new member deanmeister

Subject: new member deanmeister
From: ossonflags
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 12:36 AM

Yet another member of punch the horse in the fold!!! Come on in and welcome axeman.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 12:47 AM

Welcomr to madcat. (your up early mick!)

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Genie
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 01:13 AM

Glad to have you aboard. Are you "axeman" or "deanmeister" or both?

Genie

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 01:27 AM

Yes john,I couldnt sleep thinking of all the easy money i could have had from bill hill. o if only i had got to your tip in time.Was it enough to keep your hamster in the lap of luxery for the rest of its life?

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 01:53 AM

I reckon so, hamsters don't live all that long! Heres another tip for you then=Hull City to be top of their division next season, they are favourites (available odds about 4/1) £100 staked returns £500.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 05:10 AM

Welcome to the asylum Deanmeister

Gerry

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 05:20 AM

Welcome to the mad house.....have fun!

Cat

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Noreen
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 05:30 AM

Hi, DeanMeister!

Genie, DeanMeister is his name, axeman is his calling....

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 06:27 AM

Well helloooooo ladies and gentlemen. Bin here 2 secs and I already have my own thread!! Wehey!! Royal treatment indeed. I wonder if this will descend into the drivel pool. We already have the hamster here.

Went to Goxhill last night for the first time. Nice little do that. Must pay it a visit again sometime and stay a little longer next time.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 06:57 AM

The axeman cometh. Regularly, I'm told! Welcome Peter. Good to see you at Goxhill last night. We were surprised the serfs on the village gate let through a Hell's Angel 9or probably Angle), but they're used to strange musician types, and the village idiot who refuses to join the 'Cat

Gary, rebranded by jOhn from Hull.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 08:52 AM

Sireen, how the buggery bollocks do you do turn black electric writing into red electric writing?

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Noreen
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 10:21 AM

Aha, this is something that Sireens know and small hairy farmers have no need of...

but come with me, young man, and I'll show you...

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 10:29 AM

Help! I am being enchanted by the powers of Sireen, to dash myself on the rocks again. I'm going to fetch Doug if she dosn't stop it. And then she can look out.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: smallpiper
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 10:44 AM

Hello deanmeister Bring your own guitar next time and it'll save me the bother of lugging the lushous nikki's owld heavy thing aboot! And stay longer! When can we expect to see you at the Hase session then? You passed the Hessle to get to Goxhill so I know its within striking distance for you. Welcome to the mad house 9and don't be leward by sirens - look wots happening to the acorn)

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: MMario
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 10:51 AM

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Willa
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 11:59 AM

Made it at last, Pete; about time too! Welcome.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Noreen
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 01:05 PM

Oh, all right then, since you won't be led astray, clever stuff like changing colour and size

of text, silly

can be found in the very useful Mudcat FAQ - Newcomer's Guide which sits happily atop the thread list, just as I sit atop my sparkling supermarket trolley, or more directly: Basic Mudcat HTML.

If you want to change font colour to red, you would put

<font color=red>

before your text, and </font> after your text.
(We must spell it the American way, because computers don't recognise the word colour with a u, and reject the instruction.)

Noreen the Sireen

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 01:45 PM

The DeanMeister
Goxhill still going - must have been more than 5 years since I went. The pub then was not so cute but it served.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: harpmaker
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 03:04 PM

Welcome Pete, from John&Christine.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: C-flat
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 03:11 PM

Welcome Deanmeister, and greetings to the entire population of Hull (who seem to be here already) from up the way in Middlesbrough where I seem to be the only member!
Maybe I should relocate to Hull?.........
C-flat.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Genie
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 03:28 PM

I kinda thought that, Noreen.  Just wanted to check.

So, welcome, axeman DeanMeister!

Oakley, if you use Netscape, there's an easier way to do streak strikethroughs, boldface, italics, colours,  blinking type, etc.  Compose and format your post in Netscape Composer, then go to "Source" view  and cut out your post --from the first letter to the last (not the HTML code before and after that part) -- and paste that
into the post box in the Mudcat thread.  It will preserve your formatting, and you don't need to hand type all the HTML code.   (I don't know if Explorer has a similar option.)

Genie

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 03:45 PM

Welcome Pete, see ya Sunday!

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 03:48 PM

Genie, thanks for that. How do you find out if you use a Netscape? It doesn't really matter now that I have received an even more colourful and stricken-through message than Sireen's. I will stare at it again once I've hit the submit button.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Genie
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 04:31 PM

Oakley, I'll PM you so we don't hijack DeanMeister's maiden thread.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 04:56 PM

It's ok to hijack this thread. John in Hull will be along at 1 am to do much worse to it involving bannanannas, wheelie bins, birclays bank9 and popaddums. Please feel free to carry on here. I know DeanMeister would appreciate it. It's Doug's threads where you have run the risk of being told off.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 08:14 PM

hEloo oaklet, it is 1.oo am, i am just eeting my curry, 9mixed curry and vegies), then have a coople of bears, then, i'll be back.john

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Genie
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 10:09 PM

Let's try that again.   (Obviously, I'm a relative novice at this.)

If I type something like this,

Welcome Chez Mudcat,
DeanMeister

in Composer, and I go to to the "Page Source" view, it's got all sorts of HTML code around my text.  I just cut from the paragraph code right before my first word to
the exclamation point at the end, and paste that here, and I get the fancy-schmancy post above.

(Maybe a clone will zap the screwed up post.)

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Aug 02 - 07:24 AM

Goxhill, Ferriby, Hull X 1,000,000 mentions. All this Humberside talk is making me homesick. Welcome Deanmeister and I hope you enjoy yasen like (Grimsby dialect creeping in there) all the best from the fB.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Aug 02 - 10:45 AM

I think Wooton got a few as well along the way. If me and Gary get released in time, there may be a purple helmet or two showing at the Nag's Head on Sunday night.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: GUEST,iains
Date: 02 Aug 02 - 04:36 PM

nice to see fresh blood in goxhill. Keep coming.

Subject: RE: new member deanmeister
From: Firecat
Date: 03 Aug 02 - 12:00 PM

Hiya!