Subject: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Cluin Date: 30 Nov 02 - 04:35 PM Yep. Got a few inches of heavy wet snow yesterday and, after I just finished shovelling the driveway clear, while I was loading my axe and gear into the van for a gig down the line, the snowplow came by and threw a foot and a half of road scrapings into the end of the driveway. No time to stop and clear it out so I had to drive over it and of course, by the time I got home after 2 AM, it had tightened up nicely into a frozen continental divide. Had to deal with the damn thing today with axe and coal shovel. So, screw the Winter Wonderland crap! Got any good "I Hate Winter" songs? (I'm working on one now, called The Barbecue Song, but it's more of a "Thank God summer is back" one) |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Mr Happy Date: 30 Nov 02 - 04:55 PM throw some scottish whine down yer neck! |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Don Firth Date: 30 Nov 02 - 05:12 PM One of the Pacific Northwest's finest balladeers, the late John Dwyer, did a lusty, gusty job on Ezra Pound's little parody:— Winter is icumen in, Lhude sing Goddamn, Raineth drop and staineth slop And how the wind doth ram! Sing: Goddamn. Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us, An ague hath my ham. Freezeth river, turneth liver Damn you, sing: Goddamn. Goddamn, Goddamn, 'tis why I am, Goddamm. So 'gainst the winter's balm Sing Goddamn, damn, sing Goddamn Sing Goddamn, sing Goddamn, Damn!!. A bit less angry, but descriptive nevertheless is:— When all aloud the wind doth blow, And coughing drowns the parson's saw, And birds sit brooding in the snow, And Marian's nose looks red and raw. . . . —Love's Labor's Lost, William Shakespeare Don Firth |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Cluin Date: 30 Nov 02 - 06:38 PM All respects to the Great Bard, but I like the angry one better. ;) Thanks, Don. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Nov 02 - 06:56 PM Who can better the great Flanders and Swann- 'Janunary brings the snow, makes your feet and fingers glow. Februarys' ice and sleet, freeze the toes right off your feet." LTS |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Clinton Hammond Date: 30 Nov 02 - 07:29 PM Winter? What's winter? :-) |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca Date: 30 Nov 02 - 08:00 PM Here's one for you: Plus the last verse ties in wiht what happened. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Cluin Date: 30 Nov 02 - 08:42 PM Ta, George. That one's perfect! (cutting and pasting and adding to repertoire) |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: mg Date: 30 Nov 02 - 08:43 PM can't help[ you either. It was a lovely late springlike day here at the ocean..too warm for a sweater. I almost put on my swim suit and went to the water.....this place would be paradise except for the cougars and the meth labs...mg |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca Date: 30 Nov 02 - 09:48 PM You're welcome, Cluin! It is! Except......
I LOVE the snow! Oh well! |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Cluin Date: 30 Nov 02 - 09:50 PM Clint, Winter is what you and S. chose to avoid, I guess, when you moved down to Wind-sore, ye old stage rat. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Amos Date: 30 Nov 02 - 10:52 PM I agree with you about how baleful and awful winter is. Around here the bad weather closed in early this week and dumped four inches of rain. Then, when the rain cleared away there were bright skies but it was a bone-chilling 68 degrees instead of the expected balmy 75 (F). So we are all dressed up in pullovers and our tans are going to hell. If it gets any colder, I am throwing in the towel and moving to Southern California. Amos in San Diego |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 30 Nov 02 - 11:19 PM Saw...the thread title....and.....I believed...it MUST BE ....be the LaughKat's posting.
Sorry, to intervean...in a personal thread...but I thought, perhaps, this was my par-amor's post....in a post tramatic way.
