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Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Ur mom Date: 06 Jan 22 - 01:00 AM I hate you You hate me Let's make up and kill Barney With a big hammer, whacked him in the head Instead of purple now he's red. I hate you You hate me Let's go out to eat Barney With a knife and a fork He'll make yummy pork No more dumb fat dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,bob Date: 19 Dec 19 - 01:19 PM I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney, with a shotgun bang bang body on the floor, no more purple dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 07 Apr 18 - 08:55 PM I hate you you hate me now let's go gang up and kill Barney with an S 44 let's go bang on his door and shoot that dumbass dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 07 Apr 18 - 08:10 PM Here's one I love you you love me Barney gave me STDs A and it's called HIV he wanted me now I have them don't you wish you could kill Barney |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 25 Sep 16 - 05:34 AM I hate you, you hate me Barney gives us HIV So I kicked him in the balls And I kicked him in the head Now that purple gaylord's DEAD! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 25 Sep 16 - 05:32 AM I hate Barney, Barney hates me So I tied him to a tree With a baseball bat and a hammer and a saw No more purple dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Anon Date: 22 Jun 16 - 06:03 PM I love you You love me Barney groomed me sexually It started with a kiss but then he wanted more Now my ass is really sore |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Creature Date: 03 Feb 14 - 07:39 AM I hate you, You hate me, Let's make up and kill Dipsy, With 20 bullets to his head, Go tell Lala Dipsy's dead. Lala cried, Dipsy died, Po committed suicide. Tinky-Winky crashed a plane, The Teletubbies are insane!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,An Aussie Date: 07 Nov 12 - 01:53 AM This one my friend made up. Not all that good, but it flows. I hate Po, Po hates me, Tinky Winky shot Dipsy, with a BANG BANG gun, and shot him in the head, don't tell Lala Dipsies dead. Lala cried, Dipsie died, Po committed suicide, Tinky Winky did the same, Teletubbies are insane! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Parody lover Date: 04 Nov 12 - 03:24 AM tis ones the full telytubbies parody soong... I hate you, You hate me Tinky-Winky killed dipsy with a 44 rifle and shot him in the head. go tell lala Dipsies dead. Lala cried as she died Po comited suicide Tinky-Winky did the same TELYTUBBIES ARE INSANE!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: JohnInKansas Date: 26 Apr 12 - 06:36 AM For the ancient and wise only - When Windows 95 appeared (seems like centuries ago) a new feature was the ability to change the bleeps and burps associated with things your computer did. There was also a small utility allowing you to splice sound clips together to exercise your creative inclinations. Popularity of the little kit exploded briefly about the time Win98 appeared, when some people got a set of "clips" not too widely distributed, but rumored to have come from a lunatic band of microserfs, that included: [voice of Barney] I love you, You love me, We're a ... [Sound of machine gun] [Voice of Bones] "He's dead, Jim!" (a classic cliche, for those who remember) [Voice of Jim (the fat boy?)] "You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet." (Or something like that) John |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Freddy Kruger Date: 25 Apr 12 - 10:34 PM My own version is: I hate you You hate me Let's go on a killing spree I'll get the shotgun You get the knife Now let's go end Barneys life! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Yo Mamma Date: 18 Apr 12 - 03:33 PM I love you, you love me we're a happy family. with a bed, and |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 05 Apr 12 - 07:09 AM I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barney, with an M-16, and shoot him to the floor, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSOUR |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,coolguy12 Date: 03 Apr 12 - 09:12 AM I hate you You hate me Let's get together to kill Barney With a rifle in my hand and a bullet through his head Celebrate that Barney's dead! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,guest Date: 15 Mar 12 - 01:56 PM I love you you love me lets get together and kill Dipsey with a hammer and a saw and a whack around the head sorry Lala Dipsey's dead |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,random person Date: 01 Sep 11 - 05:49 PM I hate him,he hates me,let's kill that purple freak,with a kick and a punch and a bullet in his head no more purple freak alive! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Guest Date: 14 Aug 11 - 03:19 AM I hate Barney Barney hates me Tinky winky gota pee with a big BANG put a bullet through a head don't tell La La Dipseys dead La La cried then she died po committed suicide Tinky winky died the same TELETUBBIES ARE INSANE!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 10 Jun 11 - 03:53 PM i love you, you love me, barney gave me H.I.V, so i kicked him in the balls, and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 05 May 11 - 09:43 AM I love slags, slags love me, i did barney behind a tree, tell your girlfriend your dead, because your a knob head!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,BT Date: 22 Feb 11 - 12:52 PM I hate you, you hate me, Let's get together and kill Barney, With a knife in his back and a bullet in his head, Sorry Children, Barney's dead! Lool :D I love Barney, Barney loves me, Barney gave me HIV, I gave him a hug, but he wanted more, I got raped by a dinosaur! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 13 Dec 10 - 12:54 PM i love you you love me barney gave me HIV it started with a kiss but barney more i got raped by a purple dinosaur!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,GRR Date: 13 Dec 10 - 11:48 AM I Love you you love me let's get together annd kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4 by 4 nomore purple dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Beth!!! Date: 07 Dec 10 - 03:05 PM |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 08 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM i hate u u hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now that purple bastards dead i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a shot gun BANG BANG barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur sorry kids no more fun i shot barney up the bum with a big fat shotgun and bullets through his head the purple dino is now dead to jingle bells: jingle bells, jingle bells santa claus is dead rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head HEY! barbie doll barbie doll tried to save his life teddy bear, teddy bear stabbed her with a knife |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 15 Sep 10 - 03:12 PM i hate you you hate me barny taught me p.e and a bat and a ball and a little bit more i got trained by a dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,ninja Date: 03 Sep 10 - 10:37 PM i hate barney,he raped me,and he gave me HIV, he through me on the bed and then he locked the door, what a horny dinosaur! I hate barney, he raped me, and he gave me HIV, so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 18 Aug 10 - 05:25 PM me and my friends upgraded the hiv oe to a nicer version I love you , You love me barney ave me hiv it started with a hug but then he wanted more now i have aids and i am only four |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,just me Date: 04 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM I Hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney shoot him in the head and kick him in the balls Teletubbies will go LOLZ |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,annonnommouus Date: 12 Jun 10 - 04:37 PM THIS IS HOW IT GOES : I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME BARNEY GAVE ME HIV HE THREW ME ON THE BED AND LOCKED THE DOOR WHAT A HORNY DINSAUR. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Bill D Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:59 AM There's no end to creativity, is there? |
