Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Coyote Breath Date: 27 Mar 03 - 09:56 AM The Geneva Conventions played during the 60's and 70's and then evolved into The Human Shields. The punk band WMD is made up of former members of The Scud Missles. Sorry, there are days when silliness is the only sane mode of behaviour. CB |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,ClaireBear Date: 27 Mar 03 - 01:52 PM No question, "Horse with No Name." I've never been able to figure out what the heck those lyrics meant, but I'm darned sure they're related to the present conflict somehow. Who knows what secret, subversive message is being delivered, and to which side? Besides, I loathe the thing! Claire |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: alanabit Date: 27 Mar 03 - 02:00 PM Like most Catters, I would not actually ban anything, not matter how bad. If people like rotten songs, they have every right to hear them. There are times though when I wish my radio would automatically change station at the first sign of rap, "progressive jazz", sickly country songs and the ghastly twaddle which makes up the hit parade for most of the time... (This must be middle age - I'm starting to sound like my Dad....) |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Don Firth Date: 27 Mar 03 - 02:05 PM Here's one that goes back to the mid-Fifties:-- Thank you, dear God, for victory in Korea. Don Firth |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie Date: 27 Mar 03 - 02:06 PM Claire, I think it's about drugs. But I also thought Marrakesh Express was about hashish, and Mister told me there really is a train called the Marrakesh Express. Has no one mentioned "They're Coming to Take Me Away"? I'd also like to add, any song in which Reba McEntire turns the word "him" into "heeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuum." Who remembers that classic by Billy and the Beaters, "At This Moment," with the ingenious line, "How could I hurt you, when darlin, I love you/and you know I'd never hurt you." How about, anything by Pink? Let's just ban Pink altogether. I think she qualifies as a Weapon of Musical Distress. Didn't they try that annoying music ploy with Noriega and the Waco people? (not at the same time, obviously) |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Hippie Chick Date: 27 Mar 03 - 02:11 PM Horse with no name, Annie's Song, Bob Seger, AC-DC,______-metal, punk, "Alllllllready standin'....on the ground" by the Eagles... |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Sam L Date: 27 Mar 03 - 02:45 PM Seger, yes, at least his collection of songs about strippers. They do respect her butt they love to watch her strut. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Mar 03 - 08:28 PM Don - Actually, I believe Korea was a draw...maybe that song was written from the point of view of the arms manufacturers? :-) - LH |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Ely Date: 27 Mar 03 - 08:39 PM Ditto--only on the basis of taste, although I'm afraid I'd have to ban the one that's currently on the C&W stations about "Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning?". Not because I'm not sorry for the people who died in the WTC, but because I think if you want to memorialize somebody, at least do it with a song that doesn't rely on melodramatic heartstring-pulling in place of any real meaning. Other than that, I'd have to give the boot to "Last Night I Had the Strangest Dream" and the entire repertoires of Raffi, Metallica, and Rammstein (ha! I bet that's the first time Raffi and Rammstein ever got mentioned in the same list of musicians). |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Sandy Mc Lean Date: 27 Mar 03 - 08:50 PM Redhorse, Do you recall why "The Pig Got Up and Slowly Walked Away " was banned. Was it because of the temperance movement? Sandy |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: kendall Date: 27 Mar 03 - 09:09 PM Where I come from, a spud is a chisel like tool used to peel bark off trees. Rick, what's wrong with Daisy a day? I love a rainy night, and Achey Brakey heart. Eve the compoers of this drivel should be banned. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Cluin Date: 27 Mar 03 - 09:53 PM ...test... test... *thump* *thump* *thump* ...test one, two... hello, is this thing on?... oh okay... *Ahem* Yes, I would like to suggest we ban the banning of songs. Thank you and don't forget to buy your war bonds and drink your Ovaltine. