Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,JeZeBeL Date: 12 Apr 01 - 01:41 PM Sorry little HAwk but it was me that said the nasty things about not getting orgasms from men, I was in a man hating moooooooood!! But I've cheered up now. And I'm sorry but this subject merits a very long thread. Ur only jealous cos ur camel and llama one didn't last as long as this one........ Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: JudeL Date: 12 Apr 01 - 06:12 AM Can't do blue clicky thing but see thread on LyrReq: Chocolate |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,Ogden Nash Date: 12 Apr 01 - 05:48 AM Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker. |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: mousethief Date: 11 Apr 01 - 05:38 PM It fits. Neither of them can sing. Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Apr 01 - 03:12 PM Matt - Yeah, but I thought you knew ALL of Dylan's songs. By the way, Cher did a pretty good rendition of "All I Really Want To Do", way back in her very young "folk-rock" phase. Cher was rather good at covering Dylan songs back then...something about her voice. Others will probably dispute that, however. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: mousethief Date: 11 Apr 01 - 01:02 PM She said chocolate was better than men so I left her one day With a pound of chocolate on the pillow where she lay Then I found another woman, who loves me more than candy Cos I bring her chocolate, and love, and everything handy. (it's not Shakestoor but then again it's before noon) Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:56 PM Well, with such an ambiguous line, I'm more likely to go with a song I KNOW than one I don't! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:54 PM There was actually a post way back there that claimed you can get an orgasm from chocolate, and can't from a man. What a gross slander! It's despicable. Anyone who says that oughta be marooned on an island with 85,000 Mars Bars and left to her own devices for a few years till she learns her lesson...or dies of malnutrition and sugar shock combined. After all, if you can't get an orgasm from a man...why assume it's the man's fault? :-) - LH (taking it all so deadly seriously...) Matt - I am surprised that you slipped up on that Dylan song. Guess you're not perfect, eh? p.s. The hockey statistics thing applies to Canadian men only. With American men it's baseball and football statistics. Then too, there are some who go on and on about the size of certain private body parts... |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: JudeL Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:34 PM Liz you should be on commission from that site, its making a fortune out of us. Chocolate covered walnut, totally irrisistable... |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Gervase Date: 11 Apr 01 - 10:00 AM Dammit, I've just spent a fortune on that site Liz! And if the Wensleydale's as good as it's cracked up to be then I'll be in hog heaven. They also sell chocolate...(get thee behind me Satan!) |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 11 Apr 01 - 08:27 AM Too right there David!!! I don't know who these me are that Liz is speaking of, but I am certainly not one of them! BTW is it ok if each time is 4 hrs? |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Dave the Gnome Date: 11 Apr 01 - 04:14 AM Hey who gives a hoot, you can have chocolate 5 times a night - find me a man that can do that!!! Nice to see you feeling so much better, Liz;-) Whoops - wrong thread... I'm not halving my sex life for anyone though! Cheers Dave the naughty Gnome |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Apr 01 - 02:28 AM Hey who gives a hoot, you can have chocolate 5 times a night - find me a man that can do that!!! Gervase, you really need to order some of the Richard III Wensleydale from the trencherman site..... your dreams will be rich, creamy and possibly slightly sticky. LTS Try it, it's an English Foodie site. http://www.trencherman.co.uk/index.html, sorry blue clicky didn't work. |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,mgarvey@pacifier.com Date: 10 Apr 01 - 11:46 PM Chocolate is good for you. So are men. You have to be responsible and eliminate from consideration those that won't do...abusive ones, gamblers, drug and alcohol abusers. Only choose from the responsible, decent ones. If there aren't enough to go around, tough luck. That's life. Don't settle on the truly important stuff. Do without until or unless a good one comes your way. mg |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: catspaw49 Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:42 PM Well, here we go again............Dylan, Hawk??? Sure....lots of choc songs...........
