BS: Musical Inventions Needed!

Subject: Musical Inventions Needed!
From: khandu
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 02:14 PM

Why haven't these been invented?

A Velcro backed guitar with a matching Velcro shirt. This would eliminate guitar straps!

For those of us with fast growing fingernails, how about a guitar fretboard covered with emery cloth or sandpaper. Files your nails while you play!

A Harmonica-holder Hat. Instead of the acrobatics of putting on your over-the-head-around-the neck holder, just put on your hat! (Actually, my son told me that this invention exists, but I have not seen it.)

Anymore grand ideas out there?

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Musical Inventions Needed!
From: C-flat
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 02:48 PM

Ovation could make me a concave bowl back guitar to fit my ever expanding waistline!

Subject: RE: BS: Musical Inventions Needed!
From: reggie miles
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 04:01 PM

Or for those gals with with lofty ideas about breast enhancement two dips, a double cutaway on the top of the guitar instead of the usual one.

Subject: RE: BS: Musical Inventions Needed!
From: GUEST,Claymore
Date: 07 Apr 02 - 04:44 PM

Yes, a six string bustier... (the back stoke on a jig could be interesting... )

A cod piece bass (for when you're REALLY upright and woody)

A bodhran mute (a net comes to mind)

A bayonet lug for my longneck banjo (for when it's really your "cut")

But my singular invention is the conversion of a neck brace harmonica holder into a sandwich dispenser (which goes very well with my beer hat - for when you get a really good seat at a great jam - one tube is actually a catheter, but I always forget which...)