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Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Ruby Date: 11 Aug 09 - 02:27 AM i love you you love me lets gay up on bar-na-ey with a shot gun bang bang barneys on the floor no moor stupid dinisaw |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Forrest Devol Date: 15 Aug 09 - 03:46 AM god damn these suck ass. you give me hiv you sonomabitch, and i will rape your children. ima beat your ass you goddamn purple hermaphrodite or my name isnt forrest Yancy Devol. i gots one for you sons of bitches... I Love You You Love Me Forrest Just Raped Bar-ney With A Slap And A Yelp And A Sore Ass Hole Forrests' Pecker Barney Will Blow!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,joe mark anthony mello Date: 15 Aug 09 - 03:53 AM I don't know what the hell is wrong with you guys man, I love barney y'all need to grow up man, I'm gonna show you how I feel about barney man I love him he loves me barney took my virginity with a wince and yelp i took his purple cock now i'm in love with Bar-ney |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Max Bates Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:05 AM I Hate Forrest Forrest Loves Me Lets Give Forrest Herpes With My Foot Up His Ass And My 9 To His Head Max Just Made Forrests' Register Turn Red Fuck You Forrest! You Gave Me HIV you gray haired, moustached, medium rare steak eatin, panty wearing Fagot ass bitch?!?!?!?! ITS OVER!!! YOURE DEAD AND YOURE FIRED!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lacy Capes Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:11 AM I Love You You Love Me Barney ate my Roast Beef With a side of curly fries and a fresh Cream Pie Barney Made Me fuckin Cry I have a pussy that looks like Arbys Roast Beef and Barney ate it then came in my pussy and made me cry cuz he got me pregnant. at least barney had a big dick and not a little pinky pecker like Joe Mello. god it was soo small! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Joe Offer Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:14 AM If I were Barney, I'd be afraid. I'd be very afraid... |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,billy Date: 21 Aug 09 - 08:41 AM I love barney he's a great big fag like me, I way about 300 lbs like him, me and barney are soul mates |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Bill D Date: 29 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM So...what IS folk, anyway? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 01 Sep 09 - 06:09 PM OMG! Leave Barney alone! >:( You abuse him too much. Oh, by the way ... he's my mate. >:) A very good one ... unlike yous! - Loopeehhh, P.S. Nice songs x] Bye?! xx |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: and e Date: 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM The earliest I have found for a variant of this rhyme is 1964 Ten vital Jewish issues - Page 155 by William Berkowitz - History - 1964 - 268 pages The variant is "I love you, you love me, we are all one happy family." There is no indication that this is sung. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 03 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM The rhyme "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" is documented as being sung in Mel Torme's 1974 biographical book _The Other Side of the Rainbow_. See here: The Other Side of the Rainbow: With Judy Garland on the Dawn Patrol - Page 148 by Mel Tormé - Music - 1974 - 241 pages She was entranced by the theme song, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family ..." Every once in a while Jessi would sing along: ". . . owe you . ... No tune is indicated. Date of the song being sung is not decernable from the snippet. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM The Mel Torme book discusses the Judy Garland show which aired 1963 to 1964. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Azizi Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM Thank you, and e - 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM, GUEST 03 Sep 09 - 01:07, and GUEST 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM for your comments. The information that you posted is interesting from a folkloric standpoint. It's probably unlikely that there can be an unmoderated online folkloric discussion about Barney and his "I Love You" song without people posting bawdy parodies of that song. ** For the record (no pun intended), Barney's "I Love You" song uses the "This Old Man" (Knick-Knack Paddywhack) tune. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Azizi Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:38 AM Here's some information about "Barney & His Friends" for those who may not be familiar with this television show/character: "Barney is a big purple Tyrannosaurus Rex with human-like qualities and abilities whom preschoolers love and some parents tend to merely tolerate. Barney promotes learning through his completely optimistic attitude and loving nature, cavorting about singing children's songs on a U. S. children's show, Barney & Friends. Children find Barney lovable, friendly and accepting. He made his television debut on PBS in 1992 in the children's television show titled "Barney & Friends". The character is tremendously popular among preschool children, entertaining with song and lessons in kindness. Originally airing in 1987, the Barney and Friends television show was aimed directly at the pre-school audience... Barney's best-known song is the much-spoofed sing along "I Love You, You Love Me," which epitomizes the show's simple, gentle approach." http://wikiparenting.parentsconnect.com/wiki/Barney_And_Friends ** Here's a link to a YouTube video of Barney singing "I Love You": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo ** Here's an excerpt of the spoken introduction that Barney gave before sining that "I Love You" song: "Big or little, you're all wonderful just the way you are." |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Azizi Date: 04 Sep 09 - 10:26 AM Why do people hate Barney so much? Since the "Barney & Friends: show focuses on pre-school age children, one reason that older children could have for rejecting Barney is to demonstrate that they are older and therefore are far beyond such childish programming. But the viewer comments for YouTube videos such as this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo as well as the parodies of Barney's "I Love You" song on this discussion thread document that there's much more going on here than older children proving that they have outgrown Barney. I admit that I actually read all of the 2,170 comments to date for that "I Love You" video. What I find most troubling to me was that so many people who loved to hate Barney indicated that he is gay and/or that he is a pedophile. Unfortunately, it appears that a number of people making those assertions inaccurately still connect being homosexual with being a pedophile. In my opinion, these aseertions about Barney the dinosaur being gay and Barney the dinosaur being a pedophile being coupled with the "Let's kill Barney" meme can have very dangerous consequences. This is particularly worrisome in light of the increases in physical attacks on homosexuals and lesbians worldwide that have been reported for decades. I'm not sure what if anything can be done about these Barney parodies and what if anything can be done about the venom directed towards Barney the purple dinosuar. Actually, I don't give a fig about the Barney character. My concern is directed to those who haters of Barney the dinosour might target in the real world. For what it's worth, I strongly believe that people should be more aware of the possible implications and the possible consequences of this "I love to hate Barney the purple dinosaur" phenomenon. Azizi Powell |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,rylane Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM A B C D E F G WHY IS BARNEY ON TV STICK A RIFLE UP HIS NOSE PULL THE TRIGGER THERE IT GOES PENCIL PENCIL IN HIS EYE OH MY GOD BARNIE DIED |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 23 Sep 09 - 02:13 AM I hate you, you hate me, lets make up and kill dispey, with 20 bullets in his head, sorry lala, dipseys dead. lala cried, lala died, po just commited suicide, tinky winky crashed the plane, Teletubbies are insane !! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,The Chosen One Date: 20 Oct 09 - 06:38 AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! I HAVE ONE ! ! I Love You ! ! You Love Me ! ! Let's Go Out And Kill Barney ! ! With A Big Shotgun ! ! Shoot Barney On The Floor ! ! No More Purple Dinosaur ! ! ! ! ! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,betty b Date: 29 Oct 09 - 11:20 PM I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME I STUCK BARNEY UP A TREE WITH A BING BANG GUN I SHOT HIM THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,LoLoL Date: 05 Nov 09 - 10:55 AM I hate you You hate me Let's get together And kill Barney With a great big Gun And a Bullet in his Head Now we know that Barney's dead -LoLoLoL- |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST,angelzroxz Date: 06 Nov 09 - 04:17 AM My Fav: I Love You You Love Me Barney Gave Me H.I.V So I Kicked Him In The Balls And I Shot Him In The Head Now The Purple Bastards Dead! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,GUEST Date: 25 Nov 09 - 06:14 PM I hate you,hate me lets team up and kill barney with with a big fat knife and a bullet in his head...sorry kids but barneys dead extra:(Main theme of barney) Barney is a dinosaur that's in my imagination..very fat and full of crap that's in his dino nation. everyday he comes to play.but i do not like it.he will rape me day and night if i do not fight it! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 05 Dec 09 - 06:35 AM i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Becky Date: 07 Dec 09 - 02:19 PM This version was popular when I was in middle school (1991-1994): I love you You love me Now we both have HIV You threw up And I got sick All because I sucked your dick! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,seth in Olympia Date: 08 Dec 09 - 10:40 AM All my grand kids and kids of a particular generation(born after 1987) just couldn't get enough of Mr. B when they were toddlers. Whatever they are sending out,those kids were in LUV with Barney. Later,they completely rejected Barney and the idea that they loved that show was a source of great shame and distress. My daughter (now twenty-five) said " It's all about toilet training and other early childhood stuff. Barney helps you through that time. No kid in first or second grade wants to be be reminded of what a short time has passed from toddler to to first grade." All my 5 kids are adopted. When asked in first grade how Barney, a transgendered T-rex ,could have a sister who is a completely different species, my daughter announced to her classmates " There all adopted!" Barney, and everything connected with Mr. B. is a regular topic of conversation at my house. I grew up with a ventriloquist on the radio, so what do I know? seth |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,seth in Olympia Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM one more thing about Barney: greatest toilet trainer EVAH! My daughter promised her daughter some Barney underwear if she could learn use the toilet/ Granddaughter trained herself in about fifteen minutes. Later we went to a public celebration in a park, and she flashed everyone she could see with those rockin' panties. I think that she would have pulled a steam locomotive across the park with a rope in her teeth to get 'em. So, whoever came up with "Barney", thanks for that! seth from Olympia |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM To:GUEST Seth in in Olmpia
