BS: Bad jokes/taste

Subject: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 05:49 PM

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Could't resist this, don't get me wrong i just loved the B Gees

Did you here Maurice is still going to tour but he won't be singing due to his coffin!!!

I know it's pretty sad :o(

Sorry but you know they always start

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 06:44 PM

I'm grinning like I was just poked by a proctologist on that one!

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: The Walrus
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:03 PM

A re-usable version:

"I've just heard that [insert name of recently deceaced singer here] is making a comeback tour.
(S)He doesn't sing much, but (s)he doesn't half hum"

Walrus

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST,paddymac
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 08:09 PM

Well, you were right about the bad joke and bad taste part.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: DonMeixner
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 09:11 PM

Bad taste is timeless.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 09:18 PM

It's true Don....I'm a man for the ages.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: leprechaun
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 11:04 PM

We were watching West Side Story the other day so I taught my kids that old joke:

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: DonMeixner
Date: 20 Jan 03 - 11:23 PM

Actually she didn't shower when she got to the boat because she wanted to wash up on shore.

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 07:49 AM

Shortly after John Lennon was killed:

"What would it take to get the Beatles back together again?"
"Three bullets."

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 08:31 AM

The B Gees are just about to release a new single ' How deep is by Bruv'

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 08:37 AM

And I suppose 'Staying Alive' is out of the question...

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 08:52 AM

Well?.... Am I being slow....What kind of wood doesn't float? Please tell me, cos I don't know?

Sal

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: JennyO
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 09:32 AM

Natalie

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: Gareth
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 10:31 AM

Or the last Mark Bolan hit " wrap a purple mini round that old oak tree"

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Bad jokes/taste
From: GUEST,Dave
Date: 21 Jan 03 - 12:09 PM

Special rate to a B Gees concert...a third off!

Dave.