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Shorty is Dead

GUEST 21 Jun 02 - 05:20 PM
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Jon Freeman 15 Jun 02 - 08:32 AM
Gareth 14 Jun 02 - 06:47 PM
katlaughing 14 Jun 02 - 01:33 PM
Stilly River Sage 14 Jun 02 - 01:03 PM
Jon Freeman 12 Jun 02 - 08:04 PM
Sorcha 12 Jun 02 - 07:31 PM
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Susanne (skw) 12 Jun 02 - 07:13 PM
SINSULL 12 Jun 02 - 11:44 AM
katlaughing 12 Jun 02 - 10:45 AM
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Stilly River Sage 11 Jun 02 - 11:42 PM
Dave Swan 11 Jun 02 - 08:59 PM
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Geoff the Duck 11 Jun 02 - 10:32 AM
Watson 11 Jun 02 - 05:42 AM
vectis 11 Jun 02 - 05:33 AM
Genie 11 Jun 02 - 02:39 AM
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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 05:20 PM

OK, it's back now. Ignore last message. Sorry


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 02 - 03:53 PM

Is Shorty dead again?

Have only gotten in with ragtime today.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 15 Jun 02 - 08:32 AM

Gareth, if you are reffering to "shorty equivilant", Max indicated that shorty was just a plain 300Mhz PC which is something you'd have to shop second hand to find. I would imagine that any new entry level PC - say about £350 (probably $350 the way prices on these things work) should far exceed shorty's capabilities - you can get a Duron 1.2Ghz with 256Mb RAM for that sort of money...

That said, I don't know what Max would be thinking in terms of but I would guess it would make more sense to try to invest rather more than that...

Jon


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Gareth
Date: 14 Jun 02 - 06:47 PM

Err Max, like what sort of money is we talking about ?

Gareth


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Jun 02 - 01:33 PM

Thanks, Susanne!

Yer welcome, SRS!

Charley, I, too, think that is a GREAT idea!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Jun 02 - 01:03 PM

Thanks, Kat!

Several of us have suggested sites for replacement buying parts, and there may be ways to recycle used computers for some of what Max is trying to do. Is there a laundry list anywhere of the equipment that is needed that we could individually shop around and report back on? I wouldn't mind making a trip to Fry's if it would be helpful.

SRS


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 12 Jun 02 - 08:04 PM

Max, I don't know how serious you are about outsourcing but I've tried to do some "shopping" for you. I have come across this page that may be of interest to you.

They offer "unlimited badwidth" (although I'm always a little suspicious as to how unlimited "unlimited" is), 30Gb disk storage, 2Gb SQL Server space, Cold Fusion 5 and other things for $400 per month and down to $333 per month if a way was found to pay 12 months.

I don't know how practical it is but it may be worth following up on as at first glance, it appears that it may be possible for you to host Mudcat and other site(s?) OnStage Media host and share resources with Mudcat for at worst no more cost than your estimate at $400 for Mudcat alone and to host it on new servers (dual PIII 1Ghz) and have no worries about hardaware.

There are probably hidden drawbacks though, some of which I dobut that I would know enough to see and mine (if I'm allowed a worry) would be the loss of control if something like another Harry Fox issue cropped up - I may be wrong but it always seems to me that the easy option for the ISP holding the data would be to pull the plug.

Jon


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Sorcha
Date: 12 Jun 02 - 07:31 PM

Great idea, Charley! I love it.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Jun 02 - 07:20 PM

Maybe one of the intitial screens needs the equivalent of a financial health meter. We see how much is needed as it tips into the red and when we contribute we see it swing back into the green.

Thanks for persevering, Max.

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 12 Jun 02 - 07:13 PM

Great song, Kat! I, too, feel homeless when Mudcat is down. And yes, I never fail to be amazed by the dedication of Max and his elves in keeping the Mudcat alive! Thank you, Max - again!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 02 - 11:44 AM

Now is there any doubt that Max is God? Like Lazarus of old, Shorty lives. Thanks, Max.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Jun 02 - 10:45 AM

GUEST and Alex, I am sorry I didn't say this earlier: THANKS!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 11:50 PM

Click on the fish jumping out of the banjo and go down a ways on the page that comes up...the addy is within a paragraph on how to support the Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 11:42 PM

I'll toss a check in the hat as it passes by. What is the address again for mailing funds to Max? From the U.S.

