Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Áine Date: 07 May 01 - 07:22 PM Yep, it's your one and only Giver-upper of the Golden Cow Chips, back from the 'moving' wars and ready to test your little gray cells once again!! I'll just take this opportunity to let all you wonderful Challenge!rs know how much I've missed you -- and I hope we won't ever be parted for so long again . . . This Challenge! will be sorta personal, if y'all don't mind too much ;-) . . . I do think, however, that it will test your collective imagination and rhyming capabilities satisfactorily . . . Here's a picture of the new homestead, perched appropriately on a high sandstone hill in the Post Oak Savannah of Texas (the East Cross Timbers, to be exact). Please note the sandstone wall on the left . . . behind that wall is a curious little patch of broken stones, buried in a sandy clay loam, quite different from the rest of the grounds (you can't 'dig' here -- there's one inch of dirt, then rock, then THICK wet (not damp) clay). I've been digging and breaking rocks with my trusty spade and pickaxe for two weeks now, and I still haven't reached the bottom of this strange plot of earth. However, I have discovered a few interesting things buried under the first layer of dirt and rock . . . your Challenge! is to write a song about what I found buried beneath the red-tipped photinias, honeysuckle and asian jasmine . . . let your minds run wild and let your collective freak flags fly, my dear Challenge!rs and GO FOT IT! Hugs and snogs to each and every one of you -- and two kisses on each of your cheeks (hahaha) -- Áine (songtress, chef, chief bottle washer and now Mad Gardener) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: wysiwyg Date: 08 May 01 - 01:24 AM Oh dear! I'll have to dream on this one a bit! Are you gonna sell what we have you finding at a garage sale then or what? How much does Max get then? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 08 May 01 - 02:25 AM
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: katlaughing Date: 08 May 01 - 02:40 AM Aw jeez...it's over before it even gets started! Well done, A-moss!
Digging in the clay dirt
She found them down under
She came upon rubbers
That black Texas oil
For he knew that our Aine
Now the moral of this story LOL!!!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 08 May 01 - 04:58 AM Stories of Texas It wasn't all that long ago The government sent back East Offering sections of land to plow and sow— A homestead claim in Texas. Adventurers, gunmen, gamblers and rakes Heard the rumors blowin' on the wind. Land-poor families pulled up stakes— And they all headed west to Texas. Ranchers fought to carve out a life From that hard-rock wilderness. And every day brought storm and strife— But they stayed on in Texas. Tornadoes, gullywashers, cattle stampedes, Drought, and flood, and snow— The land tested them and made them bleed In the East Cross Timbers of Texas. Now another family lives on the old homestead, But the values and dreams are the same. Someone new digs a flower bed Under the oaks in Texas. An arrowhead, a piece of glass Turned purple from years in the sun Raked up by a lissome Irish lass Raised in the heart of Texas. A leather strap, a frayed old rope A rusted rowel from a spur— Symbols of bravery and of hope, Just part of the song of Texas... I apologize for being maudlin, folks, but I do love my home state. Aine, best wishes for the new home! Lin
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 08 May 01 - 07:01 AM I've got a rock and a sock and a brick and a stick and a great lump of something made me feel a little sick. In this ground I have found that the world indeed is round, for I've dug clear to Australia, where the kangaroos abound.
It's a fact
I once lived high
I've got a rock
Strictly speaking of course implying that I know that Australia is the Antipodes when you're in Texas is all wrong... I suppose the Texan Antipodes would be somewhere ion the Indian Ocean? But they don't have kangaroos down there. (Tune? A sort of variant on Eileen Oge seems to fit it.)
