Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Cllr
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 11:17 AM

I might not be able to make it as something has come up. If I can rearrange things I will otherwise I might be able to make Sunday.

Cllr

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Jan 02 - 07:20 PM

Please note that Phoebe is also Manitas' child too.. She gets the stubborn, noisy streak from him, as does she the penchant for waving her legs in the air sans underwear, staying up til all hours (gone midnight and she still isn't in bed....), and the bottom noises. The liking for sprouts and the ability to curl her tongue, she gets from me.

LTS

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:36 AM

And Phoebe's squeaking must be from her father as well - as you did not give it away and kept it for your own use... ;-)

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 05:11 AM

When you blame Manitas for the alleged inherited behaviour of Phoebe. I assume that the reason for your certainty in this regard, arises from the fact that you yourself have NEVER EVER done any of the things that you accuse her of? We need to know these things, the future of genetic inheritance may depend on your answer.
Happy new year.....Jock

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Gervase
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 10:37 AM

Staying up 'til all hours? And you've never Wash your mouth out with Watney's you fibbing jade!

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Morticia
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 10:40 AM

I distinctly remember incidences of flatulence in your vicinity....accompanied by musical belching on more than one occasion....I will, however, verify that I have NEVER seen you lie on your back and wave your legs in the air, with or without underpinnings.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:41 PM

The lying on her back and waving her legs in the air I have witnessed. But as she always wears trousers or shorts I can't tell whether or not she has ever done it "commando".

TTFN M'Lady P.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:44 PM

I take the fifth!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Morticia
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 04:51 PM

A fifth of what? And you can get your hands off my spiced rum!

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Gervase
Date: 03 Jan 02 - 06:20 AM

Ah, the musical belching! Funny how some memories lie dormant in the darker recesses of the mind, only to leap unbidden into the foreground at inopportune moments - much like the belches themselves.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jan 02 - 05:29 PM

Boik.

And I have my own spiced rum.... which I have hidden from Manitas, because he tends to like it too.... And I got given a bottle of 12 yr old for Christmas...... want to come over this Saturday??

LTS

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Dead Horse
Date: 03 Jan 02 - 07:26 PM

Liz, Save it for the "HipFlaskTastingRitual" that always seems to accompany folk gatherings. As in....(wheeze..cough..splutter) What was in that, you old b**tard. And (smile..lighting up of eyes) Cor! That hit the spot. etc.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 04 Jan 02 - 06:15 PM

Nothing to do with the above, of course! - but I won't be coming after all. Things keep coming up, and I can't possibly get away that weekend. Hope you'll all have a good time, and I'll keep the Mudcat running that weekend for half-hourly updates on the progress of the proceedings - getting progressively less coherent, no doubt ... :-)

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Noreen
Date: 04 Jan 02 - 06:33 PM

Shame, Susanne. Will have to be Brussels, then!

Noreen

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Morticia
Date: 04 Jan 02 - 10:30 PM

Dead Horse, you have clearly been in contact with the LFU's ( little fat uncle or Micca as he is also known)hip flask.My only advice for the future is don't, on account of that 'lighting up of eyes and Cor, that hit the spot' is far more likely to be 'a crossing of the eyes and a Cor, my heart has stopped.'

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: lady penelope
Date: 05 Jan 02 - 08:52 AM

Listen to the wisdom of the neice. I, myself have forsworn the tasting of things in Micca's flasks for many years now. I attribute my good health to this practice.......so far.

Liz, if you've got bottled 12 year olds, it's only polite to share!

TTFN M'lady P.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Matthew Edwards
Date: 05 Jan 02 - 01:16 PM

Just a suggestion for the Gathering:- in view of Max's appeal for funds for the Mudcat Mudcat Trouble would those attending the Gathering be willing to contribute a small amount towards keeping this site going? We'll then have to work out some way of getting the money to Max - but Gareth has apparently got some ideas about this.

Also seeing that this thread has been revived Mudcat Crafters could I suggest that anyone who has any craftwork for sale bring it to Stony and donate some of the proceeds to Mudcat.
Actually, it need not be just craftwork: old LP's, CD's, books, 21 year-old malts, kittens, sheep, inflatable objects etc, could all be put up for sale or auction.

Meanwhile Max needs cash NOW. I've just managed to open a PayPal account (before I read katlaughing's warning), so I think (and hope and pray!) that that will work. So, lets get going and start looking under the sofa for those odd bits of small change!

