Subject: How come? From: mousethief Date: 13 Jun 02 - 12:41 PM How come UFOs are only spotted by people who don't own, or aren't carrying at the moment, their cam-corders? Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: katlaughing Date: 13 Jun 02 - 12:44 PM Some things are meant to be seen, not filmed?*g* |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 13 Jun 02 - 12:53 PM They aren't... If you're the kind of wacko that believes everything you see, then there are countless hours of vid of UFOs...
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Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: SINSULL Date: 13 Jun 02 - 12:54 PM mousethief, You have to watch late night TV more. I have seen hundreds of amateur videos of UFOs streaking across the skies in Denver, Washington DC, Brazil, Australia, etc. The only time the cameras are missing is when the large eyed little green men show up and abduct people. |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: mousethief Date: 13 Jun 02 - 01:13 PM Tell you what, if I got anally probed, I sure wouldn't want a video of it. Then again I did see the coloscopy on the big screen... Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: Joe Offer Date: 13 Jun 02 - 02:31 PM Hi - I added a couple of words of explanation to the FAQ index. I had it listed as "Basic Mudcat HTML," but I added "line breaks and clickable links" to the index entry. Maybe that will make it easier for the next person to find instructions. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: kendall Date: 13 Jun 02 - 02:36 PM The only one I ever saw was pre video camera days. I was hunting and had no need of a camera. Clinton, definition of UFO, it is something you see but dont know what is is/was. Period. It does not make you a wacko. Now, insisting that it is a flying saucer with aliens inside, maybe. All I can tell you is, another trained observer and I saw something which we could not identify, there was a period of time which I can not account for, and he refused to talk about it until the dAY he died.(even then, he didn't mention it) So, call me a wacko. |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: mousethief Date: 13 Jun 02 - 02:40 PM Did Joe cross-post or what? Alex |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: MMario Date: 13 Jun 02 - 02:48 PM his post was hi-jacked by alien space beings. they are trying to confuse us because we are aware of them. |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: 53 Date: 13 Jun 02 - 02:50 PM I believe in them. Bob |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: SharonA Date: 13 Jun 02 - 03:39 PM Alex: No, I think Joe was referring to the explanation of anal probing by extraterrestrials on the FAQ (also known as Basic Mudcat Hiney That Martians Look at) *BG* |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: Amergin Date: 13 Jun 02 - 03:57 PM Hey, Alex...no offense...but if some one made a video of you being anally probed....well i wouldn't want to watch it either.... |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 13 Jun 02 - 04:01 PM Mousethief: Actual, it might depend on who was doing the probing. CC |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: Ebbie Date: 13 Jun 02 - 04:28 PM Kendall- you're so right. Unidentified Flying Object. I don't understand why people immediately jump into a debate as to whether there is such a thing. Why not instead debate what it could have been, keeping the emotion out of it? If it weren't for the fact that a number of 'Catters can't stand the very existence of a thread that discusses experiences and sights that some of us have not been able to explain, I would love to take part in such a discussion... |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: AliUK Date: 13 Jun 02 - 04:40 PM I have a video of me being anally probed, but of course I have too much taste to publish it...unless... |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: Steve in Idaho Date: 13 Jun 02 - 04:42 PM Your video probing had a taste to it?? I think they might have Har har har har
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Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: AliUK Date: 13 Jun 02 - 04:47 PM Chalk one up to steve. Another `How Come?´ How come they sell you CDs, but they don´t sell you the means of opening that damned plastic wrapper!? |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: Kim C Date: 13 Jun 02 - 05:38 PM It's not aliens taking over the world, it's dogs. My dogs have trained me, through wiliness, subterfuge, and sheer cuteness, to fetch them a biscuit every morning when I get out of the shower. They sit in the hallway and wait for me. If they can train us to get them treats, what else can they do? |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: GUEST Date: 13 Jun 02 - 06:38 PM AliUK.... They do! They come wrapped up in CD's which are deliverd by unfilmed UFO's originally instructed to probe our artificial waterways.... just that there was a typo in the written orders. |
Subject: RE: BS: How come? From: mousethief Date: 13 Jun 02 - 06:51 PM They have cd-opening gadgets at my local cd shop. They are in a basket with a BIG sign over them saying "DO NOT STICK YOUR FINGER IN THE GROOVE. CONTAINS RAZOR BLADE." I asked them if they had some problems with that. They replied yes, and they're tired of cleaning blood out of the carpet. ("Gee, this nifty gadget opens the shrinkwrap. Just run this groove along the edge of the cd, right? I wonder what magic device performs the -- OUCH! HEY!") Here's a drink to your health, P.T. Barnum, wherever you are. Alex |