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Subject: teletubbie song From: GUEST,me Date: 12 Jun 10 - 09:20 AM Lala cried Dipsy died Po committed suicide Tinkie Winkie crashed a plane Teletubbies are insane |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Shana Date: 07 Jun 10 - 05:52 PM i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 07 Jun 10 - 02:44 PM i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Asher$ Date: 27 May 10 - 02:36 PM I love you You love me Barney gave me HIV It started with a kiss And ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur If you want to shag me You'll have to see the purple fiend He'll kiss you up and shag you up for 4 Barney wants to f**k some more |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,awesome_one Date: 27 Apr 10 - 09:07 PM My friend and I made this one. I love you You love me Barney gave me an STD It started with a kiss And ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur! My own version. I'm a kid You are Barney Do not get 10 feet near me I swear that I'll call the cops on you If you get an inch closer. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST,Cuillin Date: 27 Apr 10 - 07:27 AM Barney Is A Dinosaur From Our Imagination And When He Comes Hes What We Call A pedophile Sensation Barneys shows Us Lots Of Things Like How To Play Pretend S'M, Voyerisim And How To rape A Friend Barney Comes To Play With Us Whenever We don't head Him Barney Can Be Your Pedo Too If You Just listen to Him! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lerapa la kasi Date: 30 Mar 10 - 04:11 AM I love u u love me blah blah blah |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,PKIF Date: 29 Mar 10 - 11:04 PM I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GANG UP AND KIL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE AND A GUN LETS SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD YIPY YIPY BARNEYS DEAD |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,maddy Date: 26 Mar 10 - 11:50 PM I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LET'S GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A ONE SHOT TWO SHOT THREE SHOT 4 NO MORE PURPLE DINOSUR |
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Subject: Barney is dead From: GUEST,Kallie Date: 22 Mar 10 - 08:26 PM I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun we'll put a bullet in his head then Barney will be all dead I love you you love let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun he'll end up on the floor and we'll laugh until we cry |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,qesi. Date: 20 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM I-hate-you, You-hate-me, I-tied-Santa-to-a-tree, With-an-M16-I-shot-him-in-the-head, Sorry-KIDS-but-Santa's-dead. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: LadyJean Date: 20 Mar 10 - 12:12 AM Courtesy of a young lady who used to sing this at Pensic: This old man he played one. He shot Barney with a gun, with anick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone. Barney goes a rolling home. This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through. This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree. This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door. This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive. This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx. This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven. This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate. This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line. This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den. And from Jo. Sherman's Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts I love you. You love me. Barney has got HIV Barney jumped Baby Bop just one time. That's called rape and it's a crime. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lalala girl Date: 19 Mar 10 - 12:08 AM I love you You love me Barney gave me HIV It started on the bed Then itmoved to the floor I got raped by a dinosaur! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 13 Mar 10 - 12:10 PM Itsss I love you, you love me We tied dipsy to a tree; Tinky winky came along and shot him in the head Sorry lala dispys dead. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,me Date: 11 Mar 10 - 09:42 PM i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me H.I.V, it started with a hug but barney wanted more, stupid purple dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,xxnight_tigerxx Date: 01 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM hey guys i made several ones up i hope you like them ~i hate you you hate me why is barney on his knee with a long as whip and a shiny metal gun WOAH THAT LOOKS LIKE A TON OF FUN ~I hate you you hate me together we will slash barney with a peice of glass then shove it up his ass yay! barnies dead atlast ~ i hate you you hate me did you know barney fucked me with a hug then a kiss then a giant OH NO YOU JUST KILLED THE PURPLE HOBO |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM To:GUEST Seth in in Olmpia
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,seth in Olympia Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM one more thing about Barney: greatest toilet trainer EVAH! My daughter promised her daughter some Barney underwear if she could learn use the toilet/ Granddaughter trained herself in about fifteen minutes. Later we went to a public celebration in a park, and she flashed everyone she could see with those rockin' panties. I think that she would have pulled a steam locomotive across the park with a rope in her teeth to get 'em. So, whoever came up with "Barney", thanks for that! seth from Olympia |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,seth in Olympia Date: 08 Dec 09 - 10:40 AM All my grand kids and kids of a particular generation(born after 1987) just couldn't get enough of Mr. B when they were toddlers. Whatever they are sending out,those kids were in LUV with Barney. Later,they completely rejected Barney and the idea that they loved that show was a source of great shame and distress. My daughter (now twenty-five) said " It's all about toilet training and other early childhood stuff. Barney helps you through that time. No kid in first or second grade wants to be be reminded of what a short time has passed from toddler to to first grade." All my 5 kids are adopted. When asked in first grade how Barney, a transgendered T-rex ,could have a sister who is a completely different species, my daughter announced to her classmates " There all adopted!" Barney, and everything connected with Mr. B. is a regular topic of conversation at my house. I grew up with a ventriloquist on the radio, so what do I know? seth |
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