Subject: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:50 AM I am Spartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Anawr guest Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:52 AM I am Spartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Yet anawr guest Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:53 AM I am Spartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Some awr guest Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:35 AM I'm Eamonn Holmes! Er, I mean, Spartacus. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Connemara Goat Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:06 AM Get awa'... I'm Spartacus Gotta go...I hear Malachy comin' |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Kirk Douglas Date: 28 Mar 02 - 07:58 AM I was Spartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Enya Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:00 AM I'm ludicrous! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: AliUK Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:05 AM I'm pernicious...just like this thread. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:10 AM Look ... I don't know what in the name of Jayziz yous'ns is all saying yez're me for! I am Spartacus! I'm not Eamonn Holmes. And before they stick their nebs in, I'm not thon mad drug-fiend Derek Bell, not thon salacious wee hoormaster Daniel O'Donnell. And I'm not Big Gino Lupari either! Nor Brush Shiels, nor Rock Stewart, nor Frankie Gavin, nor Tommy Peoples, nor Paddy Keenan, nor Feargal Sharkey, nor Johnny Logan, nor Terry Wogan. I am Spartacus! Not Dana. And not Gloria Hunniford or any of her simpering offspring. I am not the Reverend William McCrea, nor am I Phil Coulter, Ronnie Drew, Mick Moloney, Dolores Keane, Eileen Ivers or Seamus Cooney. I'm not Sean Keane - neither of them! - and I'm not a Furey. I am Spartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Albion Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:12 AM I am perfidious! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Gluteus Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:14 AM I am maximus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Eammon Holmes' Gluteus Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:17 AM I am maximusser! (Mental note - could inflict severe damage on a Cafolla's supper, a mug o' sweet tay and a big nougat wafer!) |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Christy Moore Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:32 AM Hello, there everybody. Oul Christy's back in the house. Here's a wee tribute I wrote about that fine broth of a boy who reads the English lottery numbers. It's th'oul smug bingo-caller himself, Eamonn Holmes. It's to the tune of Sam Hall, so feel free to sing along. Here we go now, 2-3-4! Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes Big of gut, big of gut Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes Big of gut Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes A far cry from skin and bones Here's a place where I'm well-known Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut Here's a place where I'm well known Pizza Hut! I gain twenty pounds a day That's not all, that's not all I gain twenty pounds a day That's not all I gain twenty pounds a day I can eat a quare big tay You won't ever hear me say That's enough, that's enough You won't ever hear me say That's enough Oh I phoned a taxi up Haddock's Cabs, Haddock's Cabs Oh I phoned a taxi up Haddock's Cabs Oh I phoned a taxi up And we hit the Burger Stop And I ate the bloody shop For a bet, for a bet And I ate the bloody shop For a bet
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Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Derek Bell Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:21 AM I am Derek Bell so I am and I didn't take any drugs atall so I didn't. That's just a rumour, I think it was all started by that hoor Sparticus. Paddy says if yiz don't quit the coddin' yiz'll be facin' the sharp end a the stick. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,W.D. Flax Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:23 AM I am John Cole...so I am. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: donal Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:32 AM I am popeye so I yam what I yam..... |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,secret admirer Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:43 AM but is (were) any of you Isaac |MCKittery? He had all the best lines. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:00 PM I am Isaac McKittery! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,A wiry wee man in a bowler hat Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:07 PM Just cos you say you're who y'are dizn't mane that's who y'are at all! Thon gulpin up above is only lettin' on to be Isaac McKittery cos he 'hinks he might get a chance of a houl' with thon Australian piece, Alison. Heavens! But thon siren's been the ruination of many's a daycent, God-fearing, true blue in her time! Men of the House of Orange ... take my advice and give thon trojan horse a wide berth. I AM ISAAC McKITTERY ... not Spartacus. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Frank Carson Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:09 PM Here's a cracker for yez! What's Eamonn Holmes and Isaac McKittery got in common? One's a bigot and the awr one's a big-gut! It's the way I tell them!
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Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Rick Fielding Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:11 PM Who cares about Drumcree Spartacus? Just tell me about your night with Jean Simmons!! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Ringo McDonagh Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:12 PM Hi, Spartacus ... you're a greek fella, aren't you. Well grab a houl' o' shaggy's bouzouki and gi' me a hand keepin' oul know-it-all Gavin in time on "The Pinch Of Snuff". Away we go, now ... a 1 and a 2 and a ... |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:20 PM Rick ... If you want to know the truth, I'd sooner have had a houl' with Gene Simmons from thon heavy metal group, KISS! Not that I'm a homosexualist, or anything like that. Fair play if that's the river you're fishin' in ... but I'm casting my lines in the oul' River Straight-as-a-dye, y'know what I mane? Anyway, lovely looking woman an' all as she was, she was a bit slow on drappin' the han'! Gi' me a good oul' coort up the side wall of the Carngrove with some half-cut hussy from Killicomaine any day!
