Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK

Subject: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 02:34 AM

Sorry all those who are incensed by the appearance of another PTH thread but three quarters of the band will be appearing at the Hope and Anchor on Saturday 16th Nov for half the evening. Mudcatters get free drinks (but you might have to explain this to brother Bob). An evening of Ossonflags, DeanMeister, a late arrival of an aerophonist and plenty of funny handshakes.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 03:45 AM

Can I come?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 04:32 AM

Yes

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 08:10 AM

Will the adorable Ms Penelope Rutledge be there to protest ? -as well as to see her "Bit of Rough" - Oakley.

Personally I think "Punch, the horse" should be sent to the Knacker's Yard.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 08:43 AM

The original Punch was indeed sent to the knackers yard many years ago, Dave. Along with his mate Judy. They pulled a milk float in these parts for many years, before I was born I believe.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Declan
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 08:46 AM

Are PTH insiders locally, or are they 9outsiders in Hull?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: KJ
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 09:32 AM

I can reveal all.When freemasonary was founded in England during the 1700's, similar institutions to that of Grand Lodge of England were founded in neighbouring countries and furthermore accross the world. Some of them, however, developed systems of Freemasonry which are considered to be irregular and are not recognised by the United Grand Lodge of England.The fact that PTH belong to one of these 'irregular' orders,is made obvious by repeated references to spouts & other unorthodox vegetables.Mrs Penelope Rutledge & her protestations, posted upon the mudcat threads is in fact a devilish code by which means,the members communicate their plots to subjugate the world to their evil desires. PTH are slowly taking over mudcat in their various guises, they may seem innocent & harmless chaps but beware!!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: KJ
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 09:33 AM

PS Brother Oakley, I have in my possession some very interesting photographs of female masons in all their regalia.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 09:38 AM

What ? and none of Oakley trying to get into their regalia ?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 02:46 PM

oaklet,
What happened to the other half of the evening,or are you going without me? (he barked)

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 03:32 PM

KJ I would like to borrow your photos of female masons in their regalia, for private, solitary contemplation.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 13 Nov 02 - 03:46 PM

In between the ceremonial exposure of pendulous man-boobs, four quarters of Punch the Horse will be performing in the later half of the evening, once the aerophonist has been released from the tribute band from Hull9.

Looks like being an interesting evening....

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 Nov 02 - 02:00 PM

my dear oaklet,

I am showing lots of confusion on these messages,especially the last one. Maybe if you make use of one of the phones not from Hull things might become clearer. In other words give me a bell at work friday any time after 12 .04 pm

I remain yours etc.

ossonflags

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 02 - 02:08 PM

Heh! Heh! I always enjoy these threads and am beginning to feel almost like a resident of Hull and South Ferriby myself...

- LH

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Nov 02 - 02:28 PM

House prices are much lower in South Ferriby LH, best spiritually align yourself with a village where you can buy an entire row of houses for £500 - or about a million Canadian dollars or something. The equivalent in Hull is about a hundred thousand earth pounds or a squillian canadian dollars and make no mistake. I can watch shipping from my bed, but often don't bother.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 Nov 02 - 03:27 PM

Been to canada, been to southferriby,live in hull.Not a lot to choose between all three,except I felt thin in Toronto and Niagra falls also Trois Rivere, Quebec and Port Churchill manitoba,(were men are men and Polar bears get nervouse).

Never felt or been thin in either south ferriby or hull.

I can and do watch shipping from my bed, but only when Mrs.Ossonflags makes me sleep on the roof because of me releasing the occasional botty burp.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 14 Nov 02 - 03:46 PM

Sorry Mudcat Forum (sigh). New thread now launched "Shipping in bed". Ho hum...

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Nov 02 - 05:03 AM

No, you haven't have you, David? Pleeeeeeese....still can't be any worse than Posidrives in Luton!

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 15 Nov 02 - 05:19 AM

It's got some wonderful responses, DeanMeister.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Nov 02 - 05:21 AM

I know, I have just read it. What a delightful thread, Mr. Oakley. My congratulations. Hope nobody drivels all over it and spoils it.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Oaklet
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 07:52 AM

Just a postscript. This morning I awoke to find a local jobbing builder asleep on my settee downstairs. He had been lavishly entertained by Mrs O whilst I retired to discuss Hillman Minx carburettors on Mudchat in post-gig kind of way. I also discovered through the gift of barefoot sensory perception - a very cold and soggy area of carpet near the kitchen door equating to a good bladder full of my processed scotch. Hence I want to denounce Mr Victor Leaning of Neverdun, High Street South Ferriby as being a mucky git. In three days, my morning room will smell like the stairwell in the NCP car park behind Argos in Hull, and I will disembowel him.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: KJ
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 09:36 AM

I have some good instruments for disembowelling.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 17 Nov 02 - 05:29 PM

Not the Taylor, no..............

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 04:01 AM

its tonight.john

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:45 AM

Another hull based thread I presume?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:08 AM

If this appeared as "Another Hull-based thread, I presume?", then it could be attributed to me, Thornton Curtis. As it contains fundemental errors in punctuation, it is the work of someone else.

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse in South Ferriby UK
From: ossonflags
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 04:45 AM

Spanking night last night, thanks to all who turned up.

I now know who "Rural Sex" is.