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Jan 02 - 02:57 PM

My son lives and works in the US, and because he has no credit rating there he is forced to use his UK credit cards. To pay the bills he has to change his dollars into Sterling. I don't know what you peeps think, but I wonder if there is a way that we might pay sterling into his bank here, and he gives dollars to Mudcat/Max in the US. I don't even know if he would be interested, never mind whether it would seem like a feasible idea to you UK Muddies. It's just a thought, what do you think?
Happy New Year to all.....Jock

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Gareth
Date: 05 Jan 02 - 03:17 PM

Jock, I think its very feasable - although hang fire pro tem until we see what other irons are in the fire.

Gareth

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: cyder_drinker
Date: 05 Jan 02 - 03:25 PM

I can't make it now.
Look on the bright side, that's one less bodhrán... ;->

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 06 Jan 02 - 12:31 PM

Now bottling 12 year olds...mm why did I never think of that before then I could get them out when they're 21 and send them on their way!!!!! No teenagers weyhey!!

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: JudeL
Date: 06 Jan 02 - 01:09 PM

Have just been sampling a bottle of Morgan's spiced gold -slightly different from the standard spiced rum but equally yummy. Also tried something called bacardi 151 ..... definitely something to treat with extreem caution .. it has very warming properties similar to certain things that have been known to come from Micca's infamous hip flask. Jude

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 07 Jan 02 - 12:53 PM

Be aware! I am now sure I will come!

I just bought the plane tickets.

Liz, I will arrive at Heathrow on 7. Feb (Thursday) at 12:35 UTC, and will depart from Heathrow on 11. Feb (Monday) at 20:00 UTC.

My early arrival is due to my bad experience with flying early on friday morning...

If I may do so, I'd like to stay at your place for the nights, Liz. When exactly I will arrive at your place will be decided later - I might have a look at London first or go out again after putting down my bags or ...

AlanWW, Snuffy: do you want me to smuggle some more snuff stuff or was the stuff I brought to Llanstock too bad?

And one more request: a friend of mine tries to collect all 96 different Euro/Cent coins (8 values, 12 nations). He already has all German and all Austrian coins. If anyone coming to Stony Stratford from any other Euro countries could bring a set of coins. Of course you will get the same value back.

MudGuard

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 07 Jan 02 - 12:58 PM

Of course I only plan to stay the additional nights at your place, Liz. When at Stony Stratford I still intend to be indoor camping...

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: alanww
Date: 07 Jan 02 - 01:13 PM

Thanks for the offer, MudGuard. I like the Brasil snuff, so would be pleased if you could bring me over just two of those. Thanks in advance.

Now is the dark time and the cold time too ...
Alan

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 07 Jan 02 - 05:33 PM

Alan, s I am not an expert and my memory is very bad, could you please describe it a bit more...

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jan 02 - 07:31 PM

Yes, of course, MudGuard - you are more than welcome, if you think you can cope with 2 nights in our house!!

We have two more cats remember.... one of which likes to lick and cuddle..... with claws and a tongue like rough grade sandpaper?!

LTS

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 08 Jan 02 - 03:43 AM

Looking forward to staying at your place, Liz!

And of course, looking forward to meeting you all (again)

MudGuard

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Trevor
Date: 08 Jan 02 - 05:45 AM

I'm still waiting for the pass but I think I might be able to get there, although vile talk of farting, belching and legs in the air has put this fickle-stomached namby-pamby off indoor camping!

I've had a look at hundreds of postings, got double vision and been moaned at because a colleague wants to get on this machine and I haven't yet found what is in mind for various bits of the weekend. I wouldn't mind knowing in case I can only get there for part of it - can somebody point me in the right direction please.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: alanww
Date: 08 Jan 02 - 06:04 AM

MudGuard: Its the one with "Brasil mit Snuff" on it but I'm sure that the retailer will be able to advise if its not obvious from a cursary glance. Thanks again.

The joy of singing is best shared ...
Alan

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 08 Jan 02 - 07:33 AM

Alan, I will try to get the right stuff.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jan 02 - 06:10 AM

Just reading Max's thank you thread, and it occurred to me that the Stony Stratford skinny dipping, moat digging,hip flask tasting,kazoo blowing, and sleep deprivation fest, needs something more.(SSSDMDHFTKB&SD) I suggest that we can all donate items to be raffled in aid of our favourite web-site, and I'll kick it of by donating 2 bottles of malt whisky. Come on folks, think of all those unwanted crimbo prezzies, dig them out and come on down to the SSG.
Happy new year......Jock

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 12 Jan 02 - 08:29 AM

good idea jock, i have a bashed up old piano accordion I'm prepared to put up...

