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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 18 Jun 03 - 08:03 AM Where does that leave me and Ossenflags, cos I fink he is older even than what I is, (but inside I'm only twenty three most of the time, although I can regress to Seven quite easily) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:32 AM I knew I could count on you for moral support, Mr. Bear. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:25 AM Pete middle aged your having a laugh........hes not middle aged hes just old! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:17 AM hahah, sorry, i don't mean to offend anybody but pete!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:12 AM middle-aged (hee hee) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:07 AM haha, oh yeah, like ya can stop me!!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 07:05 AM Cheeky little toe-rag! Just cos you're sweet sixteen, you can't start insulting me yet. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:56 AM god, guys are all the saem. i thought middle-aged men where suppose to be sophistaicated!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:42 AM Ah, but you will miss a heck of a night....u think there aren't any ladies descending on Beverley for the Folk Festival???? Oh well, all the more for me and Johnny-boy! WEHEY! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:38 AM The gentlemans code?? Friday ummm let me see work behind a bar serving 350 ladies or sleeping in a field with the DeanMeister..... hard choice Mr Dean but fortunatly for you the ladies win! Another time soon thou and you can show me the sights of Bev! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:35 AM I knew that was coming! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:34 AM Remember the gentleman's code, Mr. McGrath. Incidentally, fancy coming over friday night? Can put u up...I'm camping on the Festival campsite, and we're playing with the lovely Nikki. Let me know if ya fancy? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:32 AM Lyrics for you to learn Mr Dean!!! COMBINE HARVESTER (BRAND NEW KEY) 12/06/1976 - 2 weeks at #1 - 13 weeks on chart I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah) I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (ooh aah ooh aah) Now something's telling me That you'm avoiding me Come on now darling you've got something I need Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key She made I laugh ha ha I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need We'll 'ave twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed And you know I'll love you darlin' So give me your hand But what I want the most Is all they acres of land Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all For seven long years I've been alone in this place Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Who loves ya baby ha Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand We had our photos took and us holding hands Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me Coz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:29 AM Me being a little forward?????? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:23 AM I was afraid of that... And yes, I did sing the wheels on the bus...from the top of the open top tourist bus on the streets of Edinburgh! (before anybody asks) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Bassic Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:21 AM Fangfoss.................isnt that near the back gate to HMP Full Sutton? Could I suggest "Jaihouse Rock" as being more appropriate next time you play to a "captive" audience deano :-) Mind you, the boys on "B Wing" do have peculiar tastes so I`m told!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:17 AM Deanie we could always mention your oh so wonderful version of The Wheels on The Bus! but i think that is taking it a bit to far!!! Any way matey some of us are not only doing appointments but we are also selling the odd thing now and again so i best go and fill in me paper work! Have fun and remember you are not alone!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:13 AM John, I wouldn't subject the lovely one to the lecherous advances of the Sales team. It would end in physical violence! Sean McGrath is legendary in the field of being a little forward. And heaven knows what she would make of the Chesterfield Branch!!!! We would have to form a wall around her. You take the front, I'll cover her back. And for the record, I have NEVER sung that song! Its the way non-folkies see us, and has been the butt of jokes aimed at my musical tastes at the office for years. Still, maybe I should learn it for the weekend? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:03 AM I've got a brand new...... oh my Gawd Pete and I thought you'd only just hit the bottom but way back in 1995! mmmmmm some serious and EXPENSIVE therapy needed here me thinks ;-) Have the Wakefield PTH Chapter met Nikki yet? If not yews is in fer a treat! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Bassic Date: 18 Jun 03 - 06:01 AM Always thought Deano had a funny accent for round here!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:57 AM OMG....it wasn't me....honest...! Gary Stead, you're a dead man walking. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:55 AM Get yer bl**dy werk dun! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,PLAY MISTY FOR ME!! Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:52 AM Dearest Peter I am so pleased to have tracked you down again after all these years, but very suprised to find you have sold your soul to the devil that is Irish music!. TRY AS YOU MIGHT TO SUCCEED IN THIS PAGAN GENRE, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER BE ABLE TO REACH THE DIZZY HEIGHTS OF PERFECTION THAT WAS YOUR RENDITION OF THE WORZELS "I,VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER" AT THE FANGFOSS FOLK FESTIVAL 1995! WATCH YOUR BACK MISTY |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:48 AM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! Were Here!!!! Be afraid be very afraid!