punch the horse june thread

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 09:23 AM

MYSELF

Gud innit!
Sweetfire I don't think a sweet innocent thing like yourself should enquire too deeply about what goes on at night when official festivities finish!!!

Beware of flanged speculums & mongolian nose flutes!!!

Can I have a gold star Miss?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 09:06 AM

Thing

you mean kind of like that Oaklet?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:32 AM

Hmmmm... HTML by sheer force of willpower...
If anyone can do it, Oaklet can.

Just think of the hours of programming it would save!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:14 AM

big,perpul,thing.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:12 AM

Having a bit of a problem there, David?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:10 AM

Shit

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:10 AM

The Food tent. Till dawn.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:10 AM

And now, a post in flashing purple and orange, moving across the screen like a moving thing. I am putting the word "thing" in huge type for no reason at all. I am feeling very pleased with myself. The word "Myself" will appear in Italics. Wah-hayyy!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:07 AM

You,have,a,ciggarete,then,goto,sleep.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 08:07 AM

Hodgesons and drink

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 07:23 AM

what happens at night once all the performances have finished???

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 06:59 AM

Well done, class

.Next lesson: try
i (for italic)
b (for bold)
strike (crossing out!)
sub (subscript)
sup (superscript)
center

All enclosed in triangular brackets, and turned off afterwards
e.g., i turned off with /i

If you use several commands together, make sure you 'nest' them carefully- or I'll be told off for getting u into bad habits.

Look at HTML Stuff thread for more info on HyperText Markup Language.


Karen, the flanged speculum will give me nightmares.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 06:40 AM

Next week he will be mostly learning to play the mongolian nose flute whilst accompanying himself with a pair of musical chinese exercise balls. I also heard him mutter about some bagpipes he'd picked up at Woolworths!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 06:31 AM

THANKYOU Noreen.

SP could it be chlamydia?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 05:39 AM

Goxhill was good larst night the oakley crew (Cara) aired some new stuff what they will be recording for their new CD and on what I heard larst night I for one will be buying a copy.

Karennd Colins best friends were there too!

Oh and Karen its not Lysteria its Hysteria

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 05:35 AM

Nice one; the famed DeanMeister asking ME for lessons..... *big grin*

Karen, don't turn off the H1 after every word; turn it on at beginning of sentence and off at the end... understand? Coz it's a heading, every time you put a new H command, it puts it on a new line.

Alternatively, can use big and small command (in triangular brackets again) but that's not so specific.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 05:06 AM

Wonder what the next lesson will be? Think we need italics next, Auntie Noreen! How was Goxhill last night? Did I miss anything? Were your mates there, KJ? heh heh.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 05:06 AM

Maybe

it

will

work this time. Oh bugger, I've clicked off automatic line breaks.Help someone out there, Sweetfire, how do you get it to stay in a line?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 05:01 AM

Thought I'd better have a go at this!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 04:48 AM

only one more day left! ya'rekon its too soon to start counting down the hours??

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 04:34 AM

oh yes it worked!
took a long time though!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 04:33 AM

I am now getting very

excited about friday!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 02:52 AM

Oh bollocks, I didn't mean to press 'submit'. Noreeeeeeeeeeen HELP, how do you get it all on one line?
SP: Next week he will be mostly learning to play the flanged speculum lightly oiled with listeria!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 02:47 AM

H

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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:55 PM

thats cleva

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:43 PM

I DIDN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO DO BLUE!! HA!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:01 PM

whats going on in PTH land? Its been a long time since anyone posted here

Wake up ewe lot

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 12:56 PM

Hey this is fun! Cor the fings ewe lorn on Mudcat

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 10:42 AM

Hey! :0)

And to change colour, put font color=red in triangular brackets at the start, and turn it off with /font at the end (in triangular brackets again).
Color has to be speeled the US way or it isn't recognised :0(

Always check (using Preview function) before posting to see whether it will work.

