BS: Ball Bones and other children's toys

Subject: Ball Bones and other children's toys
From: Mrrzy
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 10:23 AM

My elder twin was playing the other day and reduced me to positively hysterical laughter, I just had to share this. Not musical, not heavy or important or anything.

A little background is needed here: Will is playing squirtgun and decides that he is squirting "that chemical that when you put it on the ground, bugs and ants come to see what it is, and it burns their feet so they run away" - I have no clue - He decides that it's Hot Sesame Oil. So he's squirting imaginarly hot sesame oil around on bugs, and then goes inside to use the toilet. He's sitting there and I'm waiting to be needed for the paperwork, and he tells me he's peeing hot sesame oil. So I say Ouch, that must hurt! And he says No, because he has Ball Bones... you know, that is why his wiener gets hard sometimes! Maginc Ball Bones! I tell you, I almost fell out of the bathroom laughing. Ball bones! He knows not the truth he speaks!

Any other bons mots from any kids? Or --I DARE you-- try to creep this one into a musical thread! Someone write a song about Ball Bones, please!

Subject: RE: BS: Ball Bones and other children's toys
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 12:57 PM

Dem bones dem bones dem ball bones
Dem bones dem bones dem ball bones...I am laughing too hard to offer anything better.

Subject: RE: BS: Ball Bones and other children's toys
From: Morticia
Date: 17 Nov 00 - 02:03 PM

That is priceless......I remember my son always referring to a duvet as a yup......when we asked why, he said, in tones of great pity for our stupidity in not working out for ourselves......" because it covers you up ( yup)". It's been a yup ever since and he's 15 now.