BS: Bush / Condy thread

Subject: BS: Bush / Condy thread
From: GUEST,John Gray in Oz.
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 01:23 AM

Can someone please direct me to the thread which featured the 'who's on first' parody with George Bush and Condoleezza Rice.
Thanks

JG / FME

Subject: RE: BS: Bush / Condy thread
From: Barbara
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 01:33 AM

Well, I dunno where it was posted before, but here it is posted here now.
Blessings,
Barbara

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

             (Apologies to Abbott and Costello)

Subject: RE: BS: Bush / Condy thread
From: Wolfgang
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 04:13 AM

Longer version here

BTW, easy to find by the new Mudcat search. I used the word 'Kofi' which I knew was in there and guessed correctly doesn't appear in many other posts in the past.

Wolfgang