And welcome back Áine. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: mousethief Date: 08 May 01 - 02:09 PM Aine's Mysterious Mud by Alex Riggle
Well now I ain't superstitious
Everywhere it's soft and loamy
So I got my pick and shovel
For a week I scraped and scrappled
My husband thought me batty
And when the week was ended
It was a wooden coffin (C) Alex Riggle 2001 All rights reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Bert Date: 08 May 01 - 03:09 PM I went into a guy's office once and saw this object on his window sill. I said "What's the coffin handle for?", He replied "Oh! is THAT what it is? I found it in my garden". I suggested that he not do too much more digging. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Bert Date: 08 May 01 - 03:26 PM How many kinds of things can you dig From a Texas Homestead Garden I'll tell you now of some that are big And those I miss you'll surely pardon There are wagon wheels and boots and socks, forty seven concrete blocks And tin cans and bed pans all buried among the rocks in a Texas Homestead Garden. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 08 May 01 - 03:36 PM Oh sure, Bert, go ahead and bring in reality, why don't you? LOL! Good stuff, everybody--good challenge, Aine. Lin |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 08 May 01 - 04:10 PM Well the ground is hard and the work is slow Dig down, Áine, dig down! Destroys your shovel and your hoe And it's time to dig down; Áine! chorus:Dig down, Áine, dig down! Oh, Dig down, Áine, dig down! we'll tell your tale in a a song, you know There are rocks and junk and people's trash Dig down, Áine, dig down! and enough poison ivy to give you rash And it's time to dig down; Áine! chorus There are broken dreams and broken lives Dig down, Áine, dig down! The shattered hopes of other times And it's time to dig down; Áine! chorus There's a treasure in a wooden chest! Dig down, Áine, dig down! there's a broken spoon and a woolen vest! And it's time to dig down; Áine! chorus An old tin plate with a dented rim! Dig down, Áine, dig down! Like cowboys ate their dinner in! And it's time to dig down; Áine! chorus there are flowers buried way down deep Dig down, Áine, dig down! You'll find them when you fall asleep And it's time to dig down; Áine! chorus There's a swimming pool and a floating chair Dig down, Áine, dig down! And an end to all of it, I swear! And it's time to dig down; Áine! chorus |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 08 May 01 - 04:15 PM oh CRAPFARDLES!!!! that's what I get for trying to be fancy. last line of chorus should be: and it's time to dig down, Áine! The second verse begins with "There are rocks and junk..." |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SINSULL Date: 08 May 01 - 04:19 PM Rough Draft THE TWELVE DAYS OF DIGGING
ON THE FIRST DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE THIRD DAY OF DIGGING OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE NINTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE TENTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF DIGGING, OUR AINE UNEARTHED:
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SINSULL Date: 08 May 01 - 04:20 PM With apologies to accordian players everywhere. I think concertinas are sexy. Some of my best friends are concertina players... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lonesome EJ Date: 08 May 01 - 06:09 PM The Blue China Jug
When Vernon and Katy had said their goodbyes
They crossed to St Louis where they joined with a train
Where the plains of West Texas met the trees of the East
In those first years of farming they struggled for life
"This is a place where our fortune can grow
In the summer of 61, Tom rode off with a force
And Vernon took money from the blue china jar
They bought a frame house and a business in town
She gathered the pieces in an old cloth of gray
She said to her husband "Quick, look what I've found
But she washed it and cleaned it til the jar shone like new |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Bert Date: 08 May 01 - 06:34 PM Wow, fantastic LEJ |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: mousethief Date: 08 May 01 - 06:38 PM Cool song, LEJ! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Rollo Date: 08 May 01 - 06:51 PM Sing it to "The streets of Laredo": When I was a young man and punched the cattle, one day I was chasing an indian brave. Through gullies and bushes our horses were dashing, His well-aimed arrow put me to the grave... My comrades they found me and and buried my body, I´d died in my boots, still holding the gun, they laid me to rest and they gave me my stetson to give me some shelter from rain and from sun. They all stood around me and muttered a prayer and piled up a grave-hill completely of stones to send me an angel to lead me to heaven and hinder the wild beasts from eating my bones. I rested in pieces for over a century Indians and buffalos were gone long ago when up came a smart guy and bought my small graveyard, building a wall and a big bungalow! Then up came this woman who wanted a garden, removing the stones to make room for the lawn, digging like mad until late in the evening, starting again in the first hour of dawn. Already she dug up my watch and my stetson, my mexican spurs and my fourty-four gun, tomorrow my boots she will strip from my ankles, and leave my old bones to bleach in the sun... line breaks fixed by mudelf |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 08 May 01 - 07:08 PM God LEJ, now THAT'S a song for Texas--I'm totally in awe. What a gorgeous story!!! Lin |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: GUEST Date: 08 May 01 - 07:41 PM Forgive, o goddess, the liberties taken with the statistics in the first verse, and accept this offering as a welcome back Bradypus
Digging for Victory
Every morning in the garden you would see her arrive |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SINSULL Date: 08 May 01 - 08:53 PM LEJ - that is wonderful! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 08 May 01 - 09:02 PM Hey! This is jes' like the Good Ole Days!!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 09 May 01 - 06:20 AM These are the Good Ole Days! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 09 May 01 - 08:30 AM Lin, Lej, rollo: I am in awe. three more I have to learn tho. *sigh* the list grows longer and longer. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 09 May 01 - 10:33 AM Bradypus--LMAO! I keep seeing Aine with her pickaxe headed for the mine...with Jimmy Dean in hot pursuit! You people are great! Lin |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 10 May 01 - 01:19 PM Dig this! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Trapper Date: 11 May 01 - 11:17 AM SH*T! That's what happens when you don't check a thread for a few days! I composed this offline. Apologies to Sinsull, who already used this tune for his parody. I think I'll post it anyway.... If you don't get the references, you'll have to go SURFING!!