SRS


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Dave Swan
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 08:59 PM

I can picture Max in a long white lab smock which buttons up the side to a high neck, now wrenched open and limp with sweat. Van de Graff generators and Jacob's ladders spark and sputter all round him as he thows the final switch, post transplant. Lightning forks down out of the heavens as a possessed Max screams "Give my creation life, LIFE, LIIIIFFFEEEEEEE."

Moments later Shorty belches, whirrs, and resumes. Max bellows "It's ALIIIIIIIVE".

Damn, it must be exciting to live back East. Nothing like that ever happens out here.

Thanks, Max.

D


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 05:38 PM

Kat,

love the

I thought mud was more or less a river thing

line!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: mousethief
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 05:27 PM

Well done, Kat!

Mouse


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Subject: LYR ADD: I'm A Believer - Parody
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 04:01 PM

To the tune of I'm Believer:

I thought life was only true in the 3D world
Cyberspace was nothing but for fools
Ah, Mudcat was out to get to me
Shorty was dealing songs
Tunes were being written all the time

Then Shorty died
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in mud
I'm a believer I couldn't leave Mudcat if I tried

I thought mud was more or less a river thing
Had no idea it was right there on the screen
Then Shorty came alive
Everyone's back, again
When I needed sunshine I got Mud(cat!)

Ah, Mudcat was out to get to me
Shorty was dealing songs
Tunes were being written all the time

Then Shorty lived!
Now I'm a believer
There's not a tra-a-a-ace
Of doubt in my mind
Well, I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ah-uh-uh


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Gareth
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 02:23 PM

Max

What sort of money are we looking at to provide another "shorty" equivalent ?

Gareth


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: CapriUni
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 01:44 PM

Naemanson --

I don't think it's the "Death" of a computor that scared us so much, per se, but the loss of connection with the real, organic people which we've met using said computer -- it was the sudden, unexepected and and unexplained isolation from our community.

That's why solitary confinement is the harshest punishment you can lay on people...


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Naemanson
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 12:15 PM

Great job, Max. I agree with the thankful thoughts of your commitment to the site.

Has anyone considered the fact that we have been so affected by the death of a COMPUTER? What a world we inhabit.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 10:32 AM

The King is dead, Long Live the King!!!!! :@)
Quack!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Watson
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 05:42 AM

Oh no, now I'll never get any work done!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: vectis
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 05:33 AM

Thank Gawd. A catfix at last. Missed you all lots. Thanks for the annex too, it kept me sane.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Genie
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 02:39 AM

So glad to see the Mudcat back up, Max. I was having severe withdrawal pains, I'm afraid.

Keep up the great work, Max, Jeff, Joe, and all you dedicated Cat-apulters.

A check will be in the mail shortly, for Shorty.

Genie


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Mudlark
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 02:14 AM

Max, your committment to Mudcat just blows me away. Thanks for caring enough to not just dump the whole works in the nearest dustbin...your tolerance for frustration must be phenomenal!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Jun 02 - 12:42 AM

I tried sending a response earlier, but got the message that the service had been withdrawn. I'm glad to see you were able to swap out power supplies. I wanted to tell you that they're cheap, around $30 and up, here in Texas at Fry's. They have a lot of inexpensive computer innards also. I think they're in several states now. I used to first see them as a grocery chain in Arizona. Go figure.

CompUSA has an arrangement where if you pay them $100 it's good for a year (this is my info as of last year) and they'll put together the components for you in whatever computer, wherever you bought the stuff. So you might want to head to Fry's for the parts and CompUSA if you need to have something built (inexpensive, NOT cheap!) to replace Shorty.

SRS


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: MAG
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 11:28 PM

Er, you got all this gear running with water all around??


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 11:23 PM

shorty lives??...no surprise to me, I understand about power transplants...had my wife's power supply replaced a few years ago...*grin*..good show, Max!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 11:09 PM

Damn Texans - can't trust 'em anyway. Hang in Max - you need - you let us know OK?