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You From: GUEST,xxnight_tigerxx Date: 01 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM hey guys i made several ones up i hope you like them ~i hate you you hate me why is barney on his knee with a long as whip and a shiny metal gun WOAH THAT LOOKS LIKE A TON OF FUN ~I hate you you hate me together we will slash barney with a peice of glass then shove it up his ass yay! barnies dead atlast ~ i hate you you hate me did you know barney fucked me with a hug then a kiss then a giant OH NO YOU JUST KILLED THE PURPLE HOBO |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,me Date: 11 Mar 10 - 09:42 PM i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me H.I.V, it started with a hug but barney wanted more, stupid purple dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 13 Mar 10 - 12:10 PM Itsss I love you, you love me We tied dipsy to a tree; Tinky winky came along and shot him in the head Sorry lala dispys dead. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lalala girl Date: 19 Mar 10 - 12:08 AM I love you You love me Barney gave me HIV It started on the bed Then itmoved to the floor I got raped by a dinosaur! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: LadyJean Date: 20 Mar 10 - 12:12 AM Courtesy of a young lady who used to sing this at Pensic: This old man he played one. He shot Barney with a gun, with anick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone. Barney goes a rolling home. This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through. This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree. This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door. This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive. This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx. This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven. This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate. This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line. This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den. And from Jo. Sherman's Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts I love you. You love me. Barney has got HIV Barney jumped Baby Bop just one time. That's called rape and it's a crime. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,qesi. Date: 20 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM I-hate-you, You-hate-me, I-tied-Santa-to-a-tree, With-an-M16-I-shot-him-in-the-head, Sorry-KIDS-but-Santa's-dead. |
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Subject: Barney is dead From: GUEST,Kallie Date: 22 Mar 10 - 08:26 PM I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun we'll put a bullet in his head then Barney will be all dead I love you you love let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun he'll end up on the floor and we'll laugh until we cry |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,maddy Date: 26 Mar 10 - 11:50 PM I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LET'S GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A ONE SHOT TWO SHOT THREE SHOT 4 NO MORE PURPLE DINOSUR |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,PKIF Date: 29 Mar 10 - 11:04 PM I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GANG UP AND KIL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE AND A GUN LETS SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD YIPY YIPY BARNEYS DEAD |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Lerapa la kasi Date: 30 Mar 10 - 04:11 AM I love u u love me blah blah blah |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod From: GUEST,Cuillin Date: 27 Apr 10 - 07:27 AM Barney Is A Dinosaur From Our Imagination And When He Comes Hes What We Call A pedophile Sensation Barneys shows Us Lots Of Things Like How To Play Pretend S'M, Voyerisim And How To rape A Friend Barney Comes To Play With Us Whenever We don't head Him Barney Can Be Your Pedo Too If You Just listen to Him! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,awesome_one Date: 27 Apr 10 - 09:07 PM My friend and I made this one. I love you You love me Barney gave me an STD It started with a kiss And ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur! My own version. I'm a kid You are Barney Do not get 10 feet near me I swear that I'll call the cops on you If you get an inch closer. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Asher$ Date: 27 May 10 - 02:36 PM I love you You love me Barney gave me HIV It started with a kiss And ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur If you want to shag me You'll have to see the purple fiend He'll kiss you up and shag you up for 4 Barney wants to f**k some more |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 07 Jun 10 - 02:44 PM i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,Shana Date: 07 Jun 10 - 05:52 PM i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead |
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Subject: teletubbie song From: GUEST,me Date: 12 Jun 10 - 09:20 AM Lala cried Dipsy died Po committed suicide Tinkie Winkie crashed a plane Teletubbies are insane |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: Bill D Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:59 AM There's no end to creativity, is there? |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,annonnommouus Date: 12 Jun 10 - 04:37 PM THIS IS HOW IT GOES : I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME BARNEY GAVE ME HIV HE THREW ME ON THE BED AND LOCKED THE DOOR WHAT A HORNY DINSAUR. |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,just me Date: 04 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM I Hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney shoot him in the head and kick him in the balls Teletubbies will go LOLZ |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 18 Aug 10 - 05:25 PM me and my friends upgraded the hiv oe to a nicer version I love you , You love me barney ave me hiv it started with a hug but then he wanted more now i have aids and i am only four |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST,ninja Date: 03 Sep 10 - 10:37 PM i hate barney,he raped me,and he gave me HIV, he through me on the bed and then he locked the door, what a horny dinosaur! I hate barney, he raped me, and he gave me HIV, so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead!!! |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 15 Sep 10 - 03:12 PM i hate you you hate me barny taught me p.e and a bat and a ball and a little bit more i got trained by a dinosaur |
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies) From: GUEST Date: 08 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM i hate u u hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now that purple bastards dead i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barney with a shot gun BANG BANG barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur sorry kids no more fun i shot barney up the bum with a big fat shotgun and bullets through his head the purple dino is now dead to jingle bells: jingle bells, jingle bells santa claus is dead rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head HEY! barbie doll barbie doll tried to save his life teddy bear, teddy bear stabbed her with a knife |
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