TWELVE INCHES OF TOPSOIL In the first inch of topsoil my garden gave to me, In the second inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the third inch of topsoil my garden gave to me,
In the fourth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the fifth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the sixth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the seventh inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the eighth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the ninth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the tenth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the eleventh inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, In the twelfth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me,
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 11 May 01 - 07:48 PM OK, Goddess!!! Time to Stop Picking and Start Picking!!! Y'know the saying -- you can pick your songsters, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your songster's nose.... A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 12 May 01 - 02:37 AM Geez Amos--I'm starting to worry...maybe that little plot of ground is where they buried the telephone lines and Aine's blown her modem, ya reckon? Seriously, hope everything's okay with the Gaelic Goddess. Lin |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 13 May 01 - 08:43 PM I spoke to her just before she launched this round and she was as full of piss and vinegar as anyone could be, given the bruises and strains of picking out hardscrabble to get her new home set right. Worst case is she is suffering from hand-sprains and can't use a keyboard, i expect... A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Áine Date: 14 May 01 - 09:05 AM Six Things for Áine to Remember about Her New Pickaxe 1) Remember that your utility cables are buried in the ground . . . 2) Remember that the modem cable is buried near the surface . . . 3) Remember NOT TO SWING PICKAXE before figuring out where modem cable is buried . . . 4) Remember to say a prayer of thanks that Dear Hubby did not skin you alive and hang your hide on the fence for the coyotes . . . 5) Remember not to smack the cable modem repairman with your new pickaxe when he gives you that 'what an idiot!' look when he comes to repair sliced modem cable . . . 6) Remember to be honest (if shamefaced) and admit to your fellow 'Catters that you did a VERY STUPID THING with your new pickaxe . . . . . . I've got to go and spread my Mother's Day present (three bags of lovely aged horse manure) on the garden -- and no pickaxe swinging today -- and then I will be back to thank you all properly for your wonderful, wonderful songs . . . It was my birthday on Friday, and these are the best gifts I could ever get!! Love from the Red-headed Pickaxe-swinging Mad Gardener Gaelic Goddess, Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: mousethief Date: 14 May 01 - 11:48 AM I like the china jug story better than the facts. SNOGS? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: mousethief Date: 14 May 01 - 11:49 AM Sorry; I didn't mean SNOGS I meant BLOBS. BLOBS? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Bradypus Date: 15 May 01 - 06:29 PM It seemed to me that there was one idea in my previous entry that was worth expanding on. The tune (obviously) is the Yellow Rose of Texas. The Guinness Flows in Texas There's a dear old house in Texas with a cool and shady yard It's so uncultivated, and the soil is stony hard There were two shovels in the shed, but Ainé took her pick And started digging in the yard, tho' it was hard as brick Chorus It's the sweetest little garden that Texas ever new But hard and sweated labour makes you want to down a few And Ainé's luck was in that day, for now it's plain to see That the Guinness flows in Texas, and the Guinness flows for free! As Ainé dug the garden, and was staring at the soil It turned rich and dark and muddy, and she thought that she'd struck oil But it didn't smell like oil – it was something else instead For you've never seen such oil with a creamy, frothy head Chorus Now the Guinness keeps on flowing, and the goddess, without doubt Has a plan for distribution of her lucky strike of stout Now the Mudcat Tavern's never dry, there's never any gripe For the Guinness isn't just on tap – it's delivered by the pipe. Chorus |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 15 May 01 - 08:12 PM HA! I can't believe I got it right--Aine, honest, I was just teasing about blowing your modem line; you didn't have to do it for real! Wecome back... Lin |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 15 May 01 - 09:29 PM Bradypus, we are not worthy! Guiness and MudCat in one Song? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 17 May 01 - 08:45 PM Hey RED!!! Git yore soggy Mudcat Ass back to your Primary Responsibility!!!! Whatcha think yore doin', trying to play folk music with a pickaxe!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 17 May 01 - 08:51 PM "Whatcha think yore doin', trying to play folk music with a pickaxe!!!"