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:43 AM Oh no.....the Wakefield PTH chapter...?? NOOOOOOOOOOO...!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:41 AM oh you bitch! That hurts! And can i just say i am in way responsible for the next posting from the wakey branch of the Punch fan club!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:36 AM Some of us work for a living, Seany-Bear. Done 2 appointments this morning, I'll have you know! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:32 AM Deanie I am some what disapointed that it took you over half an hour to reply to my first ever posting on your Punch thread and heres me thinking you sit there all day with nothing better to do other than sit and update this!!!! And please can i make the point that i am not a closet Punch The Horse fan i did indeed come out of the closet some time ago now and i am a loud and proud fan!!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The DeanMeister Date: 18 Jun 03 - 05:10 AM Oh no....one of my colleagues has discovered the cat....!! Bog off, McGrath. Or we'll burst into spontaneous song..."Oh Mrs McGrath, the sergeant said, would you like to make a soldier out of your son Ted...." I suppose the consolation is that Mr McGrath is, in fact, a closet Punch The Horse fan. Hey, it's nearly the weekend!!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,The Bear Date: 18 Jun 03 - 04:29 AM Morning all and Deanie if your out there get off here and get some work done! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 17 Jun 03 - 12:09 PM heloo,norreen,that,ant,eater,picture,looks,really,scary. I,wouldent,go,to,any,place,whee,one,of,them,was,loose! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:50 AM yep 18 pages for 3 posts! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:11 AM He could always write like this and we could still read it but it would take up a lot more space |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 17 Jun 03 - 10:06 AM His keyboard is busted and he has to hit it very hard. Sweetfireifhedidn'tputcommasitwouldbeveryhardtoreadjustlikethisbitisunderstand? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 17 Jun 03 - 07:05 AM Oh, and john could you please explain as to why you continuly (is that spelt righ?) put commas between each and every word?????? No wonder the ants won't go away if they can't read your sign!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: sweetfire Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:56 AM Thanx Raggy, yes a nice soft fizzy drink would be nice, but why belated? my b.day tomorrow, i've got some cards already, im excited now.... Wahey that's real good noren, how did you do it??? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:48 AM I prefer the sloth who ...usually spends the whole time hanging and sleeping. Happy Birthday for tomorrow,
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:41 AM jOhn, I hope you put the sign low down on your door or the ants won't be able to see it. Perhaps a picture of an anteater might be more effective, in case the ants can't read? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:18 AM Sweetfire Happy Belated Birthday greetings, if you find Mick McGarry at the weekend you'll probably have found me too. I'll put a drink in for you, (soft one, you're not old enough for alcofrol) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Raggytash Date: 17 Jun 03 - 06:16 AM John put down some brandy and some grit sand, the ants drink the brandy get violent and aggressive and then stone each other to death. Works a treat |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:32 AM PS,them,ants,are,still,here. I,put,a,big,sign,on,my,frunt,door,now= BEWARE-OF-THE-ANTEATER! 9there,isnt,really,an,anteater,here, its,a,trick) I,put,loads,of,salt,,on,my,carpit,as,well i,heard,they,dont,like,salt. And,my,microwave,is,nackered. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Noreen Date: 17 Jun 03 - 05:24 AM 009 |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:51 AM KJ-Animuls. As,smallpliers,said,I,am,a,licensed,slaughterman. So,if,you,want,any,animals,killing,just,let,me,know. I,offered,to,kill,some,of,Oaklets,cows,but,he,said,no. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 17 Jun 03 - 04:31 AM Didn't you know KJ that our jOhn is a 00, 'licenced to kill'.. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST,Jon Date: 16 Jun 03 - 08:03 PM I'll continue my policy of PTH back to MC... Sorry it's another long one but it is only plain text Posted by:The DeanMeister - 16/06/2003 11:14:33 In the absence of the 'cat, we're homeless again. So here we go again! Anybody out there with withdrawal symptoms? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 12:29:31 Hi,Pete.You,all,set,for,Friday? The,PEL,petition,is,due,to,be,presented, to,Downing,Street,anytime,now.Wonder, if,it,will,be,on,the,news. I,just,looked,at,the,Hull-Live-On-Stage, website,I,notice,they,are,plugging, Rogers,session,but,they,still,have,it,listed, for,Wednesday,even,though, its,moved,to,every,Tuesday,Ihope,nobody, has,a,wasted,journey! John Edited By Jon Freeman - 16/06/2003 12:40:59 Edited By John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:11:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:01:48 Hey ho here we go. I didn't think that we were homeless deanie, just poor lost wee souls. I've got that picture printed for you when do you want it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:05:25 HI,John. Hows,the,new,pipes? John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:08:36 morning my lovey friends only two days to go!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:12:49 HI jOhn the new pipes are fantastic, absolutely fantastic, buggers to play though I'm having to break all the bad habits I've aquired on the smallpipes. Only two days to go to what sweetfire? