Subject: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 20 Jul 03 - 06:03 AM Mike and I spent yesterday at the finals of the new Twenty 20 cricket competition at Trent Bridge. Not real cricket for the purists but lots of fun, over 800 runs in the day, (mostly in boundaries),plenty of wickets, superb fielding and generally very entertaining. The idea is to sell the game to young people. So, they had music in the interval. Half an hour of Atomic Kitten gyrating seductively as they sang along to a recorded backing track did nothing for me! (Mike couldn't get close enough to see - that was all he was interested in!) What a shame they couldn't have some quality live music. I'll be on to the ECB directly. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 20 Jul 03 - 12:40 PM The whole point of cricket is it goes on in the background so you can eat and drink and chat or sleep, and it doesn't interfere. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: John Hindsill Date: 21 Jul 03 - 12:23 AM During trips to Britain and the Continent, I have watched Cricket matches on the tube whilst my wife was doing womanly things in preparation for the day or evening. For the life of me I cannot yet figure out the rules to the game. I have even read the basic rules, but it didn't help. No wonder Abner Doubleday invented baseball (if he really did)! Scores of 800 are nearly impossible in baseball. BG. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Trevor Date: 21 Jul 03 - 04:28 AM Cricket matches on the tube - bit dodgy getting the ball back isn't it? Mind you, the excitement factor would be even greater than 20 20. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Trevor Date: 21 Jul 03 - 04:30 AM John, does this help? You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he is out. When they are all out, the side that's been out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out, he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who are all out all the time, and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 21 Jul 03 - 06:20 AM Soccer, typically you get games without any score at all, or with just one or two goals. Cricket you get scores in the hundreds. Just goes to show that high scores don't necessarily mean a livelier kind of game. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Bassic Date: 21 Jul 03 - 06:29 AM Trevor, you been reading "Tea Towels" again? *grin* |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 21 Jul 03 - 07:23 AM I've got the same tea towel! The 800+ runs were over three games - two semi-finals and the final. I must say I found it easier to understand than the World Pool matches I left the video to record! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST Date: 21 Jul 03 - 07:54 AM When I grow old I shall wear purple..........! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 21 Jul 03 - 08:01 AM I must admit to having my doubts about the 20 over game as it seems to me that our players need more practice at staying in the crease rather than at taking risks and possibly throwing away wickets. On the other hand, I can imagine it could be exciting to watch and if it really does attract youngsters to the game, that has to be a good thing. I followed the score cards from time to time during the day of the semis and the final. I don't know what it was like watching it but from my "view", it seemed like the final was a bit of an anti-climax with Surrey winning far too easily. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Rapparee Date: 21 Jul 03 - 08:21 AM A cricket will eat holes in your clothes and can tell you the temperature by the number of chirps it makes (up to a point). Wicket is what a bad person is: Hitler was really wicket. Over is what is best about cricket matches. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: gnu Date: 21 Jul 03 - 08:58 AM I have watched a few games with great interest since I got a new sports channel a couple of months ago. I've got the scoring of runs down and I think I know how a batsman can be relieved. Other than that, I am at a loss. However, I must say that the Fox Sports World channel doesn't "do" anything for the game... at the end of the matches I watched I learned that I was watching taped games, from 1998 ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:39 AM Jon,Surrey won the final because they bowled Warwickshire out and kept the runs down with great fielding. It feels odd for me, a Notts supporter (somebody has to be) standing up for a southern team! Gnu, I think a batsman would be relieved if he saw me preparing to bowl at him but I'm sure that there are many other reasons! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Trevor Date: 21 Jul 03 - 10:39 AM Apparently, most batsmen are pretty enthusiastic about being relieved. Could explain England's success with the bat in recent years. And there was me thinking that the sound of leather against willow was Nasser Hussain kicking a tree! