BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Naemanson
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 07:02 AM

DaveO, I am posting here because I refused to post on the thread that our misanthropic GUEST started. The purpose of this thread is not to continue controversy but to support Liz in her gracious turning of the barb.

This thread could (and I stress the word "could") convince other trolls that this behavior is a useless gesture on the Mudcat. I imagine the troll reading this and feeling his guts twist because he couldn't get a rise out of the members.

Of course, I could be wrong...

If you want to discuss this and still refuse to post I will entertain a PM on the subject.

Brett

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,Kernow John
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 08:11 AM

Way to go Liz........handled with style!
KJ

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Jimmy C
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 09:19 AM

Hey Liz. You've got a big heart and that's all that matters.

LOL

Jimmy

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,jayohjo
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:38 AM

Liz you ROCK bigstyle. Wish I could handle things with as much class as you have. Jayohjo XXX

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:46 AM

I agree, Well Done Liz

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM

I get the impression that all the votes are in. The result? Liz is absobloominlutely a class act, and "Guest" ain't.

PS: Until some computer genius finds out who he is, could we not refer to him as "Jack Arse"?

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,JohnB
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM

Hey LTS, do I have to insult your Reubenesque bits, or is there some other way of getting a Hug out of you. I personally prefer the nicer approach. BTW, what's the difference between a counterfit dollar and making love to a skinny woman. A counterfit dollar is a phony buck, Bye Bye playmates. JohnB

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:40 PM

Oooh John B, that's going into the system.. you naughty boy!!!

Besides, when you've out heckled Derek Brimstone and been insulted by the boring old fart himself, ain't nothing in the world can touch you again....

Thank you everyone for your kind messages and comments.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Big Mick
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:52 PM

A bit of a confession here. I have found Liz's online personality to be extremely attractive. She is one I have looked forward to meeting some time. And now she tells me, as a dear friend of mine would say, is "blessed". Be still my beating heart. Can't wait to sing songs with this one...............LOL. Easy, FAIR ONE, it is just an observation.............hahahahaha

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 12:05 AM

Come to think of it, my Glen Reid acoustic bass has been described as "Reubenesque". And that's just fine.

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 12:46 AM

OOh Big Mick - you also say the nicest things.... Shall we just have a fat arse worshippers meeting somewhere?

LTS (blushing....after all, my cookie describes me...... so yours...?)

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 01:24 PM

This is neither here nor there... but several years ago I saw Dolly Parton on the Carson show and she said she was designing a new line of jeans called Lardashe. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Art Thieme
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 02:14 PM

You folks should all go live at an abandoned arsenal. There's one available in the middle of the Mississippi River---between Illinois and Iowa---at Rock Island, Illinois.

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 06:01 PM

Art - not a million miles away, across the river is the Woolwich Arsenal - and my dad was a lifelong supporter!

I've seen what you do to islands over there, if they haven't got Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage rampaging all over them, then they're full of arse eating dinosaurs, and I ain't being made into dino kibble for anyone!!!

Wouldn't mind the rampaging with Sean Connery though.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jul 01 - 06:07 PM

Ah, thank heaven, looks like my arse has finally dropped off the bottom....

Doh!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 12 Jul 01 - 06:10 PM

Maybe we could all move to Crouch End

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Jul 01 - 08:00 PM

Will the Arse Worshipping take place on the night of a Full Moon???
There is a good beer garden at the Dysart Arms in Bunbury, Cheshire.
You could hold it at Nether End (near Bakewell [if you don't mind the Tarts]), but it is probably best to avoid Nether Wallop (Hampshire) and Nether Padley (also near Bakewell). Just name the place!
Quack!!! GtD

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 02:52 AM

Steeple Bumstead, full moon, when there's Rs in the month.

I pass through Nether Wallop often. Never dared stop.... Nether meaning hidden, I always wonder where it's going to come from.... not been caught yet!!

Of course, the originator of the offensive thread obviously comes from Pratt's Bottom....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 03:07 AM

Sorry, left the p out of Bumpstead... it's silent, like in bath.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Angie
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM

Haa haa, there are some excellent gags on here today. V. funny.

As for the originator (or head) of these f** a*** threads, perhaps our 'guest' is named Richard !

Who ever was responsible, I thankyou, not for the cause but for the consequence. This is such fun.

LST have another pat on the back. Mal

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: lady penelope
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 04:43 AM

Here Liz, ever wonder how much Monet would have paid us for modelling? As some of our chums across the water are want to say "You GO girl!" Or possibly " Talk to the hand 'cos the arse ain't listening!"

The thing that offended me the most was the complete lack of any effort put into the jibe ( it was no way near good enough to be called an insult ). I'm with Cyrano on this one, if you're gonna pick an obvious feature the LEAST you can do is be creative about it!

Let's find out who it is and SIT on them!

TTFN M'Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: JudeL
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 10:47 AM

"name removed's" ass has already made a major impression on him without even sitting on him (you didn't did you?). But No, sitting on him would be too good for him , given Guests obvious interest(bordering on obsession) he'd probably enjoy it far too much,
Jude