August Punch the Horse

Subject: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 05:02 AM

That fine, stately, dignified, nay August Band, Punch the Horse will continue their monthly threads here.






Just thought I'd get it in early

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 05:23 AM

You're just trying to win another prize, Raggy! You coming to the Sun Inn on Sunday? I hear on the Grapevine that phatboy is coming.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 06:50 AM

What prize does Raggy get this time...???

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: KJ
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 08:17 AM

Cheese is getting very boring.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: KJ
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 08:19 AM

Oakley has several fungal infections, any one of which would make a fine prize.All are brewing nicely.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 08:31 AM

I'll slice off a couple of globules of my special crevice brie. The summer really brings on the wonderful salty tang and musky fruitfulness. With just a hint of long-ago Brut and embedded fragments of ancient Y-front.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Noreen
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 09:03 AM

Oh Raggy, you disappoint me... another chap going off prematurely.

Or is it Oakley that's going off? That would explain the aroma.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 02:14 PM

Argh!! That's revolting Oakley!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 02:24 PM

hEloo,its,not,august,yet!
ps.=I'm,eating,some,ice-cream,really,nice
and,only,65p,from,Heron,frrozen,shop.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Jul 03 - 02:26 PM

I,might,save,the,box,and,put,things,in,it
like,money,and,stuff.its,a,good,box.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 04:00 AM

I know it's not August, thats starts on Friday but this thread is about that august band know as Punch the Horse

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 05:35 AM

Hey, who's coming to see me off on Sunday?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 06:27 AM

I might bring a German to see you off, Peter

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 07:52 AM

Clockwinder variety ?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 08:22 AM

When did they start selling frozen herons in Hull then?

Albatross! Getcher Albatross here! Stormy petrel on a stick..."

And I've still got a spare fully functional ketyboard for you here. jOHN. Just awaiting instructions on how to get it to you:-)

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 09:45 AM

I'll be coming back from London when ur sess starts to get going DM, but i hope you all enjoy yourselves..!! I'm sure it will be one of the best...

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 10:45 AM

Sorry Pete can't make it on Sunday -Cambridge folk festival Steve Earle Saw Doctors Linda Thompson -difficult choice this one but hell I'm only young once (That was in 1974)

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 11:12 AM

What's Steve Earle got that Jim McDonald hasn't?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 11:28 AM

Steve Earle's got a sexy voice, it's very husky in some of his songs....hehe

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Noreen
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 11:33 AM

Will the Enormous Penis be in evidence on Sunday, O Meister?

(Bet there won't be anything like it at Cambridge, Linda...)

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 12:03 PM

Money

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 30 Jul 03 - 12:13 PM

A beautiful set of drain rods and a badger pelt temperence bucket presented by Fylde Council in 1967.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: KJ
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 04:28 AM

We'll be coming along Pete to see you off. Are you not coming again then? Is this the last we will see of you? Will you be heading to the forzen wastes with your badger pelt temperence bucket to contemplate the follies of the human race & the frailty of the suburban patio builder? Will you grow long hair & an unkempt beard & scratch yourself? Will you wear a hair shirt to match your bucket?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 05:22 AM

Yes.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: KJ
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 08:31 AM

Oh dear!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 08:46 AM

Good Afternoon!!! Hope the film was good last night Deanie and sorry for distubing you and your good lady but i had been on the falling down water and was on the verge of falling down! Anyways myself and my new lady friend will be in attendence on Sunday may well be later rather than earlier. And i will pay you to keep you gob shut Pete me new lady needs to know nothing about my past!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 11:25 AM

Sean, my friend, you know I am the soul of discretion. And always open to bribery! Will be nice to see ya. Should be a good afternoon of beer and song. There is a duel going on, you'll have to look it up on the Beverley Festival Review Thread if you need to know more...

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: MC Fat
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 11:34 AM

....I shall week my wevengee sorry old chap but your days are numbered

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 11:40 AM

I have today found a secret weopon, PhatBoy...

Incidentally, did u hear that the fella who wrote the hokey kokey died last week? There was a bit of a do at the funeral parlour when they were putting him in his coffin....

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 11:41 AM

They put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started...

And yes, I do know how to spell weapon.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 11:52 AM

helloo,i,know,how,to,spell,weapon,as,well9

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 03 - 11:57 AM

All that extra curricular English Coaching was not in vain then, my protege. Keep up the good work.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 04:02 AM

Ah, Thats better August it is !! Better mention that Wonderful band of men and women

Ladies and Gentlegoons I give you


PUNCH THE HORSE

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 04:38 AM

Just had a thought Pete you keep your gob shut about me and i will keep my gob shut about you ;o) i don't think any money has to change hands does it? Not unless any one wants to pay me for information about you Pete!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:01 AM

STOP IMMEDIATELY or this thread will be closed...!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:05 AM

Get on with your work.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:08 AM

Yes Dad.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 05:56 AM

Sorry Dad

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST,The Bear
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 08:13 AM

Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil ok Mr Dean! ;o)

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 11:24 AM

Yes, son.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Aug 03 - 11:38 AM

heloo.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 02 Aug 03 - 02:09 AM

Peter, In all probability my good lady and I will be present at your final session in the Sun tomorrow. My Lord MC Fat requires a second and I am duty bound to attend.
I have hired a pantechican to remove the bounty which I believe I am due for posting the 300th thread on numerous occasions

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Aug 03 - 03:48 AM

I'm sorry to miss the session, but I am off on Sunday to record another Caran blockbuster, and to compete in a body-building contest on the coast. May I say what a pleasure it has been, having DeMister co-hosting my sessions and I look forward to Ossonflag's demure assistance on the 7th of September.

As this is possibly the only session not attended regularly by top family fiddle and accordion combo - Rural Sex, I will try to persuade then to pop in for 4 hours if that's ok.

I am now off to oil myself, ripple and strain a bit, eat a dozen eggs, a quart of liquid liver and a chicken.

Have a hoot.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 02 Aug 03 - 07:47 AM

Fleetgate Hardware in Barton was the scene of the warmest invite in session history. Its amazing what can be learned during an otherwise mundane visit to procure a quart of Jeyes Fluid, whilst clutching a pint-sized Yorkshire Terrier. Now, a landmark session is assured.

DeMister, you may thank me later.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Les from Hull
Date: 02 Aug 03 - 09:02 AM

Raggy - they came in search of paradise and ended up with crappy little coconut chocolate bars. You won't need a pantechnicon to remove your bounty.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 04 Aug 03 - 07:53 AM

Didn't even need a pannier, the only person to get chocolate was Noreen and she got beer and still she wasn't bribed !! Have to think of something else to give her next time !!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Aug 03 - 08:09 AM

I see that you lot of fools are still blathering on9 incessantly in what can only be termed outrageous BS...yet unlike the rest of us who enjoy our BS openly, you are not confined to the9 seamy nether regions of the Mudcat board, in the official BS ghetto, down below the serious, true, and worthy folk material that is contained in the upper section.

I find this disgusting! It's unfair and 9prejudicial.

Punch the Horse threads should be labelled as what they are...utter rubbish and irredeemable BS of the very worst sort!

This just goes to show the blatant9 hypocrisy that is practiced on this 9forum by the holier-than-thou snots who pretend9 to govern it in a fair and rational way.

Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest. :-) Feel free to carry on, chaps!

- LH

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: KJ
Date: 04 Aug 03 - 08:30 AM

I ate the chocolate!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 04 Aug 03 - 08:51 AM

I know

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: smallpiper
Date: 04 Aug 03 - 10:07 AM

Music blah blah blah blah blah blah music comments please.