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: denise:^) Date: 31 Mar 03 - 12:49 AM Well, this is referring to a posting 'way back from March 26, but-- Lovely Agnes? Good heavens, some folks are easily offended... Now, as for the Reba McIntyre-dipthong-thing, I couldn't agree more! (It was what I was thinking of when I opened this thread--how she manages to go through a-e-i-o-u--and sometimes y--in any song that has a syllable held longer than one beat of music--but, reading this thread, I saw that Kim C w/no cookie beat me to it...) ...but Lovely Agnes? I'm still stumped... (now, Waltzing with Bears I can understand...) Denise:^) |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Ralphie Date: 31 Mar 03 - 01:02 AM I do remember Paul Burnett (BBC Radio DJ) after a news bulletin concerning a particularly nasty aircraft accident, starting the next section of his show with Nic Lowes "Crawling from the Wreckage" ! And, after the death of a well known American singer songwriter (with glasses)...His big hit, "Leaving on a Jet plane" was conspicuous by its absence on the airwaves for a very long time (In fact I don't think I've heard it since!) Regards Ralphie |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Mar 03 - 10:43 AM Actually, "Leaving On A Jet Plane" was recently covered in a new version by some girl singer, and has been polluting the airwaves in Canada on a regular basis...AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!! It's even more insipid than the original PPM version was. Being a recent recording, they do the obligatory thing and repeat certain key phrases many, many times...just so they do not escape the listener's attention. As for "Waltzing With Bears", there are at least two, maybe three people who insist on singing that one now and then at the Orillia Song Circle (sigh!). They think it's cute and whimsical. I usually counter this by singing a Dylan song that's 7 or more minutes long when my turn comes...one that's loaded with mysterious symbolism and allegory. Drives 'em nuts. :-) - LH |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Geordie Date: 31 Mar 03 - 01:44 PM Marie's Wedding.Candle in The Wind, anything by Celine Dion,Bobby Magee,Annie's Song,Amazing Grace(done to death) Little Arrows and I hope no one ever has to listen to "A White Sport's Coat" again. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Mar 03 - 03:56 PM "A white...sports coat...and a pi-i-i-i-i-nk Car-na-tion..." :-) |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: CraigS Date: 31 Mar 03 - 04:33 PM Little Things by Willie Nelson is so stomach-churning that it even upsets Terry Wogan, and I only keep the copy I've got for fear of it getting into the wrong hands - I'm sure it could be developed into a weapon of mass distression (I just tried to acronymonise that and came up with WOMAD). Hell, ban the course of SonOfABush lessons I was confoundlerised into purchasising - leave the songs to their own devices. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 31 Mar 03 - 05:58 PM And speaking of Terry Wogan... Hows about banning the Floral Dance? No No No - not the dance itself! Just his version:-) Now, what about the song that my brain blots out altogether. The one that goes ermm... errrrmmmm... Oh Bugger. Lets just ban everything just in case it's that one! Cheers Me |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Gurney Date: 01 Apr 03 - 05:24 AM I've had dark thoughts about national anthems and other patriotic songs at times, not the songs themselves but the uses they can be put to. However, Dr. Shrink says I'm much better now. But can I trust him? |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Gurney Date: 01 Apr 03 - 05:26 AM Second thoughts. Don't ban them. If they offend you, write a parody. Democracy rules OK. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: nickp Date: 01 Apr 03 - 08:22 AM "Happy Birthday" says he, rapidly approaching his 50th! |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Li'l Aussie Bleeder Date: 01 Apr 03 - 09:17 AM I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS!! Bing bloody Crosby dronning on and bloody on every year without fail, besides it is hot enough to fry eggs on the car bonnett here, thank you very much.. