoy Folks: post as a know-it-all deity, then argue with yourself!

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:27 AM

I'm just glad my delusions of grandeur are limited to Napoleon.Thanks guest,for raising the normalcy curve.

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 06:07 AM

Using split infinitives is one way to really annoy some people...

If I say you're wrong, it means that I think you are wrong; in that case, if I believe I am right, and it follows that, if I believe in God, I think that God thinks you are wrong - and of course God has to be right. On the other hand, of course, I could be wrong, in which case God thinks I am wrong...

Am I right or am I right?

Subject: RE: Real BS: How To Really Annoy Folks
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 11:03 AM

Sort of like "to boldly fuck up where no Mudcatter has ever fucked up before", right, McGrath?

Actually, that's Spaw's job, isn't it?

Anyway, If you were as right as you think you are you'd really be right, but you're not as right as you think you are, you're only as right as I think you are, and IMNSHO I don't think you're so right!

Do you follow me?

Lonesome - You can't be Napoleon. I am Napoleon. How do I know this? God told me. End of story. Ha ha.

I really think we should relaunch this thread as Part II. What say? I am going to do so right now. Moonjen can indeed be proud of launching this digital bastard, this tastelessly excessive and painfully drawn out thread, especially since it has drawn input from on high, as it were...

Way to go, Jenny!

Now here we go...