Sincerely, |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: kendall Date: 01 Dec 02 - 06:34 AM 68 degrees is chilly? Ever been to Maine? Years ago, my Uncle Curt said there was so much snow it was a common sight to see a man out poking around with a pole trying to find his chimmney. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 01 Dec 02 - 07:25 AM Cluin, my sympathies. Where do you live? Here in New Hampshire, USA, we've had snow since early November. Yep, it do remind us of the old days... |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: allanwill Date: 01 Dec 02 - 08:50 AM Canberra, in Australia, just had, literally, its first rain in over 2 months last Friday. The temperature has consistently been mid 80's to mid 90's. It's easy to keep warm when the weather's cold; not so easy to cool off during summer. Allan |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Micca Date: 01 Dec 02 - 10:05 AM To just add to the general ...whateverness a fave expression of a friend was " So cold they were snapping dogs off lamposts" |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Amos Date: 01 Dec 02 - 10:23 AM From Art Thieme's intro to the wonderful Chicagotown Blues: It got so cold in Chicago last winter, an exhibitionist came up and described himself to me!" Still makes me laugh out loud! A |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: kendall Date: 01 Dec 02 - 12:43 PM Utah Phillips said it was so cold, he saw a chicken walking down the street with a capon. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Clinton Hammond Date: 01 Dec 02 - 01:14 PM Cluin is from the REAL frozen north... a little town in Norther Ontario... you know... the one meantioned in Stan Rogers "White Squall" And believe me Cluin... Winter had very little to do with my getting out! LOL |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Cluin Date: 01 Dec 02 - 01:14 PM Northern Ontario.... where all the brass monkeys are in mourning. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Cluin Date: 01 Dec 02 - 01:42 PM Yeah, that black cloud did dissipate after you left, I seem to recall. ;) |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Don Firth Date: 01 Dec 02 - 03:08 PM My feet usually freeze about Labor Day and they don't thaw out until sometime after Memorial Day. Here's a Classic. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Dec 02 - 05:28 PM Met a young teacher, so cute and so fair, so we rushed off to Alaska for a quick love affair, But soon I returned with a cold and a cough... We were both frozen stiff and I just broke it off... LTS |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: harpgirl Date: 01 Dec 02 - 10:17 PM ...I've just wandered back north from the deep south of Flori-Duh. I suntanned a bit on Saturday and hot-tubbed at me mum's. Upon returning to north Flori-Duh, I immediately went to the woodpile to build a fire. It's about 33 degrees....burrrrrr! The fish pond may have ice on it in the morning....hg, going back out to the woodpile... |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Declan Date: 02 Dec 02 - 05:39 AM I'm not saying its cold here in Dublin, but I just met a brass monkey, and he was looking for a welder. Its actually about 10 Degrees C (50 F) here today but very wet & windy. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Micca Date: 02 Dec 02 - 06:41 AM Wintertime and the whining is easy Snows a falling and the heating is high Your dad has flu And your mommas a sneezing So hush little baby eat your mince pie One of these mornings I'm gonna rise up freezing Gonna book an airplane And take to the skies Pack just some light clothes And that sun tan lotion Head off for Waikiki in far off Hi. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Rapparee Date: 02 Dec 02 - 07:32 AM Having moved south to Kentucky from Northern Indiana, I miss seeing the annual southern migration of the Wooly Mammoths as they seek warmer climes in which to winter over. God! It's been colder here than it was when I was in Fairbanks! Really! (Of course, that was in July and it was 91 degrees F....) |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: jeffp Date: 02 Dec 02 - 10:47 AM Winter Wonderland - A Parody Jeff Porterfield Sleighbells ring, I don't care I've got ice in my hair It's getting too cold Or else I'm too old For walking in a winter wonderland. Gets this way each December You'd think I'd remember But still I forget How cold it can get Walking in a winter wonderland. In the meadow we can build a snowman But that would cause my fingers to fall off You can go ahead and build your snowman Next year I'm going south and playing golf! Later on we'll perspire 'Cause we're too close to the fire But I really don't care I was freezing out there Walking in a winter wonderland. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca Date: 02 Dec 02 - 11:10 AM Jeff and Micca, thanks! Look like they might do the trick! |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Cluin Date: 02 Dec 02 - 11:15 AM Yeah! Thass what I'm talkin' `bout! |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Bill D Date: 02 Dec 02 - 05:13 PM "The wind was blough, And cold and rough. She kept her hands Inside her mough." (does not translate easily into Japanese) |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Micca Date: 02 Dec 02 - 08:52 PM Bill, you remind me, I have had this for a time in the same vein I see the snow As I knead the dough And hear the kids come in Their coats they slough They've had enough Of games outside freezing Down by the lough The old town clock Has sent them hungry back They drink and scoff With many a cough At cake and Barm brack They've had enough of play so rough on winter afternoon upon cold stones but tea and scones revives them all too soon |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Duane D. Date: 03 Dec 02 - 01:12 AM Kendall, When I saw you had posted here, I thought for sure you'd make reference to the $5 charge for whining. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Duane D. Date: 03 Dec 02 - 01:26 AM Some years back, Charlie Maguire wrote a song about trying to start a car in the middle of winter in Minnesota. I heard it on Prairie Home Companion, but haven't heard it anywhere since. I couldn't find it in the DT or any reference to it on Charlie's homepage. He called it a land shanty and it had a repeating line, "Oh, cold and misery." I may have it somewhere on a tape copy of PHC. If I find it, I'll pass the lyrics along. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: CapriUni Date: 03 Dec 02 - 01:27 AM I'm dreaming of a green Christmas -- One that is warm and sweet and nice: Where the sun is shining While bells are chiming, And no one's slipping on the ice! (came up with these lines after hearing the original one too many times in southern Virginia [!]) What snow has to do with *any* of the season's holidays, I have no idea! |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Rustic Rebel Date: 03 Dec 02 - 01:54 AM It's minus 3 degrees outside, in Northern MN. Like I always say; Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice. Duane D. I was really surprised at you mentioning Charlie Maguire, he plays alot around here by me. He is known as the Itasca Troubadour in this part of the country, because he has a lot of songs about Itasca State Park and the Mississippi. Peace, Rustic |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Mudlark Date: 03 Dec 02 - 02:05 AM I sit by the fireside, toasting But soon it's me that's roasting Time to open up windows and doors Outside temp has climbed to seventy-four These chilly mornings really are a trial.... |
Subject: Lyr Add: "Oh Cold and Misery" by Charlie Maguire From: SharonA Date: 03 Dec 02 - 10:49 AM Duane D: I found your Charlie Maguire song on this page: http://www.charliemaguire.com/ILikeIt.html OH COLD AND MISERY Am It was early morn' like so many before C Am Oh cold and misery Am C G Am I put on my coat and walked out of the door G Am Standing alone on the frozen ground Additional verses: I went to the place where my beast lay asleep On four tires of rubber, a long cord in its teeth I opened the door and I jammed in the key Not a sound did I hear, nor exhaust did I see So I went to my neighbor and to her I spoke She soon came a 'riding on white clouds of smoke On its terminals bare, long cables I placed And I gave it a charge with revenge on my face It coughed, and it rumbled, then let out a roar Lashing it with gas pedal harsh commands I swore The smell of the ether did hang in the air And empty "Heet" cans lay about everywhere And when we were moving its anger was gone From its radio voice came music and song But tonight when the dark comes to its moving parts It will again be the beast with the ice in its heart |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: George Seto - af221@chebucto.ns.ca Date: 03 Dec 02 - 11:13 AM The other song at the site is also great! |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Schantieman Date: 03 Dec 02 - 11:31 AM Once I went winter mountaineering. It was so cold that our breath froze when we breathed out. We had to fry our wors to hear what we were talking about. :-) Steve |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy From: Charley Noble Date: 03 Dec 02 - 07:38 PM Be warned that Charlie Maguire is quite proprietary about ANYONE using (or listing) his copyrighted songs without his express permission, especially such wonderful songs as "Oh, Cold and Misery." Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: Barry Finn Date: 03 Dec 02 - 08:56 PM Under near perfect conditions which happens far less than a blue moon, we get snow upon snow & it won't get above freezing so it can't melt off the roofs then bamm we get a frezzing rain that won't wash it off either now a sheen of ice forms over the roof so starts the beginning of an ice dam. Add this to your attic being warmer than the outside temps & the ice/snow starts melting from the bottom (roof surface) but gets traped by the frozen snow & ice add to this that the roof's overhang is a cold spot not warmed by the attic & you start to get a full fledged ice dam. Now that melted snow & ice that's blocked & traped under the freeze starts to back up the roof & finally the water finds an exit, usually down the interior wall, like a waterfall untill no more water. Then the cycles starts up again & in no time at all in the middle of the night you realize that your