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Beardy Date: 01 Apr 03 - 10:44 AM The fields of Athenry,Danny Boy & everything by Cyril Tawney (now theres over-rated). |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Jenny Islander Date: 02 Apr 03 - 01:50 AM Daft songs to ban from radio? Anything played in the home country that might demoralize our boys and girls over there. How could they hear it? The jet stream? Now, I am in favor of banning the over-emoted, over-produced "hey, listen, I've got pipes!" versions of great movie tunes--the ones that play over the credits and get all the airplay instead of the versions that were IN the movies. Angela Lansbury's "Beauty and the Beast" made me laugh and tear up at the same time, but the credits version, which was everywhere for months, was just annoying. Yes, "Leaving On a Jet Plane." It's a sweet song and a SHORT song and she still managed to mess it up. Or was she told to dumb it down? Scary thought. The most egregious remake, the one that should be burned, is what Madonna did to "Fever." Peggy Lee put on a long dress and stood behind a mic and sang it and the men in the room gulped and sat funny and the women leaned forward. Madonna bought the rights to the song. For the video, she dressed some guy--who had either a lot of, er, padding or very happy thoughts--in a head-to-toe mouthless pewter lame' catsuit with a starfish-shaped half mask and put him in a blank white room. She filmed him alternately writhing like a mime interpreting seaweed and squat-emoting like Edie Brickell while the usual thumpa-thumpa track galumphed along. Faintly beneath it, like a mouse expiring in the mouth of a cat, was "Fever." I was held transfixed by that video; it was like witnessing a multi-car pileup. And every time the real "Fever" comes on the radio, I see that creepy, faceless dancer. I must share the pain. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: alison Date: 02 Apr 03 - 03:03 AM TIA - in answer to your question it was "Coward of the County"..... AARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (we did have a thread on it a long time ago.....) Rick I heard that "forgotten / Bin Laden" thing today for the first time........ I was strongly torn between keeping listening to see if it could get more offensive and turning over stations....... I kept listening..... won't be doing that again!! Fields of Athenry.... no question!!... and "when you were sweet sixteen" and any of those other terrible songs done in fake Oirish accents...... "Oi love yew as Oi've neverrrrr loved beforrrrrrrre" slainte alison |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: JulieF Date: 02 Apr 03 - 05:46 AM Almost any song using the name Julie. What do you have to do to get a decent song with your name in it? |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Li Maree Date: 02 Apr 03 - 06:58 AM "Push The Little Daisies & Make Them Come Up" - so bad it was scary!!! Anything by Celine Dion, Kylie Minogue, her sister, Bloody Britney, and I can't think of anymore 'cause I keep thinking about Reba and heeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooouuuuuuum..... |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Dave Wynn Date: 02 Apr 03 - 07:57 AM All opera.Total waste of space. Screeching and wailing to overloud music and all wearing stupid clothes. Ban the lot. Spot |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Arnie Date: 02 Apr 03 - 09:32 AM I'd ban the hunting song 'There was Dido, Bendigo..' and some other bloody stupid dogs names. Not because I'm particularly anti-hunting - I just can't stand the song! If I'm at a club where someone gets up and sings it, I have to leave the room to stop myself wrecking the chorus. It was one of the first folk songs I heard in a club and nearly put me off going to folk clubs altogether. Fortunately I've carried on attending folk clubs but still hate that song!!! Great idea for a thread by the way Dave.. Arnie (who has now become a 'guest' and can't seem to change it1) |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Troll Date: 02 Apr 03 - 10:22 AM I'm not in favor -as a general rule- of banning songs but I could do without" McArthur Park." troll |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Apr 03 - 10:44 AM Not again! MacArthur Park is one of the great allegorical and dramatic songs of all time, and I never get tired of defending it! I have argued with that dumbass, Spaw, many times over this. Besides, it's fun disagreeing with you, troll. It keeps the pot boiling, so to speak. (grin) - LH |