Here endeth lesson 2.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 10:37 AM

Glad I can make you happy jOhn- and make you laugh!

:0)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 10:26 AM

I,am,really,happy,now!
i,wanted,to,know,how,to,do,big,writing,for,ages,
now,i,know,thanks,noreen.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 10:21 AM

Heloo

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 10:17 AM

THANKS,Noreen

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 10:07 AM

jOhn, do you see the 'big letters' moving across the screen? I used 'marquee' which works in Internet Explorer but anyone viewing in Netscape wouldn't get the effect. Just wondering how webTV deals with it?

To make letters big, put H1 in triangular brackets < > before what you want to say and /H1 in triangular brackets < > at the end to switch it off.

H1 is the biggest heading, H6 is small (think that's what I wrote 'hee hee' in the 7:12 am post)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:53 AM

It won't be at the top of the page, sweetie :0) they're the music threads. You must scroll down the page, and there's a dividing line keeping this sort of drivel away from the pure music threads.

Your thread should be top of the list of drivel. (Wow!)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:51 AM

Heloo,hoew,doi,you,make,them,big,letters,like,that?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:46 AM

purple is my fav colour!
thanx everyone
right, i have just used your link above noreen and added something myself (that is allowed isn't?) and then went back to 'forum' home, and it still isn't there!!! What am i doing wrong? Is there anything i can do?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:43 AM

KJ and next week he will be mostly learning to play the five string digeriehandgranade yippeeee but sadly I won't be there to see it!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:36 AM

Not done any HTML at school yet, sweetfire? Useful stuff: (ahem...)

BS: Happy Birthday Sweetfire

BTW, what's yr favourite colour?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:33 AM

Sweetfire The thread you seek is in the non music section keep scrolling down you'll get to them.

Happy Birthday to you

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Bassic
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:31 AM

Sweetfire, I have just put a post on your birthday thread so it should be at the top of the BS list now, That starts about half way down if your thread list is set to the default setting which separates BS threads and puts them after other (non Bs) topics

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:23 AM

The kids are ok if they just sit there, don't touch me, don't talk to me in fact don't even look at me...that way i can just ignore that they are there and then it feels like i am getting paid for doing nothing. brilliant!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:19 AM

ok, can anybody else find the thread titled 'BS Happy Birthday Sweetfire'???   Cos i bloody can't!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 09:18 AM

Hey Sweetfire, never say never!! On a more positive note,having never gone near a baby in my youth when I finally realised I was pregnant I thoroughly enjoyed it & enjoyed them when they were babies. Just became harder when they started walking & talking & much, much harder when they hit teens!!!! Was it a full moon last night?
We'll txt ya SP, don't know how Col's feeling yet, still recovering from Banjo & may not feel up to another rendition!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:54 AM

Hey KJ you want a lift tonight? if so txt me
cheers
John

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:42 AM

Thanx KJ. Well babysitting pretty much sealed the fact that i am NEVER gunna have kids!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:38 AM

Happy Birthday Sweetfire, enjoy your day. I remember being sixteen (just!!) but I wasn't very sweet!
I have just woken up (been on nights) after having a nightmare about a banjo (need I say more)! Missed all you Sloopers last night, lots of babies screamed & puked all night. I think screaming, puking babies should be banned.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:36 AM

john i can't find the thread!!!! where is it?!?!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:25 AM

John, the 'I don't give a toss' attitude is probably more common for my age group than yours...however, unfortunatly, doing wateva you want is not really an option open to me yet, i still live at home! you win there!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:19 AM

I am happy to be middle aged and have reached the level of sophistication that I have. I no longer have to spit my dummy out and can intimidate anyone with impunity as well as drinking Deanie under the table. I don't give a toss what anyone thinks and don't have to do anything I don't want to do (within certain societal limits of course).

Hey have you warned "Guest The Bear" about Nikki's body guard Deanie or about how deadly she is with the knee?

Also I've emailed you the requested photies Deanie