BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)

Subject: From Max: Important Information
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 08:09 PM

I am God.

I decree that the moon is made of cheese.

Unless you agree with me, you will be banned from using my GREAT website.

The mudcat is the best website ever. That will never change

I am god, I am the greatest

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 08:18 PM

Swiss or muenster?

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 08:25 PM

tosser!

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: DonMeixner
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 08:41 PM

Guest said he or she was leaving, he didn't, he's a liar. He is ashamed of his name or he'd use it. Ashamed of it enough to steel Max's name. Which makes him or her a lying identity thief.

And as such isn't worth my further worry or concern.

Don Meixner

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 08:49 PM

Isn't there a policy here about banning people who impersonate members?

I'd say this qualifies no?

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 08:56 PM

To anyone who thought that this was a 'real' impersonation, I'm amazed that you have enough intelligence left to feed yourself...

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 09:03 PM

But since we don't, I too vote to ban said GUEST. Max, where are you?

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: RichM
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 09:40 PM

a small mind, in a small soul...

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 09:55 PM

Better not to dance at all than dance to the tune of the troll.

~Susan

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Jul 02 - 09:58 PM

Now, I for one, think that GUEST is very funny and if GUEST is the GUEST who just stated "Hey, My GUEST arse is outta here!" I'll be the first to say, "Please don't go! We need your GUEST arse!" but it you're just one of them stray GUESTS, then don't let the door hit ya on the way out.... But, hey, know that I'd give ya a 5.9 fir the post...

Bobert

Subject: RE: From Max: Important Information (False posting)
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 01:31 AM

I was thinking that this GUEST didn't qualify as a "guest" as I understand the word. So, It took a moment to look up the definition of "guest" in the dictionary. One of the meanings is, "An insect or other animal living or breeding in the nest etc. of another animal". In other words, a parasite. So, I guess he qualifies after all.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Benjamin
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 02:30 AM

I don't know, this is unlike any cheese I've ever tasted!

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 05:58 AM

If GUEST is the micro-penile mouse, then of course he's got an obsession with cheese - pehaps his next posting will include one of those vacuum enlargement thingies !

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 06:04 AM

Remember the thing about anonymous GUESTs if that there is no reason to suppose that any one posting under that non-name has anything to do with any other posting.

The only thing that it is possible to assume about an anonymous GUEST is that it is someone with a screw loose about perceived anonymity. Sometimes this is associated with malignity, as in this case, though not always.

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 12:15 PM

Well, yeah, cheese tastes good...but it messes up your bowels something fierce! It ain't a natural food. Stop eating cheese and eat mangos instead, I say.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 02:47 PM

McGrath says:

The only thing that it is possible to assume about an anonymous GUEST is that it is someone with a screw loose about perceived anonymity

You really don't understand it, do you McGrath?

There are lots of ways to be (practically speaking)anonymous.

Here are a few:

Use someone else's computer

Use an Internet Cafe or library

Use an Internet enabled 'phone booth

Use a proxy (or two)

Connect via a 'pay as you go' mobile phone

etc

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Gareth
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 03:07 PM

So guest: On the occasions I've been cookie less, or using some other computer I've had no trouble signing in a "Guest Gareth".

I agree that there are a few occasions when anonimity is proper, such as for proffesional reasons, or deep personal matters. But the habit of signing in as Guest only and then proceeding to flame, troll, or just insult, Max, or other Catters is just not aceptable to the vast majority of the participants. It demeans the site, and causes many of the problems that "Anon Guests" seem to complain (Whinge) about.

Personally I think that such behavoiur is akin to scribling obscenaties upon lavetary walls. And demonstrates a similar imature and purile mentality.

I wonder how many of the other sites some diaffected "Guests" claim to visit allow such behaviour.

To critisise is fair, and preferably constructive, but if you have a problem, then if you post, have the guts to put your moniker to it.

Or do you wish to be classed as "disgusted of Tonbridge Wells", the nutcase who always writes anonomouse letters in green ink.

If I have offended any genuine anon guests, then you have my fullhearted appologie - the rest, well why not go and play hopscotch on the Motorway/Freeway/Autobahn.

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Biskit
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 07:59 PM

WOW!I shouldn't stay away so long...but then again it seems like the same conversation as last I visited.(different thread though,...) I'll NOT give up hope I remember how fun the Mudcat was! Peace! (for cryin' out loud!) -Biskit-

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: RichM
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 08:24 PM

This thread should be eliminated. It's a lie, because it's not from Max.

I'm fed up with gormless "guests" who abuse a free service.
Get a life. Here's how.
work harder
make money
meditate
travel
read
study
help others
be funny
become wise

Then come back with the wisdom you will have learned.

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 08:31 PM

Rich M: Unfortunately, some 'people' (and I'm being generous with the word) never learn.

Let's stop feeding the troll!

Let's stop feeding the troll!

Let's stop feeding the troll!

Let's stop feeding the troll!

Let's stop feeding the troll!

Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 21 Jul 02 - 09:37 PM

"proffesional reasons, or deep personal matters"

How is that justification?

What ya got to hide??

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 12:44 AM

Personally, I enjoy anonymous GUEST

Keep up the good work!!!! Carry on boys!!!!!

This place would be a forgotten crypt without you minions.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 12:47 AM

OH Nigel!!!

Let's stop feeding the troll!

etc....

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: GUEST,BOAB
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 03:17 AM

Signs of acute sexual exhaustion, giving rise to an apparent imbalance. Guest,---try a spell with the left hand----

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 05:22 AM

Is this the same guest that has a problem with our spelling? Not very proffesional (sic).

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Mr Red
Date: 22 Jul 02 - 09:38 PM

if it's cheese I ain't done Caerphilly

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 11:15 AM

The more attention you pay him, the more this child will keep writing. To mix a metaphor, put down the old lady, already!

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 01:25 PM

If the moon were really made of cheese, moon rockets would be shaped like fondue forks.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:45 PM

guest is judt trying to maje truble, i thiomk we should fiond out were he is and smash his computer to bits.this is just a sujestion.john

Subject: RE: BS: From Max: Important Information(False posting)
From: Gareth
Date: 23 Jul 02 - 07:57 PM

Oi ! Clinton, bit of thought there - Sometimes matters should not be discussed where identification is possible

For example - My shhep is pregnant - help ! etc., or a Doctor or Solicitor discussing in broadest terms matters of broad confidentiallity, for exanple My husbands a Crook from Mary Archer.

Gareth