Prize if you can guess what happened to

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:30 AM

The chain came off the tandem?

Kris

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: Bugsy
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:20 AM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:15 AM

Bugsy How I wish I had!

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: Bugsy
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:14 AM

I know, you met our "Mutual Acquaintance" and this time you DID throw him in the harbour!

CHeers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:10 AM

DtG No

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:00 AM

Were they tyre chains?

DtG

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:55 AM

Perhaps I should allow just one question each - one that can be answered with a Y or N.
The chains had nothing to do with jewellery
Patrish

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:39 AM

The clasp on your neck/wrist/ankle/belly/whatever chain let go and you had to search for it in the muddy roil. Wait, you said chainSSS. OK. You and Eric got your neck/wrist/ankle/belly/whatever chains entangled... ah... er.... oh yeah, because you had had a few pints too many at the Jug and were lending each other physical support. Alas, the conjugation proved too encumbersume and balance was lost, tumbling you both to the muddy roil ( I like "muddy roil" ).

How many guesses do we get ? I figure I am entitled to at least one more because you didn't set any rules yet.

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:36 AM

Oooeeer - Patrish in chains, rolling in the mud.... I've come over all faint!

DtG

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:29 AM

Eric chained your body up and dragged you through the yard?

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:24 AM

You were playing splash in the puddles and didn't know the manhole (er, person-hole) cover had been removed.
OR the sheep fought back
OR you stoped to help a stalled motorist push his car and got behind the rear wheel..
Cheques to the Mudcat please, I tick the X for no publicity
RtS (Phone a friend? Who has friends after 50 years of telling the same jokes?)

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:22 AM

Apart from being abducted by aliens from the planet mud - a common occurance after a pint or two.......no something quite strange happened.
Clue 2 It also involved chains
Patrish x

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:10 AM

You rolled around in the street?

Subject: RE: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:08 AM

You were abducted by Aliens from the planet Mud.

And it's no good denying it - that will only prove that it is true....:-)

Did they probe both you AND Eric???

Dave the Gnome

Subject: Prize if you can guess what happened to
From: GUEST,Patrish
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:41 AM

Eric the Viking and I left the Jug last night at about the usual time, we dropped off Jason about the usual time, but we didn't get home at the usual time. If anyone can guess what happened to delay our journey - there will be a pint at the Jug for you.
clue 1 - I got muddy
Patrish x