Steve


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: CapriUni
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 10:58 PM

Here's to hoping that the worst of your troubles gets solved as quickly as the least of your troubles, Max!

You truly are an inspiration!


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 10:10 PM

Pobrecito, Max. Hope it starts getting better soon.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Max
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 10:04 PM

Shorty lives. I took the power supply from a dead Aptiva of former elf Rob's and swapped it into Shorty. Looks sort of like a Ford V8 in a VW Beatle, but what the hell, it works, and didn't cost a dime. The NOT funny thing about today was that a dead Shorty was the least of my troubles. What a day... but it IS almost over.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Sorcha
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 07:07 PM

I can scan, too. I'm in US.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: artbrooks
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 07:03 PM


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: michaelr
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 07:01 PM

CarolC - I'd be happy to scan your art to disc. PM me!

Michael


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 06:39 PM

OK, so now I understand why I got messages saying that the Mudcat service had been withdrawn. But I never used to be a junkie until I got hooked on the Mudcat forum, and having the plug pulled is a kind of bereavement, even when it's only temporary. Best wishes for getting it fixed.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 06:03 PM

I have a couple of auction questions. It's taken me almost two years to figure out that I might have something to contribute in the auction. I have some pen and ink wildlife illustrations that I've done over the years (more of the photo-realistic variety than the artistic variety). I can have prints made of them and put them in the auction if anyone would be interested. But I think I would need to send copies by snail mail to someone who could scan them into a computer if I was going to provide pictures of them on-line for people to view before bidding.

So the questions are: would anyone be interested in having something like that in the auction, and would anyone be willing to scan them into a computer so people can see what they look like?


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 05:27 PM

Hang in there Max!!!

We're witcha, man.

Hope that grant comes through faster than a bear in the woods...er...or...a goose in the woods?

A


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: fat B****rd
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 05:23 PM

Max, you are a man of remarkable perseverance.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 04:21 PM

Good to hear from you, Max, even if it is in such dire straits. Your commitment is appreciated, as well as that of Pene. It's gonna be wunnderful, I know!

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:37 PM

That's not what I read 'hits' as, but I can see yer point...

I guess that's one way to count 'em...

Seems artificially inflated to me...

I guess I think of it more in terms of my site for instance... I have a counter on my main page that counts the number of different IPs that cross (It resets at some point so if someone comes back after a given amount of time, they get counted again, but if they come RIGHT back, it only counts as one hit) it which sorta gives me an accurate count of how many people are crossing my site in a given week or month...

That's how I think of 'hits'

I guess it's just a question of deffinitions eh...

;-)


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: kendall
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:34 PM

Sounds like the ultimate blues song,.." Well, I didn't wake up this mornin'"


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Dead Horse
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:34 PM

It's still more hits than Tyson got the other day, and he was out for the count!
Question: Is Jah a Teutonic machine, or a Bob Marley clone?


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:18 PM

Clinton and Gullible,

I think you misunderstand what a 'hit' means. It doesn't mean 'visitor' or 'page view'

This page (and most others) have two graphics and some text. That makes 3 hits - the server being asked for 3 files.

Think about how many pages you look at in a day and the figure isn't hard to understand. (Everytime you 'refresh' the index page, that's another 3 hits)


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: DMcG
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:13 PM

Max: Have you looked at replacing the power supply? They only cost about UKP20 (plus two hours sweat and toil) Or - a bit easier - the whole cabinet for about UKP50? I don't know how happy you are playing with the hardware side of things ...


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 02:07 PM

I'm with gullible... I think I'd wanna see the counter info before I really and truly believe 2 million hits a month...

:-)

Just think of the revenue that a single add banner could be generating...

(I'm ribbin' ya Max... that's all...)


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: Max
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:57 PM

It's a fact Jack.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: GUEST,Ms. Gullible
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:51 PM

2 million hits per month

While I'm sure Mudcat is a very popular site, even gullible me finds it hard to believe that it gets 2 million hits a month.

That breaks down to an average of 66,666 hits per day. Even with Spaw on DSL and hitting every post, that's a stretch.


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Subject: RE: Shorty is Dead
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Jun 02 - 12:30 PM

Max.........

I love you, Max. And Jeff too.

Reminder-- free retreat space up here....

~S~


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