BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?

Subject: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 08:03 PM

I am not worthy, but I know a man who is.

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: John Routledge
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 08:47 PM

Not a lot for the fair name of Routledge.

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Mr Red
Date: 24 Nov 02 - 09:20 PM

I had half mind to comment - but that would be my HalfPenny worth!

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Oaklet
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 02:09 PM

She has kept me in a state of permanent readiness since August.

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 06:35 AM

I didn't think that the fair Penelope had an O - I mean in her surname.

Readiness for what Oakley ? - that isn't a low D whistle in your pocket then ?

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 07:12 AM

David, I like a man hoists a pedant, and I consider myself well hoisted. My apologies to the Rutledges and the Routledges.

I have just read the entire "What has BS done for us" thread, or whatever it's called, and I am pondering whether it is worth carrying on trying to entertain the melancholic souls that will keep worrying about music.

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 09:40 AM

Well, what I have tried to do is be a voice for decency, moderation, and tradition, although I may have waxed a bit immoderate myself at times. The field of the arts can be quite trying, given the fact that art is a highly subjective matter, and that there are certain people out there prepared to take advantage of the credulity of others.

I have at least learned not to jump so hastily to conclusions. I now have a much higher opinion of Punch the Horse than was originally the case. After all, they have a well-groomed violin player, and are clearly respectful of traditional music, so I expect I shall take a trip to Hull quite soon and see them.

I must say I am astonished by the notoriety that Hull has attained on this forum. I always thought it a rather dull place, but I was clearly missing out on something.

We all live and learn, don't we?

Ms Penelope Rutledge

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 09:56 AM

Come on Penny luv, don't be a an old pr*ck-teaser - get yer legs apart and give poor old Oakley a bit of relief - it can seriously damage a man to make him sustain a constant erection for 3 months - after all if he ran for a bus and tripped, he might do himself a terrible mischief (or even break the world pole-jump record).

I'm sure that they would be ringing bells all over Humberside at the news that you'd finally consented to a good bit of "How's yer father" with the poor lad.

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 01:28 PM

Heloo, I think you will lick it in Hull there is loads of music here.john
PS.it is never dull in ull.

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 12:59 PM

Is this turning into a porn thread????

Subject: RE: BS: What's Penelope Routledge done 4 us?
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 05:05 AM

What's the matter Mrs D. - are you afraid it might make Geoff horny ?

Perhaps Oakley and the fair Penelope should submit their piccies to the Mudcat Calendar as Essex Girl and myself already have.