Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Áine Date: 18 Oct 00 - 10:48 AM Alrightey, Challenge!rs!! It's time for the Great 2000 Booga Booga Halloween Challenge! Get your holey sheets and brooms out for: Drop-Dead Decor (Terre Haute, Indiana) -- An online company is digging for Halloween business with a line of furniture that would make the Addams Family envious. Your Coffin Company builds and sells coffins to consumers eager to give their home decor a distinctive flair. The company has devised 101 uses for the average wooden coffin -- aside from the usual purpose -- including as a coffee table, wine rack, bookshelf and entertainment center. "We decided ... this was the ultimate conversation piece. We have a motto that you should get to know your coffin before you're buried in it," said Brad Miller, co-owner of the online company. The coffins, made from oak or maple wood, start at $389 for a basic, no-frills model. Miller said their web site averages about 50,000 visitors a day, some of whom have sought phone booth coffins and even coffin beds. ( Click here to see pics of the Lovely Coffin Twins - I wonder if they do in-home installation?) Go for it, Challenge!rs!!! -- Áine (Booga, Booga, Y'all!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Dharmabum Date: 18 Oct 00 - 01:09 PM A tisket a tasket I bought a brand new casket The prices had all been decreased I thought why wait till I'm deceased Am I dead ? no no no But one day I'll go go go When my time comes I'll be prepared I got my box & I'm not scared. Ron. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: mousethief Date: 18 Oct 00 - 05:23 PM I Saw Her Box
She said she'd take me to her hideaway
I was getting pretty excited
I saw her box in the living room
I saw her box in her bedroom
Then she showed me to the door again
I got a beer and settled down ©2000 Alex E. Riggle. All Rights Reserved. ----- Well, it's not much but it'll have to do for now.
Alex
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Dharmabum Date: 18 Oct 00 - 08:43 PM I FEEL LIKE I'M FIXIN TO BUY RAG
Come on all of you folks out there
(chorus)
So smoke them Luckys & drink that beer
Don't be shy get one for the wife
(ch)
Business is good & the place is buzzin
(ch)
When death is knockin at yer door
(ch)
Now take one home & put it to use
(ch)
So come on folks ya'll stop on by
(chorus) An it's 1,2,3, what are ya waitin for DB. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: GUEST,Bardford Date: 18 Oct 00 - 09:34 PM Dharmabum, Mousethief,Dharmabum again - Deadly! Of corpse, you already knew that... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 18 Oct 00 - 09:45 PM That pair is really knockin' 'em dead on this one, aren't they? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 00 - 10:17 AM A CASKET IS A VERY USEFUL THING*
I'm afraid it is no rumour
*think very gilbert and sullivan for tune, or Danny Kaye or tom Lehrer
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Dharmabum Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:03 PM Mousethief & Mmario, GREAT SONGS!!!!! DB. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: GUEST,emily b Date: 19 Oct 00 - 12:06 PM You guys are too good! I about died laughing. Guess I should order me up a box... Or 3 or 4. Emily |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Naemanson Date: 19 Oct 00 - 02:19 PM Great songs guys! I guess I'd better get to work. BTW Aine, how is Texas for living. there is a job opening in Fort Worth. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Bradypus Date: 19 Oct 00 - 07:26 PM Mmario - I immediately got the tune to your song. Trouble is, I don't know what it's called. Very catchy, though. It might help if you explore the website Aine mentioned to get some of the references in this one. The tune, I hope, is obvious ...
