BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart

Subject: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Bert
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 12:38 AM

Tree woke me up at 2 in the morning and told me that our Guy Wolff was on the Martha Stewart Show.

SO - having been woken up at that unearthly hour I feel that I have to give out Guy a hard time about this.

I want you to imgine the scene at his home.

Guy: I'll be late home tonight.
Wife: What will you be doing?
Guy: I'm going to see Martha Stewart.
Wife: - AGAIN!!!!
Guy: Yes.
Wife: What for?
Guy: We're having an affair.
Wife: You lying SOB! I know you - you're going to be talking about bloody flower pots again!

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 11:36 AM

Everytime Guy is on with Martha Stewart the Morning Show puts it on while I am on my way to work. And I can't figure out the damn VCR recording commands. Bert, if Tree is willing and it is on NY TV, I would be grateful for a call even at 2AM.

Trying to imagine an affair with Martha Stewart...cutesy placecards in one of Guy's miniature pots on the pillow, homemade condoms carefully arranged in one of Guy's pots on the floor, bedside table with freshly dipped chocolate-covered strawberries and fresh oysters arranged in one of Guy's pots,the possibilities are endless. Go for it Guy.

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: LR Mole
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 11:39 AM

Martha: Tasteful! Tasteful! Yes yes YES!!

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 12:37 PM

"It's a good thing..."

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 12:48 PM

When Guy Wolff's Pot Repair episode was being shown on Martha's show, I place Pinky and Potty on the couch to watch it with me. Those are the two pots I bought from Guy. Oh and Vasey watches too. She is another addition to our Pot Family. We made some popcorn and Schultz Shakes and taped the show. As a special treat on the weekends I let my Pot kids watch a rerun of Guy and Martha before bedtime.
Vasey loves the show, her flowers open full bloom when she watches Guy.

Bonnie

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 04:20 PM

Bonnie,
What exactly are you growing in those pots ...and can I have some?

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 04:40 PM

The question is----WHAT was Tree doing up at that time? Inquiring minds NEED to know!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Bert
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 04:43 PM

Watching Martha Stewart.

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 04:47 PM

Jays, bert, she stayed up THAT late just to watch Silly Martha? or was it because Guy was on? Martha is just too over the top.

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 04:52 PM

Aw dammit ta' hell anyway......I watch a good bit of "Today" and I NEVER see Guy with the Queen of Weird!!!

Is there anyway we could get a little forewarning next time?

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 05:00 PM

It's the Today Show? It's a wonder I never get to see Guy. I am on the wrong channel.

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 05:07 PM

No Sins, I'm sorry....it is "The Morning Show"....Can't get used to Gumballs being on CBS....Sorry.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 05:20 PM

Gee thanks Spaw. Now I have totally screwed up the record button on my VCR. It's pulsating puice. Martha would love it.

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 10:21 PM

Miss Bonnie told me you guys were talking about the show.. Shit Pat I would have said something but I thought I had mentioned the Martha TV thing enough to sink a battleship on the Mudcat.. I did play on our local Cable station to sell some cd's this week.. So I got to play music and be on TV so thats alittle more Mudcat pertinant (I think 12 people will see it) .. I do have fun on TV and Martha has been a great freind. I'll bring up the spiecial uses for the pots mentioned above ..WHo knows it might work into the "It's a Good Thing" segment.There is quite a history of clay objays and erotisium in most cultures.. Yes I think there is a good show in the making here.. Egipt and Greese first and then onto China..Bonnie dont let the kids stay up for this one though.. Ofcource this is all before batteries so I dont know if the networks could sell it anyway!!! Thanks for the friendship you guys it means alot to me,, All the best < Guy

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Feb 01 - 10:28 PM

Sorry Guy.......I know it was mentioned, but my mind is going quickly so I need to be reminded every so often. Hell, when Karen is at work I piss myself about three times because I can't remember to use the bathroom or I've forgotten where it was. So give Ol' Spaw some warning and I'll be glued to the tube..........if I can remember where it is.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 16 Feb 01 - 06:25 AM

Sorcha, those Guy Wolff pots of mine are the home of my most beautiful plants. Healthy, alive and always growing new shoots.

Catspaw would you like me to mail you a copy of my tape? I would do that with pleasure.

Guy, I hope you taped your local cable performance. The kids will want to see that one for sure!

Guy Wolff is one of the most remarkable people I know. I feel fortunate to know him and blessed to have such a good friend.

Bonnie

Subject: RE: BS: Guy Wolf & Martha Stewart
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 01 - 11:59 AM

Guy, Re: eroticism, did you see this one?

Here
Bert.