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Subject: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,53 BOB Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:47 AM How many mudcatters have played with their own genitalia? BOB I would have deleted this thread, but too many people have posted to it. I guess that's an indication of what they'd like Mudcat to be. Too bad. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,anonymous Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:52 AM I don't think very many males at my workplace have them to play with.:) |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Midchuck Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:53 AM Ever? Why not ask how many have not, and keep the thread short? P. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: van lingle Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:08 AM Yeah, but like that old Les Paul mine are so heavy. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Amos Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:08 AM Geez, Bob!! Define "play"!!! I think I know what you mean by genitalia. A |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: SharonA Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:26 AM I've never played guitar with them, no.... |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Playboy Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:28 AM Whhooo Hoooooo |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Mooh Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:33 AM Sharon...that would be aural sex? Boy, is Bob happening today, eh! Jerry Springer, here we come (figuratively). Mooh. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: UB Ed Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:37 AM Well, its not really Bob and it depends on what is meant by "your". Ed |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: rangeroger Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:38 AM If you notice,this one wasn't started by our 53 but by a sarcastic troll. rr |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:40 AM Jerry Springer? Gee Mooh, I hope not.............. Springer' Guest Guilty of Murder By VICKIE CHACHERE Associated Press Writer published 06:10 AM - MARCH 27, 2002 Eastern Time SARASOTA, Fla. (AP) _ A man was convicted of killing his ex-wife hours after they and another woman were featured on a "Jerry Springer Show" episode about love triangles. Ralf Panitz, 42, was found guilty of second-degree murder Tuesday night in the slaying of Nancy Campbell-Panitz, 52. Jurors, who deliberated for 18 hours over two days, also convicted him of violating a domestic violence order. Panitz could face up to life in prison when he is sentenced in May. Campbell-Panitz was beaten and choked on July 24, 2000, shortly after the airing of an episode of the Springer show featuring her being confronted by her ex-husband and his current wife, Eleanor. The show had been taped in May. Prosecutors said they believe the killing was touched off by Panitz's anger at being barred by a judge from living in his ex-wife's house. The couple had been divorced since 1999 but continued living together off and on, even after Panitz secretly married Eleanor in March 2000. Prosecutors won the convictions after a 10-day trial in which defense attorney Geoffrey Fieger, whose previous clients include Dr. Jack Kevorkian, presented a series of high-profile criminologists who testified there hadn't been a murder at all. Fieger argued that Campbell-Panitz died from a heart attack suffered during a fight with someone, but not his client. Fieger blasted jurors following the verdict, saying they "made up evidence" because none existed linking Panitz to the death. Prosecutors, though, said 18 bloody footprints matched a shoe Panitz owned and his DNA was found under his ex-wife's fingernails. Detectives said Campbell-Panitz's face was so badly beaten she was unidentifiable to a deputy who had seen her earlier the same day. Assistant Sarasota County State Attorney Charlie Roberts said he was satisfied with the second-degree murder charge. At one point, prosecutors had charged Panitz with that crime, but upgraded it under a Florida law which makes a killing accompanied by another felony first-degree murder. "I always felt the facts were the fact and you can't change the facts and you can't change common sense," Roberts said. Eleanor Panitz said the verdict would be appealed. "I will never give up trying to see my husband is a free man because in my heart I do not believe he did this," she said. The slaying capped a dysfunctional drama in which the German house painter bounced between his ex-wife and wife, often moving in with one the same day he dumped another. The trio spent months filing a flurry of domestic violence allegations against each other and appeared on the Springer show episode titled "Secret Mistresses Confronted," where the audience jeered as Campbell-Panitz was ridiculed as being "fat" and "old." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: gnu Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:44 AM I don't know where you are from, but, in our armed forces, genitals and privates don't socialize. It's bad for morals. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: wysiwyg Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:49 AM This flame thread would have been quietly deleted if you idiots had not posted to it. Now it's an idiot magnet, and here I am stuck to it along with you, but there's no Golden Goose at the head of it. Bob has become a flame target around here, at a time when he's as down as anyone can be. This isn't the first one and, if you go by the e-mails that sometimes go around organizing these, it won't be the last and Bob won't be the last target, either. Ignore the next one and just let Mudcat Central know of it (via PM) as requested repeatedly, huh? ~Susan |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:52 AM Sorry, Susan. But if Bob hadn't started such idiotic threads to begin with; this one wouldn't be here. As you sow, so shall you reap. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: jimlad Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:53 AM mind your own business you perv' |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: gnu Date: 28 Mar 02 - 11:54 AM Ahhhh, shucks. I'm STILL an idiot ? I was just trying to be punny. Well, at least I'm not alone... hehe. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Nick Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:23 PM When do I stop? Nick |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Les B. Date: 28 Mar 02 - 12:30 PM Yeah, the only tune I can get is "Coming Around the Mountain" ! |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Mooh Date: 28 Mar 02 - 01:28 PM Joe & Susan, Okay, I'm chastised. Sorry. But can you not delete anytime? My humble apologies for being an idiot, but I guess I'm in good company on this thread...I took the bait, hook, line and provocation... Gee Spaw, I hadn't seen that Springer story. I guess this means it's not fiction like pro wrestling (neither of which I'm really familiar with). That show is real? Wow! Another idiot revelation... Maybe I should have a nap... Peace, Mooh.