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Micca
Date: 12 Jan 02 - 09:04 AM

I will donate a "Bert Hansell" CD ( mudcatter Bert) and have a search for anything else raffalable!!!

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Jan 02 - 06:32 AM

Trevor, alright, we won't make you sleep next to Morty!!

LTS

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 14 Jan 02 - 05:45 AM

How big is the inflatable moat? If the space is tight for caravan parking I could always bring my 17 foot cabin cruiser, but I would need an inflatable slipway. Mind you from the aforesaid tales of flatulence in the indoor camping section there should be no shortage of inflation facilities - perhaps the Irish & Northumbrian pipers could assist.

Seriously though, does anyone know if there is going to be enough room for all the caravans etc. - I'm planning to try and get there for mid afternoon just in case, Linda (Smith) will come up by train in the evening.

One way of raising money would be to impose silly penalties like Buntingford Folk Weekend used to do - 50p for singing with a finger in your ear - £1 if it sticks out the other ear as well - 20p per death - special rates for battles etc.

Finally Linda's threatening to bring her (now amplified) autoharp - Im thinking about cutting another soundhole in the back so that it's useful for slicing boiled eggs - any other suggestions?

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 14 Jan 02 - 05:52 AM

There is plenty of room for all the caravans.

Can I please have volunteers to assist with being a grown-up, as due to certain *ahem* responsibilities I will be a drifting chap over this weekend...

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Snuffy
Date: 14 Jan 02 - 08:28 AM

Shouldn't think you'd get many takers for that, Dai. I thought the whole idea was that we could forget about being grown-up for a couple of days.

WassaiL! V

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 14 Jan 02 - 08:33 AM

Thanks for volunteering, Snuffy. Any more?

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 12:01 PM

Further events in hte diary: Friday 8th Feb, 'The Song loft' in Stony present Bill Jones, a lovely lass from Northants who does some nice tunes and stuff.

Saturday 9th, afternoon - The Crown public house would like some tunes and songs while we sample their fine mystery guest beers. Ken at the Fox and Hounds may sell you lunch. Saturday 9th, Robin Chandler and the Howling Tomcats at the Fox and Hounds for those of a blues disposition.

Sunday 10th, 12 noon-3 pm, Open Session in the Vaults Bar, which is apparently 'World Famous', although I don't believe it. Apparently large Scottish gentlemen are required to attend ;-)

I have my kids that weekend, so any assistance in being a responsible adult and preventing fights with the fire extinguishers will be gratefully accepted.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Dead Horse
Date: 16 Jan 02 - 03:43 PM

Having second thoughts about campervan, it's too large and environmentally unfriendly as it gobbles juice. So me and missus will indoor camp, despite severe misgivings re-the company. So bang goes the inflateable moat. Also add two loud snorers to list of ne'er-do-wells. Will bring polypin of Flagship ale to gathering, perhaps we could all chuck in a pound a pint to add to raffle proceeds? Thats thirty-four and a half quid if you drink the sludge at the bottom.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 03:49 AM

Hate to contradict you Dai, but Bill Jones comes from Staffordshire originally!

Steve

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 03:59 AM

*cough* yadda yadda. All you English look alike to me.

I stand corrected.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Trevor
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 04:27 AM

And I thought she lived in........Nah, can't be bothered!

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 04:31 AM

Incidentally, Bill Jones is £4 Sterling. Robin Chandler is free.

There's a lesson in this for all of us.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 05:17 AM

Yes she does, Trevor: she's another ex-pat who's a long way from home, like me ... I shall have to miss her, I'm going back to Stonnall to see their panto.

Steve

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 05:23 AM

and preventing fights with the fire extinguishers

Ok, give me a fire extinguisher and I will use it (or its contents) to prevent fights! I prefer powder or foam extinguishers for that purpose, CO2-extinguishers make the room go cold...

And keep enough fire extinguishers at hand, these things don't work for very long, so if I have to prevent more than just a few fights...

---

only three weeks now!

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 06:18 AM

I've got two out of date dry powder extinguishers (one ex-caravan, and one ex-boat) you can have them - I've been trying to think of someway of getting shot of them - but you clear up the mess OK ?

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 08:24 AM

OK, so it's fire extinguishers at dawn... tee hee! Somebody start a new thread, I can't be bothered.

Subject: RE: Stony Stratford: the nightmare continues
From: MudGuard
Date: 17 Jan 02 - 09:32 AM

To be continued here

No more posts here please!!!