Coffin's Lament |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: SINSULL Date: 19 Oct 00 - 07:49 PM Bradypus, You're starting to scare me. Am laughing but genuinely concerned for your mental state. Hee Hee |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Bradypus Date: 19 Oct 00 - 07:54 PM Sinsull - You're starting to scare me. Am laughing, but genuinely concerned if I've made you worried about my mental state. Hee Hee! Bradypus |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 00 - 08:13 PM *applause* |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Rollo Date: 19 Oct 00 - 08:23 PM "The jolly coffin carpenter" 1. Come all you coffin buyers and listen what I say Your own and only funeral might be not far away! Test them now, as long you live, be sure it fits when you are stiff Ref: So make a choice from our collection We die for our customers' satisfaction! 2. The pillows made from velvet, from linnen or from silk the timbers made from cedar, from oak or frozen milk covers made from gator hide, stereo tv inside ref. so make a choice from our collection we die for our customers' satisfaction! 3. So nothing is too crazy, the customers are hot to pay our moonshine prices for a box that's meant to rot tomorrow we will spare the wood, cardboard boxes do for good! ref. so make a choice from our collection we die for our customers' satisfaction!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 00 - 08:27 PM rollo - a great addition to the challenge. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Dharmabum Date: 19 Oct 00 - 09:06 PM GOOD ONES Rollo & Brady!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: GUEST,Bardford Date: 20 Oct 00 - 01:29 AM Hey MMario,Rollo,Bradypus - you slay me! So... To the tune of Ain't Misbehavin'. No sun to warm me All by myself No fun before me Cuz' I'm buried in my own bookshelf I bought it online Before I bought the farm The final curtain Rolled down upon me But I ain't hurtin' Check out this upholstery! I'm decomposin' buried in my own armoire All those mourners And the coroner Slackjawed they stare What do I care? Laid out in a bad suit in my own End table Fine fabrication Hate to ruin it But it's disintegration For me and my entertainment unit I'm six foot under Goin' offline for good Cheers, Bardford Copyright 2000 Notacryforhelpmusic |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Dharmabum Date: 20 Oct 00 - 08:22 AM OH MAN,THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! DB. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 20 Oct 00 - 09:06 AM agreed! fantastic Bardford |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: GUEST,Dear Hubby Date: 20 Oct 00 - 12:52 PM Hello all. Áine has asked me to sign in from work to explain her conspicuous abscence for the past few days. To sum it up ... ATT@Home Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! Our cable modem connection has been down since Wednesday with no relief in sight. We will try alternate means of access this weekend or Áine will see you next week sometime when we switch to DSL. (Ask your nearest techie if you're not sure what that means.) In the mean time, Áine sez keep up the good work and she can't wait to see the results of this challenge. Cheers, Dear Hubby (for Áine) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 20 Oct 00 - 01:04 PM Thanks DH! Was worried she might be s*ick |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Rollo Date: 20 Oct 00 - 10:09 PM Beside: Here is a little funeral story that happened in hamburg / Germany a couple of years ago... Everytime I think of funerals and fun I have to think about it. Might be a little out of theme in this thread, but I would like to share it with you. There was a doctor quite wealthy and also quite well known in the southern suburbs "society" who had serious quarrels with his family. On different occasions wittnesses remember him demanding a funeral without big panjandrum. Expecially he did not want his relatives to flock around in big clusters, mourn for the beloved deceased and and holding speaches about their dear family member. "And if you dare to ignore my wishes", he said, "I will come back and haunt you!" Well, as you may have guessed, the occasion came, the funeral was held with pomp and circumstances, and of course many a crocodile's tear was squeazed by the crowd of family members gathered in the chapel. And for sure there were held many a speach about "dear cousin", "dear husband" and so on. But what happened when they shouldered the coffin and carried him out to the graveyard? The coffin's bottom broke and the deceased fell before his terrified family's feet...