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Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Narcissus Date: 28 Mar 02 - 01:32 PM By Jaysus Spartacus now yer whuslin Dixie boy. A good ould fashioned knee trembler with a big lump of a country girl is the first thing that'll put the colour back in yer cheeks, good luck. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Half-cut Hussy From Killicomaine Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:31 PM Spartacus? I don't mind coortin' no Spartacus! Are you a Spartacus from Edenderry, or are you one of the Moira Spartacusses! Either way, I'd gi' ye yer hole quicker than thon Simmons one wud! She soun's like a right oul' coul-rife! Here ... before ye go, d'ye huv a wee feg on you? I'm chokin' so I am! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Gerry Kelly - the man off the telly Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:37 PM Gerry Kelly here - the man off the telly with the hairy big belly! Good to see Wilberforce Dionysus Flax honourin' us wi' hees presence! The only man on Ulster TV to be named after a releasin' oil!
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Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 29 Mar 02 - 01:23 AM Rick Fielding, speakin' as a frien' like, just stan' back an' watch. Do not, under any circumstances, participate in this here thread. There's nathin' worse than watchin' innocent bystanders go down in flames, glipes that they are for stannin' aroun' watchin' wi' their two han's in their pockets, and their two arms the same len'th, hell slap it intil them. Take it away, Spartacus! Seamacus |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Rick Fielding Date: 29 Mar 02 - 11:05 AM Thanks Seamus...I needed that! I'm standing pitifully on the sidelines desperately trying to translate the above dialogue into Earth, while quietly reciting the 23rd Psalm. Thickus Plankus |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Shane MacGowan Date: 29 Mar 02 - 05:23 PM Ye roigh'? This 'ere's a wee song for me oul' mate, Eamonn Holmes. It's to the tyoo-en of the Woil' Rover ...
I've hosted the lotto for many's a day
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Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Alec Finn Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:04 PM Hi, Spartacus! How did you get on wi' me 'zouk? |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:06 PM Great yoke altogether, Alec. I strummed along wi' oul' elastic fingers for a set or two and then blew him away wi' my version of "The Boys of Scartacus". |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Alec Finn Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:06 PM Ceartacus go leor! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Jocky Wilson Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:07 PM I clod the odd dartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Shane MacGowan Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:08 PM I'm as pissed as a fartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Michael Flatley Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:09 PM I'm a talentless oul' tartacus! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,The REAL Michael Flatley Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:10 PM I did NOT post the message above. If this is the work of Butler and her fellow dropped-arch jiggin' harpies, then I'm declarin' war! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Jean Butler Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:12 PM It's damn all to do wi' me you hairbanded, tight-arsed mechanic! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Ian Curtis Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:28 PM I am Love Will Tear Us Apartacus. (Bet you didn't expect me to do a lazarus on this of all places!)
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Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Lazarus Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:36 PM Who's after takin' my name in vain ...? Oh it's you, you monotonous oul' dirge-machine! Here, if we're for raisin' the dead, any chance of gettin' Willie Clancy to join us for a tune and a bit of an oul' song? |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:40 PM McKittery, you big Orange bollix you! You toul' me to hang about here and before long I'd get a chance to spake to thon Alison blade. Two days and not so much as a cheep! And me wanted to fin' out for sure that she wasn't yer wan out of Lick the Tins! Well if there's bugger all action in the next day or so, I'm away back to the cradle of civilisation, me! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:42 PM Sorry, there, Brother Spart ... but sure how wuz I to know that she's offside? Alison ... c'mon o' that, girl. Give us a sign for God's sake. I'm gettin' stick, here! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Eamonn Holmes Date: 30 Mar 02 - 07:44 PM I am sick to my guts o' this constant gettin' at me! What in the name of Jayziz have I done to get the kind of sleggin' I'm gettin'? Would yez all just aise aff? |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland Date: 31 Mar 02 - 12:58 PM I'm a Loony that's never been caught an that |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Mark the Farter Date: 31 Mar 02 - 01:00 PM Hahaha, I'm Mark the Farter frae Bishopbriggs. Phrtttt!!!! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Tam the bam fraeSaltcoatsScotland Date: 31 Mar 02 - 01:02 PM Nice One Mark, Ok Charlie it was me. I know it wasn't nice, but I hope you see the funny side.
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Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Spartacus Date: 31 Mar 02 - 03:59 PM Git the fuck outta it! Back to folk music. My favourite singer? Frank Harteacus. |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,Frank Harte Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:00 PM Jayziz ... Thanks there Spartacus. Personally I think you can't bate thon album, "A Woman's Heartacus". |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: Coyote Breath Date: 01 Apr 02 - 12:22 AM sheeesh! CB |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: GUEST,beachcomber Date: 01 Apr 02 - 03:33 PM SPAREUS ! |
Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up From: alison Date: 02 Apr 02 - 02:08 AM Isaac??? Isaac? is it really you.... them oul' gobshites toul' me you were dead....... so I went to Canberra to the National Folk Festival for the weekend.... (my excuse for being late)... honest I didn't enjoy myself one bit without you... but I did play in a nice wee session last night with Donal Lunny..... I think he might have been one of thon left footers.... well with a name like thon what else'd you expect but now.. when's yer next attempt at getting over here to get yer leg over? *grin* alison |
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