But that's much the best way to play a bodhran. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Lin in Kansas Date: 20 May 01 - 12:32 AM *refresh* |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 23 May 01 - 12:42 AM Dang, Red!!! Ya got no call to be dissin' yore conSTITuency thissa way!!:>) I know you're pushing as hard as you can. We will celebrate and paint the town green when you reappear! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 31 May 01 - 08:38 PM The spring has passed behind us, And the summer is amongus And we've lost our Gaelic Goddess To the New Home Owner Fungus Will ye sing, Aine, sing? And we'll all sing together! If your house should tumble down, And we'll all play together! Regards, A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 01 Jun 01 - 08:11 AM hee-hee! I got to sing and play with her last weekend! nya-nyah-nya-nya-nya! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 01 Jun 01 - 12:05 PM oh, oh, you, goldangit!, now ya got me MAD!!!!! you neener boy! you puzzlewit! I'm gonna getcha fer this!!! I'm gonna sing Frankie Avalon covers and send them all to you! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 01 Jun 01 - 12:08 PM 'n I got to hug her, and she almost brained me with her turkey leg, and she had me insulted by a professional! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SINSULL Date: 01 Jun 01 - 12:10 PM Instead of the Gaelic Goddess you can call Aine "Venus! Oh Venus!" in your smarmiest Frankie Avalon voice ever. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 01 Jun 01 - 12:28 PM Áine if you will please send for us a challenge to be filled A challenge frought with shame whose lyrics we can Amos blame |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Áine Date: 01 Jun 01 - 05:28 PM Oh SINSULL, I just love that song by Frankie ;-) To tell the truth, I'm torn between the ticklin' of my heart cockles with y'all missing me, and my Irish guilty conscience for neglecting all my darlin' Challenge!rs . . . But, please be patient with your Gaelic Goddess in absentia -- she's still having to deal with a torn up 'east wing', an $8,500 plumbers' bill (that does not include the replacement of three rooms' worth of flooring), an insurance adjuster who just showed up this morning, AND the lovely, distinct, and oh-so-soucant sewer smell in her office (in which she is now sitting to type this message . . . while holding her breath and slowly turning a brilliant (!) shade of blue -- which happens to clash mightily with her hair) . . . TGG's Dear Hubby has promised to apply several bottles of Lysol to the effected office carpet on the morrow, thus freeing herself's sinuses and lungs from distress (at least, that's the plan). All appropriate and/or appropos awards will be, shall we say, 'discharged' over the weekend, and another Challenge! put forth for TGG's faithful followers . . . Until then, please accept your ever-lovin' deity's snogs (on all cheeks, of course) and hugs for hanging in there with her through flooding floors, broken pipes, jack hammers and recalcitrant carpetbaggers. All the best to you all, Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 04 Jun 01 - 10:26 PM My god, lass! How ORIFUL!! This gives a whole new dimension to the notion of a Home Orifice, huh? Every time you walk in there you must think you're in trouble!!! It's not the usual thing to lay waste to a new home like that, y'know!! Especially since you don't have California's Truth in Selling a Home checklist -- at least we get to be the sewer instead of the seweree!!! Well, at least you don't have to be the one to raise a stink about it!!! I hope you recorded all the terrible passages in your diarrhey -- you know, to show the insurance company. Those sellers were real stinkers, huh? And all you wanted was a chance to mingle with the natural functions of the place, too!!! Well, pad that bill with everything they'll digest, and when they finally finish chewing it over, you'll be flush!! Love, A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amergin Date: 04 Jun 01 - 10:37 PM on all cheeks, Aine? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Áine Date: 06 Jun 01 - 03:12 PM Just 'cuz all the songs in this Challenge! meant so much to me (and were all so good) -- a brand new category has been added to the Golden Cow Chip Awards -- The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award!! Of course, all the entries for Challenge! Part 52 have been given this 'extra' special prize -- and in addition to the SSSSNG, Twelve Inches of Topsoil by Trapper has also been awarded the Imperial Order of the All-In-One Genius with Platinum Tufts (for obvious reasons!). Many heartfelt thanks, cudos and congrats to all of you!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Amos Date: 06 Jun 01 - 09:43 PM Trapper, you surely earned that one!! That GG, never misses pure genius at work. Ya done REAL good -- I was getting flashbacks of excruciating Past Challenges just looking at your little blue clicky things. A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SharonA Date: 14 Aug 01 - 10:10 AM *refresh* It's just me, again, playing "catch-up" with past Song Challenge!s (this one'll make it 3 down, fifty-mumble to go!) So the question was: What's buried beneath the red-tipped photinias, honeysuckle and asian jasmine? Why, the same thing that's tucked in beside every planted seed: a gardener's love of growing things, of course! (Tune: "San Antonio Rose") Deep within my yard lies a cavity Along a wall of sand-stone Where in jeans I sieve, sifting happily Between the shards in the loam. Well, a glove pair I found beside the wall so low. To plant I came. As I drew on a glove, A bloom-rich voice said, "Only she who'd grow Will pierce that broken soil with love." Soon, in fall, I bent there; sowed love in my yard. Wall-backed, it grows, grows up that sandstone. Slips no weed in, when there's love spread all sprawling. My heart Seeks underground with my gloves its home. Broken soil, empty earthen hole Still gives to my yard all it's grown For that bloom-rich voice by the wall so low, And grows and grows what love has sown. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 14 Aug 01 - 12:52 PM My Second Piggy back song. Look what I found on my land Melanie Kafka (Safka)
Look what I found on my land, Ma, look what I found on my land.
What has it done to my brain, ma, what has it done to my brain?
Wish I could find a safe house to live in. Wish I could find a safe house. La la la … (etc.)
Maybe it'll all be alright, Ma, maybe it'll all be okay,
Scully and Mulder are here , Ma, Scully and Mulder are here,
Look what I found on my land, Ma, look what I found on my land.
Look what I found on my land, Ma, look what I found on my land. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 15 Aug 01 - 06:43 AM Couldn't resist this challenge! which was posted before I became active in this little ongoing saga. To the tune of "Let Mr Maguire Sit Down" and "Hot Ashphalt".