Boots of Spanish Cocoa ........and many more.......... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: catspaw49 Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:24 PM No Matt, I think Bill is parodying "All I Really Want To Do"....a Dylan song:
All I really want to do Spaw
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Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Matt_R Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:12 PM Bill is crudely misquoting a AC/DC song called "Pour Oil On Me". And LH, I'm with ya man! I need some Dylan right about now! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Bill D Date: 10 Apr 01 - 09:13 PM .."...all I really wanta dooooo....is baby, pour chocolate on yooouuu" |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Peter T. Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:31 PM she's got everything she needs, She got chocolate, she don't look back.... |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:20 PM This is ridiculous. Chocolate is no big deal. It certainly does not merit a thread this long or even half this long. Gimme a break. Why are we talking about chocolate when we could be discussing Dylan lyrics? Damn! Shouldn't have hit that submit button. The bloody thing will now be back up at the top of the list. When will I ever learn... - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Mrs.Duck Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:55 PM Guess I must be lucky then. And Emma says I can have one of her buns woopee! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: mousethief Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:47 PM And if you're lucky, one of them is your husband! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Mrs.Duck Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:45 PM No but nice men who do give you chocolate! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: mousethief Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:29 PM Chocolate doesn't remember your anniversary either. :) Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: John J Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:26 PM Coooeee!!! John |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: JeZeBeL Date: 10 Apr 01 - 01:14 PM Curly wurlys have to be put in the fridge first....makes them loads scrummier, same as any chocolate really. I've just made some chocolate crispie buns with mimi eggs in for easter!! Mrs.Duck, would you like me to bring you one tomorrow night if I haven't eaten them all!! I still think chocolate is better than men. It doesn't cause you pain and grief and more hassle than it's worth. But I guess there are some nice men out there somewhere. I'll just have to keep looking....... *Chocolate doesn't forget your anniversary, or birthday etc!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: JudeL Date: 10 Apr 01 - 11:03 AM Gervase: What do you mean a senior moment, mind that sounds worse than the malibu & the campsite toilets. It's not just that they don't look similar but they don't smell anything alike. Although if micca is involved almost anything is possible. Louisa: I agree totally scrumptious especially if you put them in the fridge first |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,louisa Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:43 AM cadbury's make curly wurlys. I used to love them when I was little
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Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Gervase Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:35 AM ...which reminds me a glugging back a glass of chilli oil in a senior moment, thinking it was Chianti. That will give you afterburn like little else. I know they don't look remotely similar, but it can be done. Ask Micca! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: JudeL Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:29 AM Dreams, Yes, but after viewing that website of Bills what sort are they likely to be? and if the glass of red is too rough it won't just be your mouth thats feels bad! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Gervase Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:21 AM A good Stilton and mustard sandwich and a glass of summat rough and red - that'll give you dreams, my dear! It'll also give you a mouth as rough as a badger's arse, but that's a small price to pay for nirvana. Ach, who needs chocolate?! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: JudeL Date: 10 Apr 01 - 10:15 AM Cheese makes you dream ? I thought it was supposed to give you nightmares |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,Gervase (with crumbled cookie) Date: 10 Apr 01 - 08:11 AM Hey, chocolate will never make you laugh, tell you the truth/a pack of lies about whether or not your bum looks big in that, buy you a present because you look down in the dumps, take the rubbish out, cook Sunday lunch, tell blatant fibs to unwanted callers on your behalf, nibble the backs of your knees, get the spiders our of the bath, empty the mousetraps, back you up when the kids are being particularly stroppy. On the other hand, cheese is a wondrous thing. I dreams of cheese. Toasted mostly. |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Dave Wynn Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:32 AM Never touch the stuff....Gives dogs heart attacks y'know!! Spot |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Dave the Gnome Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:21 AM Being an anorexic lesbian I don't like either. How do I know I'm an anorexic lesbian? I like women and every time I look in a mirror I see a fat bloke... The old ones are always best! DtG |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Mrs.Duck Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:06 AM No wonder Irish eyes are smiling! But I agree why have to choose when one can have both! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Matt_R Date: 09 Apr 01 - 10:15 PM Ah, Kendall has finally been introduced to chocolate Dildos? |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Lonesome EJ Date: 09 Apr 01 - 09:38 PM I think they missed some obvious names, Bill. How about "Baby Root" ? "Schmuckers"? |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Bill D Date: 09 Apr 01 - 09:26 PM well, if you close your eyes, kendall...*grin* |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: kendall Date: 09 Apr 01 - 09:23 PM Good God Bill! I'll never eat another piece of chocolate! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Lonesome EJ Date: 09 Apr 01 - 09:18 PM Chocolate is, in fact, better than most men, but inferior to a good camel in almost every aspect. Did you ever hear anyone say "I'd walk a mile for a Toblerone" ? |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Bill D Date: 09 Apr 01 - 09:11 PM why limit yourself to chocolate OR men? |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Naemanson Date: 09 Apr 01 - 07:28 PM Not gonna touch this one! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Mrs.Duck Date: 09 Apr 01 - 07:09 PM Stick to Maltesers they have a less fattening centre! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Mrs.Duck Date: 09 Apr 01 - 07:06 PM Sorry Sean jobs gone!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: GUEST,SeanM, cookieless (somehow appropriately) Date: 09 Apr 01 - 07:00 PM What... you mean you like to exercise chocolate? And chocolate giving orgasms... *shudder*... just thinking of the cleanup afterwards... Still thinking... Actually, can I volunteer on that job? M |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Mrs.Duck Date: 09 Apr 01 - 06:36 PM Sorry Alex exercise makes me hungry! Anyway I like to combine both pleasures!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: mousethief Date: 09 Apr 01 - 06:30 PM Ah, but sex is exercise which helps you LOSE weight, whereas chocolate is mostly fat which makes you GAIN weight. Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: Mrs.Duck Date: 09 Apr 01 - 06:30 PM Sex and chocolate cause the release of the same endorphins which give the sensation of pleasure but when driving home from work you can only eat chocolate ! |
Subject: RE: BS: 10 reasons chocolate is better than men From: kendall Date: 09 Apr 01 - 06:25 PM Jez a bel, you just havn't tried the right man! |