BS: Get your 'Jr TerrorStopper' badges here!

Subject: Get your 'Jr TerrorStopper' badges here!
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 02 - 08:34 AM

From the Ironic Times here:

http://www.ironictimes.com/index.html

"Bush Invites Leaders of Lesser Nations to Join "Superpowers of Tomorrow" Club They'll get to ride in a fighter jet and receive "Jr. TerrorStopper" badges."

Also, from SatireWire.com:

FBI TO ISSUE 5-DAY TERROR FORECASTS Recognizable Format Should Make It Easier for Americans to Organize Week

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Abandoning the last-minute, panic-inducing warning system it has used until now, the FBI today said it will begin issuing regular, five-day terror forecasts. Today's outlook: light, scattered crises early, tapering off by noon. Tomorrow: Clear, and seasonably dangerous.

For the rest of the story (and a good graphic on how your Terror Forecasts will look!) go to:

http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/forecast.shtml

Subject: RE: BS: Get your 'Jr TerrorStopper' badges here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 02 - 02:25 PM

Some Junior Terror-Stoppers would have been handy in the schools I went to as a kid, where I was routinely terrorized by various sadistic classmates...

G.W.'s iniative is a few decades too late to be of any help to me, however.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Get your 'Jr TerrorStopper' badges here!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Feb 02 - 03:11 PM

Hope they don't hear about the Teddy Bear Terrorist Alert.

It's been a bad year for old Ted.

First there was Teddy bear celebration canceled due to terrorism, where we learn that the Smithsonian had to postpone the teddy bears picnic... the site also says, "In the wake of the Sept. 11 terrorist strikes, Oklahoma City memorial staffers organized a teddy bear drive. So far, they have sent more than 100,000 of the toys to survivors of the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks.

TEDDY Bear bombs???

~S~