I've never been one for labouring hard |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SharonA Date: 15 Aug 01 - 08:23 AM Haw haw hee hee!! Those were great, you two! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: MMario Date: 15 Aug 01 - 08:59 AM BRAVO to you all for reviving these. If I can get my brain cell back (the dog currently has it, dang him!) I may take another shot at some of them. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 15 Aug 01 - 10:52 AM SharonA great as always Derry You've done it again another funny one! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SharonA Date: 16 Aug 01 - 06:54 PM *refresh* Chips ahoy? Ahoy the chips? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Áine Date: 16 Aug 01 - 08:35 PM Alrightey, Ms. Impatient!! ;-) Here we go:
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears): -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SharonA Date: 17 Aug 01 - 09:26 AM Sorry for the itches in my britches, Áine, but I was REALLY, REALLY hoping that you would do what you in fact did: award one o' them thar Sheila-Na-Gig thangs for "That Broken Soil" (thanks! ...and thanks for titling it for me!) becauuuuuse that was the last award I needed to complete my collection. I'll send you a list by PM as per your request in another thread, but I do believe I now have at least one of each SONG CHALLENGE! award and, therefore, qualify to receive one Whole Bag o' Chips! Lemme just go check and make sure... SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 17 Aug 01 - 10:42 AM Gosh, I'm not trying to build a collection but I did have a lot of fun with that whole XFiles thing. I imagined Aine finding something nasty, and putting in a plastic bag. The rest just flowed. It was also a bit of a trick because anything which I could imagine and talk about is not near as sinister as what you imagine yourself. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SharonA Date: 17 Aug 01 - 11:34 AM Isn't that the whole point, to have fun with the CHALLENGE! and with your imagination? I certainly do, and I hope that the people who sing along with my entries are having just as much fun as I do when I write them! I've also found it fun to win the different awards (and yes, I do have at least one of each award – I double-checked!) :^) :^) :^) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: Áine Date: 18 Aug 01 - 05:14 PM Dear SharonA, Isn't that the whole point, to have fun with the CHALLENGE! and with your imagination? -- You Betcha Booties, Girlfriend! ;-) And for tickling our brain cells and funny bones with your tantamount talent in each and every category of cow chip cajolery, you are hereby inducted into the sanctosanctorum of songsmiths -- That's right, sister -- you're a
Winner of the Whole Bag O' Chips Special Award (The Whole Bag O' Chips Award is given to the Challenge!rs who have won all the other Challenge! awards possible - including the "Two-Fer-One" and "All-In-One Genius" Awards): -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SharonA Date: 20 Aug 01 - 01:39 PM Thank you so much, Áine!!! I am deeply honored, and I humbly accept the latest Mudcat Song Challenge! Whole Bag O' Chips Special Award in the name of songwriters everywhere! It certainly HAS been a challenge: I've had to win the greatest number of Golden Cow Chip awards offered thus far (10) to qualify for The Whole Bag. I envy those Challenge!rs who won their Whole Bags when there were fewer Chips... or does that just mean that I won a larger Whole Bag? (tailgate-party size?) I'd like to thank all the other Challenge!rs who were so supportive of my efforts... and a GREAT BIG thanks to the Green Goddess Herself, the Keeper of the Book, our own dear Áine, for creating the Song Challenge! and keeping it a wonderful place to hone our talents, stretch our imaginations, and just plain have fun!!! [music swells in background] Thank you again! I'm so happy, I could... I could just... SING!!!!! (Now, how did you know THAT was coming?) CHIP CHIP CHEER-EE (Tune: "Chim Chim Cher-ee" from Walt Disney's MARY POPPINS, 1964) Chip chippety, chip chippety, chip chip cheer-ee! A Whole Bag O' Chips was awarded to me! Chip chippety, chip chippety, chip chip cheer-oo! Sing my songs with me; I'll share my bag with you. Or write songs yourself – and you'll win one, too! Now that the Challenge! of Songs has been sung, You might think, "Who'd want an award full of dung?" Though I spend my time with Cow Chips as I write, In this world-wide web, there's no happier sprite! Chip chippety, chip chippety, chip chip cheer-ee! A Whole Bag O' Chips was awarded to me! Chip chippety, chip chippety, chip chip cheer-oo! Sing my songs with me; I'll share my bag with you. I choose my lyrics with care, yes I do. No room for a syllable that won't ring true. Up on the mantel where trophies are stored, The Whole Bag O' Chips is the one most adored. Well, there's hardly a day, nor hardly a night That things have to happen, or need oversight, That would pull me away from my songs when I write! Chip chippety, chip chippety, chip chip cheer-ee! This Song Challenge!r was such poor company: Nowhere was there a songwriter more blue When I had no Whole Bag O' Chips. Now I do! Chip chippety, chip chip, cheer-ee chip cheer-oooooooo! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52 From: SharonA Date: 22 Aug 01 - 07:23 PM Sorry, Áine. mousethief reminds me that you're the Gaelic Goddess (not Green... though I had seen a post in "SC! - part 9" calling you the Green Goddess). I grovel before the GAELIC Goddess, begging forgiveness and offering pledges of eternal servitude to the Song Challenge! *grovel, grovel* |
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