MC not playing Beverley this Sunday

Subject: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 07:22 AM

I've got guzumped !!! Boo hoo it is indeed the very excellent Banoffi and not moi who is playing the Sun Inn on Sunday 29th could someone pass this info to Brid Wiider and crew as they were going to be my fan club !!!

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 12:03 PM

I'm sure that it will only be a matter of time before you are treating us all to "yester f----ng day" once more at the Sun

R

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 12:16 PM

OH NO!

And I had cleared my diary especially to support you, Jim!

(aside) Wonder if Tony and Cherie are still free for tea...

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Jeri
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 12:35 PM

I usually feel sooo left out, but I'm happy to announce that I will definitely support this ungig by not being there.

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 01:23 PM

We're unwith you all the way, Big Guy! :>) Hundreds of us, from all over the planet, will show the true Mudcat spirit in your support by joining you in your absence from the Sun Inn. What a groundswell!! What a community! One little post, and they turn out in their hundreds to make their absence known...raising their voices in an overwhelming wave of pure silent solidarity, unshoulder to unshoulder...

A

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: brid widder
Date: 25 Sep 02 - 04:49 PM

what in the world has come over you Jim?

I AM your fan club!...

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 04:42 AM

What in heavens name has one done.....Thank you all for not coming to my non gig on Sunday please pass on the message that your non attendance is not required.

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Tonee & Cherie
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:35 AM

Well... Noreen ... as I said at the focus group for fat bastards last month...the governments policy on ...er...supporting MC Fat....is quite clear..we will not be attending...as he is not going to be..er..there... so Noreen it's tea and canapes at yours dear...followed by a photo opportunity with some..shellbacky people.

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:47 AM

An even more effective protest would be to come to my monthly session in the Sun from 4pm and then walk out in protest at 7pm and go down to Oddies for their evening session.

R

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Ian Duncan Smith
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:57 AM

I cannot support the Prime Minister's view on this subject it is imperative that someone attends the Fat Bastard's engagement and even though he won't be there we at this party will send someone to represent the party. So we will be sending a spotty barrister from Esher who has no real grasp on the real world who only drinks perrier water and has never been caught yet wearing a basque with a tangerine in his mouth while being whipped by a Madame Domanatrix

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Charles Kennedy
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 08:16 AM

We Liberal Democrats are literarly sitting on the fence on this issue and the splinters are hurting my arrrse

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Gerry Adams
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 09:32 AM

If it does not affect the Gude Fryday Agreement then our boys will be making a non appearance

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Rev Ian Paisley
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 09:33 AM

Well if youse lot are not goin then neither are we !!

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: BanjoRay
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 12:55 PM

In response to the nucular threat posed by weapons of mass destructivisation from Madame Who Sane, I shall absentify myself from your non-preformance.

Yours Sincerifically
G Dubya Bush

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,johm from ull
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 12:59 PM

I might not go, if I am not doing anything.

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Jeremy Archer
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 02:02 PM

I'm sooooo sorry not to be not joining you chaps but I'm not going to a rather super party ... I won't be drinking lots of lovely champers actually

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 03:32 PM

I'd like to support Ian Duncan Smith on this one. The idea that someone attends the fat bastards engagement is imperative - its not very often that the guy accepts proposals ( i should know he's turned me down three times) That guy Esher isnt the best guy for the job - the fat bastard needs all the publicity he can get and I understand Madame Dominatrix will be showing her support( the pink one with the fluffy bits ) for the fat bastard by her non attendance at Beverley.

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:39 PM

Jim, when's your next non-appearance that we can make a point of not attending, please?

(You're not not going to Banbury, are you not?)

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Jeffrey Archer
Date: 26 Sep 02 - 06:24 PM

As one's dishonourable Lordship is also likely to be absenting oneself from the jolly champagne soiree mentioned by one's cousin Jeremy... well James old bean I too look forward to not seeing you on sunday

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 27 Sep 02 - 04:48 AM

Yes Noreen you're right again I won't be at Banbury either and can I just say chaps and chappeses that I really am truely underwhelmed by your resounding vote of apathy in the matter of not coming to my gig.

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Kofi Annan
Date: 27 Sep 02 - 04:53 AM

We at the UN will put a resolution together abot non attendance Ah mean we can't let the fat one get wasted even if he does get wasted on de drink ah lotto de time

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Nelson Mandella
Date: 27 Sep 02 - 07:58 AM

Me an my Gert will alos not be there this Sunday but best wishes go to the fat bloke

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,President Jaques Chirac
Date: 27 Sep 02 - 08:22 AM

Moi ausi non attende le gig de le gross bastarde

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Posh and Becks
Date: 27 Sep 02 - 08:24 AM

Sorry fat bloke but me and Victoria won't be able to come. I've got to kick a ball about a bit and Vic's is busy with the sprogs.

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 27 Sep 02 - 01:39 PM

As i was walking up the stair - I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today-I wish that man would go away!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: brid widder
Date: 27 Sep 02 - 07:47 PM

you've made it Jim...

there are people not coming from all over the world....

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 28 Sep 02 - 02:07 AM

we you still luv me now your famous?

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 28 Sep 02 - 02:42 AM

I will be going to Beverley - no more support from me after the Edwina diary confessions!

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Sep 02 - 02:49 AM

Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: rambling rose
Date: 29 Sep 02 - 06:37 AM

Well seeing as how the gorgeous McFat is not appearing will have to make do with the Mick Pini Band at the Adelphi on De Grey St in Hull - its the new Sunday Blues Club every week 1-5 - £5 admission for big out of town artistes and £1.50 for local ones.

Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,soos
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 03:56 PM

How did the non event go? Was it a success? Did people from all over the world not go? Did anyone go?

Is Mr McDonald now an international non artiste?

Did he not appear in his trousers?

I cant bear not knowing!!!

Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: Noreen
Date: 30 Sep 02 - 07:41 PM

Please tell us how it didn't go, Jim....

Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,pink and white rabbit
Date: 01 Oct 02 - 02:55 AM

Yes, do tell oh wise and non attendant one - how was your Sunday afternoon's non appearance?

Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,Madame Elsie U Toonite
Date: 01 Oct 02 - 03:01 AM

I am sorry lads and lasses - you will notice that the great one whose non attendance we all supported has been absent from this and every other mudcat thread for a few days. Well I have to report that whilst he was non attending he defected to the other side - yes MCFat has turned - he's now the kareoke king of Kilnsea!

Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 01 Oct 02 - 05:02 AM

I can tell you all that I didnae attend and it was a resounding failure !! the applause was underwhelming I'm sooo moved darlings

Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Oct 02 - 04:10 AM