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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 16 Apr 02 - 06:36 AM Let me put it this way -- I'm very nearsighted. Steve |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 16 Apr 02 - 04:21 AM When you visit the mentally ill and the retard house that is someting you see them doing. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: CarolC Date: 15 Apr 02 - 10:15 AM Jousting at windmills I may be, but they're my windmills. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Dave Bryant Date: 15 Apr 02 - 05:29 AM Perhaps I should form a band called "MY GENITALS". Then if someone asks me what I'll be doing on a particular night, I can answer "I'll be playing............". |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,53 Bob - Not 53 - Nor 53 BOB Date: 15 Apr 02 - 01:05 AM I don't believe that "53" is a GUEST
Obviously, "53 BOB" is not, and could NOT be the same person as "53" the MEMBER.
You are jousting at windmills Carolquixote.
Read the strats, seagulls, and stratavarious threads and you descern a pin-prick reputation in a cannon's mouth. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: CarolC Date: 15 Apr 02 - 12:51 AM Van Lingle, my problem was not with the content of most of the posts on this thread. My problem was with the lack of concern that people who were bringing it back to the top just for fun seemed to be showing for the person in whose name it was falsely started. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: YOR Date: 14 Apr 02 - 11:15 PM Will the quest who said "Shaking hands with the unemployed" please become a member and come back often! |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: van lingle Date: 14 Apr 02 - 07:29 AM Ok, I'll confess to having fiddled with my G-string on a few occassions. Carol and Don, despite the origins of this thread it doesn't seem to me that anyone, outside of a few anonymous cowards (whose ilk are all over this forum), are making personal attacks here. We're just having some good (un)clean fun.vl |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Joe_F Date: 13 Apr 02 - 10:37 PM Further obSongs: "The Good Ship Venus" is in the database, but not with this chorus, which was sung at St Andrews University in 1959: Frigging in the rigging, Wanking on the planking, Buggery in the snuggery -- There's fuck-all else to do. Leftpondians N.B.: In British English "frig" means "masturbate". No acrobatics required. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 02 - 09:58 PM The question is not germane to folkmusic.
You will be better off at http://www.jackinworld.com
Enjoy yourself there. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Dave Bryant Date: 13 Apr 02 - 02:39 PM D-I-Y is OK, but I prefer to delegate the task to ESSEX GIRL. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 13 Apr 02 - 05:20 AM Joe_F yes it is in the data base
I don't know what has happened to the Ask Sam bartender but he is appears very tipsey lately. It is hard to get good help these days. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Joe_F Date: 01 Apr 02 - 10:23 AM ObSongs (to the tune of Funiculi, Funicula): Last night I stayed at home and masturbated. It felt so good. I knew it would. I lay upon my bed and masturbated. It felt so nice. I did it twice. My God, you should have seen me on the short strokes. It felt so grand. I used my hand. My God, you should have seen me on the long strokes. It felt so neat. I used my feet. Smash it, mash it, beat it on the floor, Wrap it round the bedpost, cram it thru the door. Now there are some who say that sexual intercourse is really great, But for maximum satisfaction I prefer to masturbate. -- Seems not to be in the database, but the search facility isn't working at the moment. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Mr Red Date: 01 Apr 02 - 05:01 AM to come back to topic No but I played with Jenny Taylor once. Genitally. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Cappuccino Date: 01 Apr 02 - 03:26 AM At last this thread comes back to reality, and I offer a true story. A Mudcatter who teaches at a convent school in Essex reports, in a religious education lesson, the remarkable comment from a child: "... it all happened because the Jews were having problems with the unsympathetic genitals." Now the meaning of life is clear. - Ian B |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Mar 02 - 04:28 AM Obviously it doesn't only affect the eyesight in some people. BTW the real name of the identity stealing guest who started this thread, is now revealed as Richard Cranium! "Silver bells hanging on a string" Failte.....Giok |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Jack The Lad Date: 30 Mar 02 - 03:23 PM We often play with gentiles at our folk festivals in Israel. There's no discrimination here. Jack The Lad |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Glenbogie of Glenbogie Date: 30 Mar 02 - 02:42 PM I've only just noticed this one. Why didn't wee Bob ask "Who hasn't played with their genitals". That woulda been a short thread. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Herga Kitty Date: 30 Mar 02 - 12:50 PM How can you play without them? Kitty |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: 53 Date: 30 Mar 02 - 12:22 PM Max, the real Bob did not start this stupid thread, Maybe the one who did will feel stupid as Hell. He probly plays with his or hers all the time. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Mar 02 - 10:52 PM Aye, there's nowt mair sad a sight than a flag at half-mast. Ah mind the time Ah wis fichtin' wi' the regiment in the Falkland Islands, and a wee Argentinian on t'other side o' the hill drapped a mortar roond richt doon the chimney o' the latrine where mah sergeant major (Doon wis his name...Ben Doon) wis sequestered wi' a sheep that he wis interrogatin'. The sheep canna be trusted not tae switch sides, not because they are actual traitors mind ye, but mair due to the fact that they are a wee bit stupid, and dinna ken whit side they are on in the faerst place! So...doon comes this wee mortar roond and blows mah sergeant major and the sheep tae kingdom come! We found nowt but a boot wi' a foot in it, an' a large quantity o' wool that wis sae burnt as tae be of nae faerther use. 'Twas a sad day! We flew the flag at half-mast and played mournful bagpipe airs aw night long. At dawn the next day the whole band o' Argentinians came o'er the hill under a white flag o' surrender. Their morale wis totally broken doon for some reason...Ah dinna ken why...they focht well enough the day afore. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 29 Mar 02 - 09:40 PM I'm going to spend Saturday polishing my flagpole. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,jethro Date: 29 Mar 02 - 09:38 PM "I'll raise the flag if you'll unfurl it for me." |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Mar 02 - 06:02 PM Och Aye, laddie! There's nowt can sing aboot life an' aw its ups and doons like the bard frae Hibbing. An' ye'll listen tae the aerly material, ye'll see whit a sense o' humour is, laddie! Ah mind the song aboot the John Baerch Society Talkin' Blues, an' the one aboot Bear Mountain fer example. Bob Dylan wis a singer wi' a great sense o' humour, coupled wi' a sharp wit fer satire an' innuendo where 'twas appropriate. Furthermore, he never played wi' his genitals onstage! Jim Morrison did, an' we all ken whit a bad end he came to! Forewarned is better than foreskinned, I always sae, and a baird in the hand is worth two in the bush... Ummm...wait...I got tae gie that some mair thoct... I micht hae spoken in haste. - LH |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Big Tim Date: 29 Mar 02 - 05:41 PM Hear,hear Kim C. Once had a French teacher called Mr Ritchie - WE called him mabawsareitchy (it was in Glasgow). ljc: why not weejc or wjc? Daein a great joab there pal, ken whit ahmean? Readin between the lines anawrat,Rab C himself wid be prood o ye, so he wid, ken whit ahmean? LH is areddys thinkin aboot his "O" level, maybe get a joab wi the cooncil, chasin dugs and rats an aw rat, millions o them aboot. Are you a loyalist? Nae naebotherpal, I'm liberal but to a degree...Shuttityou, ken whit ahmean. LH: glad to see, like me, you have a lighter side - us Dylan fans urney borin ne-er we ur, ken whit ahmean! |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Kim C Date: 29 Mar 02 - 04:23 PM I avoided this all week. I'm glad I waited till today because I needed the laugh! Reminds me of that song about the guy's wife running off with the trombone player: "Oh he pulled that long thing in and out, he made her feel so gay/He really tickled her fancy when he stole me wife away." Or something like that. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Mar 02 - 04:08 PM No problem. With Spaw around here, we're used to that... - LH |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 29 Mar 02 - 03:58 PM I play mine like a cello; but you all probably think I'm bragging. . . . |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Little Hawk Date: 29 Mar 02 - 03:52 PM Och, Little John, it's guid tae see ye standin up fer daicency and guid taste oan the Mudcat! It's a cryin shame tae behold the depths o' depravity tae which this forum has sunk! Ah cannae e'en stomach mah daily sairvin o' haggis noo, when Ah think aboot the besoms and bairns that micht stumble oan this vile thread and be psychologically damaged fer life! Thanks be that ye had the guid judgement tae counter it wi' a mention o' the Great William Shatner as an antidote tae all this pairvairsity here! Noo, tae answer the question raised in the faerst place.... Hae Ah ever played wi' my genitals? Well, Ah tried once, but it hurt! I dinna recommend it, although I would probably hae fared better, had it been a nylon string classical guitar, instead o' the standard Martin dreadnought! The sustain wis nothin' tae write home aboot either... All things considered, Ah think it's a daft idea... They threw me oot o' the bar, too! - LH |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:24 PM Anahootz........The AAPMT came from a thread where Murray accidentally said pitchfork instead of tuning fork. One thing led to another and...........Well, I have this bad habit of picking up on some inanity and not letting go til it becomes something like this. The one in the picture was made by me and auctioned off at the Mudact Auction garnering 90 Bucks for the 'Cat (I matched the winning bid) and it was purchased by Night Owl and given to Musicman out in Vancouver.......Paul really swears by it...or rather at it as it's caused several nasty cuts. Anyhow the photo is from an online photo album of mine. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: 53 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:15 PM Will the real Bob please stand up? |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:06 PM So why do lady drivers brush their hair when stopped at red traffic lights? Because they have no balls to scratch. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Anahootz Date: 28 Mar 02 - 09:53 PM I play air-genitalia...or I let my roadie handle it. For years I wanted the "concert-style" genitals, but I found the "orchestra body" easier to play. I have since settled on the dreadnaught. When I switched genitalia, I considered an F-5 style, but then oped for the F-hole A style, as it was much easier to handle. Does anyone know where I can get some tenor genitalia? Hey catspaw, where did you get that picture of the Amish-Australian Moustache tuner? I wanna spring that on a few GearGeeks I know, but I can't copy the URL, it won't link up when I post it... |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Nick Date: 28 Mar 02 - 09:18 PM Not a surprise that this thread reminds you of a pecker.
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: CarolC Date: 28 Mar 02 - 09:00 PM I apologize for bringing this thread back to the top. There is a phenomenon that happens with caged birds where if one bird has any sign of a weakness or of not being well in some way, the rest of the birds in the cage will peck and peck at the bird that isn't as strong until it dies. This thread kind of reminds me of that. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:48 PM Don, I think you fail to see the point. "Real" Bob got at most 20 non-descript replies to his inane threads. Here, we're at 40+ and a lot of them are very funny. not one of the messages is anti bob |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: DonMeixner Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:43 PM Well here is certainly an arguement for required access names. If some pinhead can log on with Bob's handle and aadd Guest to it just to create an embarassing line of horse shit like this with the only purpose of making some one feel uncomfortable and diminished there by then I am fully for passwords and registered handles. My name will always be as posted, DonMeixner, and if there should be a time when I post from work and have to sign on as a guest you'll know its me by the manners, content, and fairplay there in. DonMeixner |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: Gareth Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:10 PM To bring this back to Music.
" Do yer balls hang low, As sung at many a Rugby Club. Gareth |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:42 PM I don't know paddymac, but I don't think the Amish-Austalian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner would work for obvious reasons............ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: pavane Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:39 PM And what about Funiculi Funicular? ("Last night you should have seen me on the short strokes, it was so grand, I used me hand") |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: paddymac Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:36 PM How do you tune 'em? |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:16 PM Shaking hands with the unemployed |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Ophelia Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:07 PM Well, if I worked with 'em, I'd get arrested! |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: JenEllen Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:27 PM Yes, Amy, in the key of O, but they're a bitch to keep in tune... |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:10 PM By gawd Amy, I'd like to see that!!! Can you post some pix? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Just Amy Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:07 PM No, they are old enough to play with themselves. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: little john cameron Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:42 PM Aye haud oan,here come WILLIAM TOPAZ MAGONAGALL.Oan his ain threed awa.ljc |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST, Treuchter Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:38 PM This is good shit LJ. This is two days in a row you've gotten me distracted from work to do this reseacrh.
Then there's the Duke of Wellington's statue in Royal Exchange Square --
Besides inspiring and most magnificent to view,
Because he made the French fly at the battle of Waterloo. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: GUEST,Kenna Hepit Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:33 PM I never play with genitals, only Jews. |
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Subject: RE: Ever played with your genitals? From: gnu Date: 28 Mar 02 - 04:31 PM Long as e dunna stick em t'gither. |