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:14:53 my birthday silly!!! wahey. sweet sixteen! lol -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:15:32 Beverley-Folk-Festival. What,else?...:-) John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:15:55 Hey Sweetfire you never responded to the Cheese I sent you! And I know about your birthday.... now get on with your revision! ;-) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:16:17 OH!,Have,a,good,one,then! John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:17:29 Glad you are enjoying your pipes john. is there a chance we will be hearing them in the very near future? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:18:58 I will have thenm with me in Nellie son Saturday and Sunday... But bring ear plugs! and have a great Birthday! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:20:29 oh sorry john, but thanx for sending me it anyway, i enjoyed it very much! lol i am revising...soon...maybe...in abit... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:21:34 ARe,they,Highland-Pipes,john? John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:22:27 thank you both of ya. i will do, but im hoping the real fun will be at the festival. i can't wait, haven't camped in years!!! are you two camping??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:26:46 I,will,sleep,in,my,car. If,I,can,afford,it,I,am,going,to,see Eliza,Carthy,[Ive,never,seen,her,live,yet} she,was,supposed,to,play,The-Adelphi,last,year but,had,to,cancel. I,wouldn't,mind,seeing,Chumba,Wamba,as,well,I have,just,bought,their,CD,its,really,good. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:28:41 Who's Chumba Wamba? What kinda music do they perform? God what a weird name! How about you john, what do you rekon your sleeping arrangements will be? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:35:31 You,must,have,heard,of,them! They,sang,Tubthumping,["he,drinks,a,whisky, drink,he,drinks,a,vodka,drink,etc,etc" They,made,national,news,a,couple,of,years, ago,when,one,of,them,threw,a,bucket,of, ice,cold,water,over,John,"Two-Jags"Prescott. Their,new,CD,[English,Rebel,Songs},was,released,today. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:39:36 oh god yeah now i remember! But that was the first time i've heard about one of them doing that. What happened? Did they get into big shit? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:39:58 i mean trouble -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:43:37 No,they,got,loads,of,publicity! Dan,aka,Danbert-Nobacon,was,arrested but,released,without,charge. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:44:53 john, i have to ask, why do you keep putting commas between each word? It makes makes what your saying slighty uneasy to read! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:46:11 My,keyboard,is,broken. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:kj - 16/06/2003 13:47:24 Thank God for that. I look forward to trawling through PTH threads when we're quiet on nights. Good to see you up & running, but is it going to be as crazy as the 'cat'? Anyone going to Goxhill on Wed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 13:50:57 No jOhn they aren't highland pipes they are border pipes - like a bigger version of the smallpipes but with a sound (and volume) that is closer to the highland pipes plus I can get various notes not available on the small or highland pipes like G#, C natural,E flat and F natural which can make them sound a bit middle eastern! much fun!(and of course allows me to play a broader range of music) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:54:02 Hello,Karen. I,won't,be,at,Goxhill,as,I'm,skint. I'm,only,working,part-time,at,the,minute. If,we,don;t,get,busy,soon,I,might,have to,start,killing,things,again! John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:sweetfire - 16/06/2003 13:56:43 Does your place sell pizzas john? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 13:59:45 Yes,we,have,a,website,=www.find-us.at/avenuecontinental John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:John from Hull - 16/06/2003 14:02:13 If,you,order,anything,make, sure,you,tell,them,you,are,a,student we,give,10%,discount. Tell,them,you,know,me,they,might, give,you,a,free,bag,of,chips,or,something. John -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:The DeanMeister - 16/06/2003 17:00:19 Hey dudes, the cat is back on. See ya there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:The DeanMeister - 16/06/2003 17:02:51 No its not, it's gone again!!! Grrrr. I give up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:smallpiper - 16/06/2003 17:09:22 Might be there Karen, depends on a few unusual variables! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by:kj - 16/06/2003 23:56:30 What things might you be going to kill then John? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 16 Jun 03 - 07:35 PM The hardest working band in Hull too! (at least thats what I've been tole) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jun 03 - 12:06 PM Punch-The-Horse,is,the,best,band,down,our,street! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: smallpiper Date: 16 Jun 03 - 12:00 PM hello we seem to be back (well done that man Max) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: GUEST Date: 16 Jun 03 - 11:52 AM Why thank you, Auntie Karen! Will go mix up a brew when I get home. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread From: KJ Date: 13 Jun 03 - 04:04 AM Pete, how's the thumb? Here you go, some oils good for muscle/joint pain: Clary Sage Chamomile Eucalyptus Valerian Lavender Thyme Blend 5-6 drops of oil with 10mls of carrier oil (grapeseed is the most commonly used) & massage in. Or very soothing for muscle/joint pain.Make a compress by adding 2 drops of essential oil to 200ml of either hot or cold water, fold a natural piece of fabric such as cotton into several layers, soak in the solution, squeeze out the excess then lay over the affected area for at least an hour, resoaking at intervals. Give it a try, you never know! |
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