BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs

Subject: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: Hollowfox
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:11 PM

While shopping for something else, I came upon an electrified nativity scene for sale. There were large hollow plastic figures of the Holy Family, the shepherds, the animals, etc., with room to put a light bulb inside so they could be seen at night. All at once, the Angel of (Wicked) Inspiration hit me with a clue-by-four. You should buy just the donkey for someone who thinks the sun shines out their ass....Naah, she'd fire me.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: Sorcha
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 06:27 PM

LOL, foxy. That is funny!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: GUEST,Bill
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 07:23 PM

Just buy them a bloody big mirror to stand in front of.
Bill (the sound)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 09:11 PM

Just saw a shop selling a Buffy the Vampire Slayer Advent catalogue...

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 09:38 PM

You folkies who were BRAVE and enthused about singing to the world and sent in your songs can now buy YOUR OWN CD!! Playing side-by-side with Mudcat greats!!

Just let Dick know you want one so he makes enough!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: khandu
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 09:57 PM

Amos, the official Mudcat Cd Plugman...never miss an op! ;-)

Hollowfox, superimpose the egonuts face over the face of the Babe in the nativity scene! Most egonuts think they can walk on water anyway.

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: michaelr
Date: 19 Nov 02 - 10:02 PM

H'fox -- I love the expression "hit me with a clue-by-four"! LOL!

Mind if I use it?

Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: Genie
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 11:38 AM

How 'bout a crap vase (for those who think their sh*t smells like roses?)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: allanwill
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 11:46 AM

Genie

You mean yours doesn't????

Allan

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 11:53 AM

Well, talk about the totally useless gift for the totally swollen headed aquintance.

Last night mI was watching them local Washington, D.C. sports news and there a gym where the University of Maryland has played its basketball games called Cole Fieldhouse which is in the process of being torn down. Well, seems they are cutting up the the wooden floor into small piecs and selling will be offering 4 inch by 2 inch pieces for around $70. Some of the more important areas of the floor, like the foul lines and the painted areas are going to be offered on ebay.

And ya know what, I'd venture a guess that there are enough swollen headed folks with disposable incomes to insure that every inch mof thatn floor will be sold fir the big bucks...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: Hollowfox
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 12:06 PM

michaelr, I'd be delighted if you'd use it. It's just too good a phrase to go unused. Credit where credit's due, though; I got it from my kids.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas gift for egomaniacs
From: Genie
Date: 20 Nov 02 - 08:48 PM

Don't think so, Allan. (More like stinkweed, I think.) How 'bout yours? *G*