BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001

Subject: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 06:18 AM

What does an occasional table do on the occasions it is not being a table???

Dave the Gnome (With apologies to Les Barker)

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 06:29 AM

And why is there only one Monopolies Commission (and why isn't their a Ludo Commission, a Scrabble Commission....)?
RtS (Ain't it grand to be daft?)

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 06:30 AM

...but daft or not I should have typed "there" not "their"!
RtS (providing work for proof-readers everywhere)

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 06:35 AM

Well Dave, I think we should put that occasional table to work.
Why not use the table on occasion by serving dinner on it for the person you are having an occasional affair with.
Bet we can come up with lots of occasional uses for that table.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Skeptic
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 07:00 AM

"Bet we can come up with lots of occasional uses for that table."

Occasionally.

Regards John

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 07:16 AM

Confusion not only reigns, it pours. -- ?

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Morticia
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 01:05 PM

I've got an occasional table
Look, there it is, over there
I've got an occasional table
Today's it's day off....it's a chair
Les Barker

I can go find the rest if anyone wants it....it's one of my favourites but I haven't commited it to memory.

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 02:20 PM

On occasion, it has been known to hold coffee table books.

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 02:21 PM

Bet I just killed another thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Thought for the day - 24 Jan 2001
From: Micca
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 05:00 PM

and on other occasions it holds coffee mornings....