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Bev and Jerry Date: 22 Jul 03 - 01:03 AM As Amerians we found this site useful. Bev and Jerry |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Teribus Date: 22 Jul 03 - 06:47 AM Most complete game ever devised by man. With regard to Test Matches it calls on the greatest variety of skills from agronomy, through meteorology to athleticism in terms of endurance and stamina, excellent hand-eye co-ordination and the required turn of speed of an olympic sprinter. Tests are incredibly difficult to win - the number of ways in which a match that appears to be a foregone conclusion can be played to a draw is astounding. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: gnu Date: 22 Jul 03 - 08:03 AM Bev and Jerry... excellent ! Thanks. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Jul 03 - 08:17 AM The straw boaters, the striped jackets, the white flannels, the long dresses and large hats, the lemonade, the petit fours, the gentlemen in their uniforms with those small caps, the carriages with the matched pairs of grays, the cries of "Good Oh!" and "Out!", the long warm summer days, and in the background the punts on the Cam...God! I love cricket! Nobody alive really understands it, of course, but then again, nobody really understands American football, Gaelic football, hurling, hockey, or croquet. Now, for a real sport, try quidditch. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Rapparee Date: 22 Jul 03 - 08:57 AM Ah, quidditch! The REAL sport of sports!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 22 Jul 03 - 09:07 AM Lots of comments about the cricket but none about Atomic Kitten and the parlous state of Live Music today! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 22 Jul 03 - 09:10 AM Sooz, I deliberately stayed out of that bit... I've no time for them and hope that sort of crap doesn't become part of going to a cricket match! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 22 Jul 03 - 10:42 AM Thinking again, Sooz... I really don't like the idea of any music promoting cricket at all. Maybe I'm odd but during the break I'd much rather see a few sets of stumps on the outfield and kids getting to try thier hands... |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 22 Jul 03 - 11:30 AM I agree Jon, but they are trying to lure in the crowds! At Trent Bridge we are used to seeing kids playing on the outfield during the lunch interval of Test matches. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Ed. Date: 22 Jul 03 - 01:03 PM I'm a bit of a traditionalist as far as cricket is concerned as well. I did go to a couple of the Twenty 20 group games at Old Trafford, and have to say I enjoyed myself a lot. Due to work and other commitments, I don't get a chance to go to many games, so being able to finish work, watch some exciting play, have a couple of beers and still be home for 9pm was a hit with me. (Seeing Shoaib Akhtar square cut for six was worth the entry price of one game alone) Jon, you'll be pleased to know that during the (albeit short) innings break kids played on the outfield, a great many of them at that. I do wish they'd lose "Another one bites the dust" whenever a wicket falls, though. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Walking Eagle Date: 22 Jul 03 - 04:32 PM So Trev...who's on First? |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 23 Jul 03 - 06:14 AM Just thought I would throw (sorry bowl) this one in.... Cricket Lovers by Bernard Carney Be my cricket momma I'll be your cricket bloke Drive me hard through the covers with a well timed stroke I don't want no leg glance or no short pitched chat To show me how you swing your bat We'd be some partnership no one-day match You my wicket maiden I your easy catch Your leather on my willow would be my reward I need to get some runs on your board Lets not talk of sundries Cos when they total up our score I'll be your easy single If you'll be my leg before We'd know no boundaries we'd have wickets in hand I'll even introduce you to the members stand Don't want no Test Match or no Sheffield Shield Just show me how you place your field With your deep fine leg and your extra point Our runs will never cease I won't be daring to think about declaring Til I've got you in my crease So when the light is fading or the rain stops play I'll be your night watchmen any old day So let's be cricket lovers now the seasons here We'll maybe make it last all year Come on and make it last all year |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Dave Bryant Date: 23 Jul 03 - 07:05 AM What about the Kipper Family song "The Cricket Match" ? Has anyone got the words ? It doesn't appear to be in this thread of their songs. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,John Gray in Oz Date: 23 Jul 03 - 11:30 AM Lack of detailed data in English historical records have led to two theories as to why the English decided to colonise Australia. One is that it was to establish a military base as a check to French expansionism in the Pacific and the other is that it was a dumping ground for convicts. Well, neither is right, and the lack of records is because the Lords of the Admiralty could only give the real reason verbally to Cook. "Look, James old boy, get yourself down into that southern ocean, where its summer in our winter, and find somewhere to lay out decent cricket pitch so we've got somewhere to send our team in our off season. Take Joseph Banks with you to get some soil samples so we can come up with a wicket that has got a green top, on the first few days, so the fast bowlers can make merry, cracking up on the last couple of days to assist the spinners. And do it before those blasted Frogs get down there and turn everything into a vineyard." Cook carried out his orders and discovered the cricket Mecca of the world. Then they had to ship down oodles of convicts ( well noted bonkers ) to breed like buggery to build up an "audience" for the English team to perform before. So there you have it, our nation was created for the love of cricket! Howzat. John Gray / FME |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: LadyJean Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:31 AM My friend Badger (Who once played cricket) I used to love playing the Australians, they always got drunk after the match. My friend Sherry (Who once kept score for her husband, Shridhar's cricket team.) They only got drunk AFTER the match! Cricket is a lot of fun if you use waterballoons. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Rapparee Date: 24 Jul 03 - 08:26 AM In 1937, the Reverend T. McVittie, Moderator of the Sydney Presbytery, said, "If Christ came to Sydney today He would be on 'the Hill' at cricket matches driving home the lessons of the game. "One can imagine Christ reminding the crowd that Satan was the deadliest and most determined googley bowler of all time." Indeed one can, should one happen to know what a "googley bowler" is or was. I myself feel that it must be some sort of hat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Johnny The Bee Date: 24 Jul 03 - 08:59 AM Going back to the transatlantic thing, Americans had to invent baseball because they have such a short attention span. They can't concentrate any longer than it takes some prat in badly-designed trousers to throw a large white ball at another prat in badly-designed trousers three times, and for him to miss the ball with his cudgel amost every time. And even when the prat with the cudgel (they call him the batter and the chap chucking the ball the pitcher - I thought batter was what you make yorkshire puddin's from, and a pitcher's a water-jug?) does manage by some odd chance to make contact with the ball, it's a bloody great swipe and the ball flies off in any direction. Try a leg-glance or a reverse-sweep with a baseball bat - can't be done! No, cricket's the thinking man's baseball, and there ain't many thinking Yanks - look at the President they managed to elect for themselves! Incidentally Sooz, your rendition of Berbnard's 'Cricket Lovers' is exquisite - I larf every time! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 24 Jul 03 - 09:00 AM A googly is a ball bowled by a right arm wrist-spin bowler - tecnically an off break with an apparent leg break action. (As opposed to a chinaman which is the left arm equivalent.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Les from Hull Date: 24 Jul 03 - 09:13 AM Actually in Yorkshire we say batter both for the bloke with the bat and the pudding. I think that cricket is loved in England because it is the one game that is most affected by weather - wind direction and strength, humidity, cloud cover, rain, bad light. And you know our fascination with the weather! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 24 Jul 03 - 09:23 AM I invested about £40 in a tv card for my pc a couple of weeks ago. This is really great - I'm watching the test in a small window on the computer while typing this. SA 170-0 |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Johnny The Bee Date: 24 Jul 03 - 12:14 PM Heaven! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: ard mhacha Date: 24 Jul 03 - 01:01 PM A very appropiate thread heading, anyone but England, latest score South Africa 398 for 1. Ard Mhacha. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 24 Jul 03 - 01:32 PM hmmmmmmm....it might rain tomorrow |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Johnny the Bee Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:31 AM Yep, it is doing. Sing 'Cricket Lovers' for me tonite Sooz? JB |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: ard mhacha Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:33 AM Yes Sooz, spot on, it`s pouring down,England`s best player to the rescue.Ard Mhacha. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 25 Jul 03 - 07:52 AM I am indeed a prophet! |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: gnu Date: 26 Jul 03 - 05:54 AM Speaking of shitting on Yankee baseball, ever notice how stunned the coach looks in the team uniform ? Is there ANY other sport in which a non-playing coach dresses in full uniform ? Alas, it is most unfortunate that I have found another sport to watch on the boob tube, whilst idling my time away, but I absolutely love cricket. As for baseball, it's a good thing it's soooo boring because my cable supplies me with several games almost every day. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 26 Jul 03 - 06:11 AM At least play has started today. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM Okay.....Confession time. I too got Cricket on a sports channel and started watching. I have never been able to figure it out but it seemed to me that if I found a few websites and watched a lot of games (no matter the age, I didn't have any favorites) I'd get the general idea and maybe learn why others enjoyed it....and maybe I would myself! So I watched. And I learned. Well, sorta'.......I remember feeling sheer ecstasy when I figured out what the "crease" was. I relied a lot on the announcer to lead me and slowly some of it started to make sense. Then I was watching a match after a few weeks of tuning in several times a week, and at the beginning of the second, from the announcer's voice I sensed a moment of high drama. The moment passed and the poor guy sounded terribly sad that things hadn't gone as they might have and was seemingly berating the one team. The only problem here was that I had absolutely no idea what the moment was or why there was any drama in it. Now was the time to face some facts. The Brits are quite obviously a people of high intelligence or at least of a higher order of intelligence than I can claim. I congratulate all of you who have mastered not just the intricacies of Cricket but even the basic idea of the game. You are all a special breed of humankind to be revered by one and all. It's either that or Cricket is, beyond any shadow of a doubt and without qualification, the stupidest fucking game ever conceived and all of you who claim to enjoy it are actually clinically dead. This comes from a man who enjoys Yacht Racing, a sport once noted as akin to watching grass grow. Cricket is like watching dead grass even try to grow.....in a barren field......in August......during a drought.....with 100 degree temperatures.....underneath a layer of salt...... To all who like the game, good for you! Please have your Death Certificates validated at the courthouse. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 26 Jul 03 - 07:41 AM It's not that hard spaw! But cricket is a tactical game. You can have bowlers trying to outwit batsmen, batsmen trying to dominate a bowler. A captain with an armoury of bowlers, some who can bowl very fast, others who can spin the ball and make it turn very sharply, choices of where to put the fielders to get the best chance possibly to attack (ie take catches) or perhaps to defend (i.e. stop the other side scoring too quickly). Think of a test match as a game of chess played out by skilled athletes. Jpn |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Sooz Date: 26 Jul 03 - 11:39 AM Its raining again. |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: John MacKenzie Date: 27 Jul 03 - 04:28 AM Why do the Americans insist on calling Rounders Baseball? Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Nigel Parsons Date: 27 Jul 03 - 11:57 AM For the sake of completeness, let's not forget that the US game of Baseball seems to be based on the British, still played here in Cardiff (S.Wales). See references at: Early Bat & Ball Games Baseball, Made in Britain Nigel |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 27 Jul 03 - 12:38 PM Looks like we are heading for a draw... |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: Nigel Parsons Date: 27 Jul 03 - 12:46 PM Of course, one great advantage of cricket over baseball is the fact that it is played during the day, even on weekdays. You can take your lunchbreak, walk to an in-city pitch, watch 3/4 hours of play while sitting in the sun with a beer in your hand, then return to work. At 5pm you can leave work and go and watch another hour or two without having really missed any action in between. Nigek |
Subject: RE: BS: Anyone for cricket? From: GUEST,Jon Date: 27 Jul 03 - 01:08 PM I guess I'd part agree with that. It is rather nice that if you wish you can just sort of dip in and out of a game. A ground I used to go to was Colwyn Bay when Glamorgan came up there. It's a small ground - having a beer is fine but I never liked to take my eye off where the ball was going! I'm in Norfolk these days. My father and I sometimes debate about going down to Essex to see a first class county match. Oh and while drifting, thinking of Colwyn Bay and SA, I'm pretty sure I still have Graham Pollock's autograph somewhere from some game (Cavaliers?) in the 60s there. |