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: little john cameron Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:08 PM This is bloody weel disgustin in a faimiy orientated web site.Ah'm surprised at ye Joe for allowin this kind o' pervertit garbage.Whit is Max's phone number,ah'm no' taken this withoot voicin mah umbrage tae the high heid yin. Mah poor wife could inadvertantly cast her e'en oan this smut. This place has reached rock bottom noo!!This type o' Satanic perversity has tae be stamped oot.The diabolic fingers o' the evil ane are reachin oot intae the cyberworld tae undermine the youth o' this great land that has,up tae noo,been blessed wi' grand upstaunin pillars o' emulation the likes o' the Great Bill Shatner.A shining example o' heroic proportions unexcelled in the annals o' modern day models o' Mankind at its best. Once again ah urge ye tae delete this insidious attempt tae trap oor unsuspectin members,no' tae mention the guests,intae the bowels o' debauchery. ljc |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Biskit Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:20 PM what'd he say?? |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: annamill Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:27 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Ron Olesko Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:32 PM If we keep typing to this thread will we go blind? |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:38 PM That's a good question Ron. Kinda' like wondering if you buy one of those new "Palm Pilots" if you get a free razor to shave your hands with................... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Midchuck Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:39 PM The old priest told me I shouldn't, it was a great sin. Then he offered to do it for me, to save me from temptation. Made sense. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Jeri Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:55 PM Catspaw, I don't know about the hairy palms thing, but I got really wet reading LJC's post. (I hate when ginger ale comes out my nose.) How many double entendres can you skillfully thrust into the body of a message. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Ron Olesko Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:09 PM Jeri, "thrust into the body" ?? Would you try to keep it clean please!! What kind of website do you think this is?? Has anyone seen my glasses? Ron |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:14 PM Yeah Jeri, I needed to compliment Little John on that one and especially in light of his recent thread containing fuck in the title which took so much flak........All in all a very complete send-up!! My hat is off to you....and it was on my lap. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: pavane Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:20 PM I seem to remember a song (Leadfingers Wedlock was it?) (Parody of The Boxer) Quote "I've had trouble with my sex life since I fell and broke my wrist" Quote "There are only 2 kinds in this world, those who do, and liars" So it is a sort of relevant thread. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: little john cameron Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:24 PM Ah "double entenwhatsits",food for the soul,are they no?Whitever they are.A quick perusal o' the writin o' that great Dundonian Demigod o' the he'rt o' the Scottish nation,William Magonagal.Sic a grandiloquent expounder o' verbosity,the likes o' whit will never be seen again,can only be place oan the pedestal wi' the Bold Rabbie. Gawd Bless the baith o' them.A licht went oot in the land when The Big Yin took them hame tae the wee But'n Ben in the sky.Ye can take yer Omar Khyams an'toss them intae obscurity wi' aw the ither foreigners. Perhaps a few o' the great mans epistles will be forthcomin oan these pages? ljc |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: gnu Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:31 PM Long as e dunna stick em t'gither. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Kenna Hepit Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:33 PM I never play with genitals, only Jews. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST, Treuchter Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:38 PM This is good shit LJ. This is two days in a row you've gotten me distracted from work to do this reseacrh.
Then there's the Duke of Wellington's statue in Royal Exchange Square --
Besides inspiring and most magnificent to view,
Because he made the French fly at the battle of Waterloo. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: little john cameron Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:42 PM Aye haud oan,here come WILLIAM TOPAZ MAGONAGALL.Oan his ain threed awa.ljc |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Just Amy Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:07 PM No, they are old enough to play with themselves. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:10 PM By gawd Amy, I'd like to see that!!! Can you post some pix? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: JenEllen Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:27 PM Yes, Amy, in the key of O, but they're a bitch to keep in tune... |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Ophelia Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:07 PM Well, if I worked with 'em, I'd get arrested! |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:16 PM Shaking hands with the unemployed |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: paddymac Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:36 PM How do you tune 'em? |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: pavane Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:39 PM And what about Funiculi Funicular? ("Last night you should have seen me on the short strokes, it was so grand, I used me hand") |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:42 PM I don't know paddymac, but I don't think the Amish-Austalian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner would work for obvious reasons............ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Gareth Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:10 PM To bring this back to Music.
" Do yer balls hang low, As sung at many a Rugby Club. Gareth |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: DonMeixner Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:43 PM Well here is certainly an arguement for required access names. If some pinhead can log on with Bob's handle and aadd Guest to it just to create an embarassing line of horse shit like this with the only purpose of making some one feel uncomfortable and diminished there by then I am fully for passwords and registered handles. My name will always be as posted, DonMeixner, and if there should be a time when I post from work and have to sign on as a guest you'll know its me by the manners, content, and fairplay there in. DonMeixner |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:48 PM Don, I think you fail to see the point. "Real" Bob got at most 20 non-descript replies to his inane threads. Here, we're at 40+ and a lot of them are very funny. not one of the messages is anti bob |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: CarolC Date: 28 Mar 02 - 09:00 PM I apologize for bringing this thread back to the top. There is a phenomenon that happens with caged birds where if one bird has any sign of a weakness or of not being well in some way, the rest of the birds in the cage will peck and peck at the bird that isn't as strong until it dies. This thread kind of reminds me of that. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Nick Date: 28 Mar 02 - 09:18 PM Not a surprise that this thread reminds you of a pecker.
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Anahootz Date: 28 Mar 02 - 09:53 PM I play air-genitalia...or I let my roadie handle it. For years I wanted the "concert-style" genitals, but I found the "orchestra body" easier to play. I have since settled on the dreadnaught. When I switched genitalia, I considered an F-5 style, but then oped for the F-hole A style, as it was much easier to handle. Does anyone know where I can get some tenor genitalia? Hey catspaw, where did you get that picture of the Amish-Australian Moustache tuner? I wanna spring that on a few GearGeeks I know, but I can't copy the URL, it won't link up when I post it... |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:06 PM So why do lady drivers brush their hair when stopped at red traffic lights? Because they have no balls to scratch. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: 53 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:15 PM Will the real Bob please stand up? |