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Song Challenge! - Part 78 |
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 78 From: Áine Date: 06 Jan 02 - 12:29 PM Fantastic, wunnerful and amazin' start to 2002, dear Challenge!rs!! Yee-haw to each and everyone of you! Here are the first Golden Cow Chips for the year -- cudos, congrats and well done to everyone: Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): Ashes to Ashes Funk to Funky by derrymacash The Sister Who Died by Fibula Mattock Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears): Ashes To Ashes by Matthew Edwards I Sent My Sister to A Landfill by Amos Judy's Afraid of Wal-Mart by derrymacash Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song): The Landfill of Omaha by Genie Sister Was Located in a Landfill by Jack the Sailor Unfortunate Miss Rita by Sonja Winners Of The Golden Cow Chip Award With Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen): Omaha Dump by Genie Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield (Cleigh's Blue Fume Shield is given to the best blues rendition of any challenge topic): Garbage Hopper Blues by Clifton53 Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration (The Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration is awarded for the best cow chip chunking Country version of a song in a Challenge!): Burned Then Spurned by Johnny Ash (a/k/a derrymacash) This Family Can Just Shove It! by Deda Will My Sister's Box Be Broken by Genie Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award (The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award is given to the Challenge!rs who warm the cockles and create a special warm and fuzzy feeling in the heart of the Keeper of the Book in a song): Ashes by MMario The Boys of the Cemetery by derrymacash The State-Sanctioned Flame by derrymacash Unwanted Presents by Bradypus Now don't let those pencils, pens and/or crayons get too cold -- No. 79 is a comin' down the track real soon! ;-) -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 78 From: GUEST Date: 07 Jan 02 - 01:04 AM I'm posting this without knowing whether the competition is still open or not, and its hook line is stol ... borrowed from Sonja's suggestions above. Like our beloved Derrymacash sometimes does, I've used the newspaper story as a springboard for a flight of fancy that goes far beyond its details. Calico She Lies In The Dump (Like Grated Stale Cheese) Once she was happy, thought life was a joke, (Chorus) Our young sister's stage name was Flicka Yabick, She'd smile towards the bar at the bozos, (Chorus) Her sister and brother were both so ashamed Then their Flicka grew frail and much thinner, (Chorus) "Her lesson now learned, and her body now burned, (Chorus) The day after Christmas, they went to the Wal- So, quick-like and frantic and dressed to the nines, Now, |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 78 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 07 Jan 02 - 05:10 AM Not my place to say this, but I'm sure Áine'll forgive me. There's no such things as last orders at the Song Challenge! bar. (Beloved? Jaysus! I'm getting a reddener, so I am!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 78 From: Genie Date: 07 Jan 02 - 02:23 PM Aw, ya know we luv ya, Derry! Genie |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 78 From: Áine Date: 07 Jan 02 - 06:41 PM derrymacash is absolutely right, Calico -- It's never too late for a Song Challenge! -- and yours is an excellent submission; proof once again that it's better late than never! ;-) And for your 'daring' effort, you are hereby awarded The Golden Cow Chip Award With Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen) Congratulations, Calico -- And I know we're all hoping that you'll become a permanent part of the Challenge! party!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 78 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 02 Jan 03 - 12:05 PM refresh. So folks can revisit one of Amos' fave raves. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 78 From: Áine Date: 02 Jan 03 - 12:07 PM Youch! I remember this one . . . luckily, I haven't cut my thumb off again (lately) *BG* -- Áine (the re-thumbed) |
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