Subject: In support of song bans From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar Date: 02 Apr 03 - 12:34 PM If the good old bad old East German police hadn't banned anti-régime songs, Andreas Rogge wouldn't have been imprisoned by them, then ransomed by the West German government, and the world would have been deprived of a fine uilleann pipe maker. So who says bans are a bad thing? |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Kim C Date: 02 Apr 03 - 12:45 PM So what kind of cake was it that got left out in the rain? And why would you leave a cake out in the rain in the first place? Sounds like another psychedelic drug song to me! Say, I was at the grocery, and there's a brand of rice in a box called Marrakesh Express... Here in Nashville on Saturday mornings, WSM radio has a classic country show. The great Eddie Stubbs (who is also an accomplished fiddler) plays popular and rare tunes from the 30s through the 60s. There are two that Mister and I always turn off, and they're both by Little Jimmie Dickens: Death in the Family and Raggedy Ann. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,amergin Date: 02 Apr 03 - 12:55 PM tie me kangaroo down, sport.... any song with vegemite in it.... |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Santa Date: 03 Apr 03 - 04:04 AM I didn't see a lot of point in simply saying that I wouldn't ban any song, but then the guest at the club last night ended with "Amazing Grace"..... Keep it as a pipe tune, sure. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Banjoman Date: 03 Apr 03 - 05:58 AM I'd ban any song that can't be performed live without a mass of electronics amps et al. Also ban anysong that someone trys to make sound more "Traditional" by singing it to a mournful dirge like tune - "Wild Rover" is a classic example. Apart from that, I agree that if you don't like a song then the best censorship is the on/off button on your radio (except mine where its broken and you have to remove the batteries to switch it off - a 10 minute operation) |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: InOBU Date: 03 Apr 03 - 06:18 AM I posted a new one to ban, under France and Germany warn the USA, in fact, they sould be coming for me any time now! Cheers and be seeing ya Larry |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Giac Date: 03 Apr 03 - 08:23 AM The entire "Bubble Gum" genre from the late '60s, but MOST ESPECIALLY the song which more or less started the whole thing, Ohio Express's Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I got love in my tummy ...). Good gosh, just typing it make me gag. ~;o) Mary |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Apr 03 - 08:36 AM Kim - I believe the cake is symbolic of a romance. Being "left out in the rain" indicates that the romance was, shall we say, mishandled or neglected...this causing the relationship to ultimately break down. Pretty deep stuff, eh? :-) I find it amazing that people do not clue in to the brilliance of "MacArthur Park"... - LH |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: alanabit Date: 03 Apr 03 - 08:52 AM Now stop this LH, or I shall subject you to my treatise on metaphor and confectionary allegory in Sugar Sugar! |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Padre Date: 03 Apr 03 - 09:07 AM That 'theme' song from "Billy Jack" -- One Tin Soldier |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Kim C Date: 03 Apr 03 - 09:50 AM Maybe it's just me, but I never thought of romance as being like a cake... |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,lardingo Date: 03 Apr 03 - 07:53 PM I teach 5th grade; therefore, I have the power and the authority to ban songs. Here are the songs that I always ban on any bus ride that I have to take with my class: "Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall," and "The Song That Never Ends." If you have ever taken a trip with a bus load of 10-year-olds, you will understand the reason why I ban those songs. |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Apr 03 - 08:15 PM Well, I don't think of romance as a cake either, Kim, but that's still what the allegory suggests. And dontcha love that tremendous "Ohhhhh...Noooo!!!" crescendo at the end? Man, whatta song! I agree about "One Tin Soldier", Padre. What a dreadful song. It's almost as bad as the movie, though it tries earnestly to say something of real value...just doesn't say it very well. I submit, however, that it is still superior to "Billy, Don't Be A Hero". - LH |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: GUEST,Li Maree Date: 03 Apr 03 - 08:23 PM I would also like to ban any song written in the "Stock Aicken(?) and Waterman" era - total pukesville!!! |
Subject: RE: Which songs would YOU ban? From: alanabit Date: 04 Apr 03 - 03:45 AM Quite right too Li Maree! |
Share Thread: |
Subject: | Help |
From: | |
Preview Automatic Linebreaks Make a link ("blue clicky") |