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Áine Date: 24 Oct 00 - 10:46 AM I'M BACK!!!! Sorry to have been gone so long, my darlin' Challenge!rs, but I'm back "home" where I belong ;-) You've all done a marvelous and wunnerful job of keeping things going here, I must say. Cudos, congrats and two big snogs on all your cheeks! Although I'm back online, my motherboard has bitten her last byte. It appears I'll be needing the services of 'Coffins R Us' . . . This means that until I load my HTML editor program onto Dear Hubby's PC, I won't be able to upload this lovely 'boxed set' of Challenge! entries. But, never fear, my darlin's, your awards will be made ASAP. So, if anyone has been putting that final nail into their song, you still have time to open the lid and let us all have a peek! I'll be back soon with your Chips, so go warm up those Fish and we'll be having a wunnerful time soon! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Áine Date: 25 Oct 00 - 09:33 AM Good morning, Challenge!rs! I'm still working on getting the editor program loaded onto Dear Hubby's PC; but in the meantime, here are your well-earned Silver B.L.O.B.s. You all really did a great job with this one! To mousethief for:
I was getting pretty excited To Dharmabum for:
Business is good & the place is buzzin To MMario for:
In my home you'll find a casket To Bradypus for:
When I was new fangled, my makers, they angled To Rollo for:
Come all you coffin buyers and listen what I say To Bardford for:
All those mourners Wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful!! You guys are just THE BEST! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 25 Oct 00 - 09:52 AM Anyone else been over to the "Caspaw49" thread? Almost as much fun as "East Side Story" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Áine Date: 28 Oct 00 - 11:29 AM Hey Challenge!rs!! I'm in the process of moving to a 'slightly used brand new' computer, so I'll (hopefully) be able to upload your wunnerful, wunnerful songs to the Songbook this weekend. In the meantime, here are the Golden Chip Awards for the Great 2000 Booga Booga Halloween Challenge! Cudos, congrats and thanks to all of you!
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon: |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Amergin Date: 31 Oct 00 - 05:55 PM Knockin' on The Coffin Door
Mama, take this shroud off of me
Knock, knock, knockin' on the coffin door
Mama, take my body from the ground
Knock, knock, knockin' on the coffin door Amergin P.S. sorry for having this late.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 31 Oct 00 - 06:01 PM Knock three times on the coffin if you love me oops! sorry, too much sugar in my system |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Irish sergeant Date: 01 Nov 00 - 04:28 PM I went on down to Terre Haute with some cash in a little bitty basket, I dropped a dime and called a friend, we went to buy a casket. 'twas a big old bastard made of wood and lined with scarlet valveteen, WOuld done old Dracula mighty proud if in it he could be seen. We tied it to the top of his car, it was an old grey pinto, then we headed east to Ohio to see what we could get into. The girls they didn't give us time, the fellows called us foolish, And some old priest from Kalamazoo told us that we were ghoulish. Aine- Better late than never. 2 quick verses to the girl I left behind me. If I think of more I'll post them on. Kindest reguards, Neil |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Áine Date: 01 Nov 00 - 06:52 PM Song Challenger! Newsflash!! I've finally reloaded my software and I've uploaded your lovely coffin songs to the Song Challenge! Winners Page. And Congrats, Cudos and Thanks to Amergin ('Knockin' On The Coffin Door') and Irish Sergeant ('Little Bitty Basket') for your wunnerful late entries! You've both been awarded a Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon. And Bradypus, I've changed your award from the Harp Ribbon to a Golden Cow Chip with Two-Fer-One Coupon. Sorry, I didn't recognize our favourite Uncle at first ;-) Well done, my darlin's!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 05 Sep 01 - 07:59 AM A parody of yet another Clancy Brothers' classic, "Look At The Coffin" Look at the coffin With its golden handles Isn't it grand boys It serves as me bed! Lets' not have a sniffle Let's have a bloody good cry And always remember The longer you live The sooner you bloody well die Look at the wooden box Where I keep me shoes and socks They'll stick me bones in it When I pass away Lets' not have a sniffle Let's have a bloody good cry And always remember The longer you live The sooner you bloody well die As a dog's basket I use my casket Isn't it grand boys Me labrador's bed! Lets' not have a sniffle Let's have a bloody good cry And always remember The longer you live The sooner you bloody well die Sealed up all watertight It does the job just right Last thing every night It's used as a bath Lets' not have a sniffle Let's have a bloody good cry And always remember The longer you live The sooner you bloody well die |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: MMario Date: 05 Sep 01 - 08:50 AM *chortle* good one! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 43 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 05 Sep 01 - 09:00 AM Go raibh míle ... |
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