wall, ceilings, floors & anything else that swims is gonna get destroyed so you call the those that will crawl out on the ice dam (it's like a shelf of ice anywhere from a few inches thick to well over a foot & the width of the surface could be anywhere from a few inches to 2-3 feet wide, wide enough to walk on. Anyway here a whine from those that get paid to break up these ice dams. Kendall, I'll send you the $5 charge for whinning,,,,, next spring. Barry Ice Damming by Barry Finn (Tune: Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A Changing") It's winter in New England and throughout the land The trucks start rolling with all available hands It's a party, a tradition, a picnic, a plan Over mountains of snow they attack the Ice Dams Chorus: And you hear everywhere the cry Ice Dam It's a flue, it's a fever that spreads through the land Man your pickups, your axes, every woman and man And answer the call and the cry Ice Dam Blaze a path round a house in snow that's waist deep Take a snow rake or a shovel and clear up 3 feet Crawl the edge of the dam on a roof that's to steep And start pounding on ice and give nobody peace On a 40 foot ladder that slides on the ice Out comes the homeowner who tries to be nice I like what you're doing but I don't like you're price For a few dollars less would you still risk your life Some shingles may break and the ice will sure fall If we land on your shrubs sure you'll give us a call Your checks will bounce as we bounce off your walls It must be illegal to have such a ball Like ants, like termites we're all over your roof We cry Ice Dam and drink 100 proof A windfall in winter is scarce it's the truth When ice damming is done we're a winter recluse Copyright, Barry Finn 1996 (winter) |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: Peg Date: 03 Dec 02 - 10:13 PM good one Barry! It is cold as heck here, much too early for this...they say it will be a rough winter. We need the snow, I guess. I was in the Berkshires last weekend, saw loads of stars and did some winter hiking; lovely! I like the traditional English ballad, "Sheep 'Neath the Snow"; tells the true story of a man who lost several thousand sheep to a snowstorm in Scotland in the 19th century... Magpie Lane recorded it. |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: Cluin Date: 04 Dec 02 - 04:22 AM Peg, did the Berkshires seem dreamlike on account of that frosting? |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: Charley Noble Date: 04 Dec 02 - 08:09 AM Damn, that's a good one, Barry! Maybe Brett and I will see you this Friday at the Press Room if the weather is fair. Charley Noble, whose lap is being warmed by a calico cat who doesn't want to prowl outside this morning |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: CapriUni Date: 20 Dec 04 - 04:12 PM Good thing I did a search before I started a new thread; I'd forgotten that I'd already posted my own "Green Christmas" song, a couple of years ago. This morning (after a dusting of snow fell last night -- in southern Virginia, no less!) the song came back to me this way: I'm dreaming of a Green Christmas -- One that is warm, and sweet, and nice. Where the bells are ringing, While folks are singing, And no one's slipping on the ice. I'm dreaming of a Green Christmas, With every Christmas card I send: May your life be filled with loving friends ! |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Dec 04 - 07:17 PM Isn't "White Squall" about Lake Superior-- how is that northern Ontario? If the cold is a problem I'd recommend Cremation, Sam. ~Susan |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: Cap't Bob Date: 20 Dec 04 - 09:23 PM LOG CABIN BLUES Sitting in the old log cabin, shining my shoes Have no place to wear them got the log cabin blues Don't know how I'll get through this winter Not a thing in the world to do Stranded in Mio Michigan with the log cabin blues. Winter's coming early this year, grounds all white snow Sitting in the old log cabin and forty eight below, And every time I go outside, my hands and feet turn blue So I stay by the fire side with the log cabin blues. Chewing on some stringy old venison or some greasy old bear Not much change in the menu, except once in a while a hare, And things get rather smelly in these sewed up underware Wish that I were someplace else, but I just can't think of where. In about six months from now, we can go outside, Then the sand fleas and the black flies will eat our dog gone hide, Then we'll long for some more winter when these creatures will be gone. So we can set by the fireside and sing this lonesome song. Sitting in the old log cabin, shining my shoes Have no place to wear them got the log cabin blues Don't know how I'll get through this winter Not a thing in the world to do Stranded in Mio Michigan with the log cabin blues. Cap't Bob |
Subject: RE: Wintertime... and the whining is easy (songs) From: SINSULL Date: 20 Dec 04 - 09:29 PM Ice dams - the bane of my existence. Not funny, Barry. Hopefully I can get through the winter without putting the roof rake through a window or embarrassing myself with pantihose filled with salt on the roof. (yes, gnu. I have not forgotten). |
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