August Punch the Horse

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 11:25 AM

Well, ok, I grant you that, Osson. But we weren't invited back...!!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 10:28 AM

You tell 'em Ossonflags. It's about time we had the voice of reason booming like the bittern's call here. That should stop the drivelling for sure. Good on yer mate!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 10:10 AM

I want to make it perfectly clear that "Punch the Horse" has never been banned from playing anywere.Rumours such as this,light hearted or not, can only do our hard earned reputation nothing but harm.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 22 Aug 03 - 05:44 AM

Well wait til you hear what Noreen's son got....then we'll see who's the clever bugger!!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 08:07 AM

Well done, clever bugger!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 07:31 AM

You don't really mean that..!!

WOOHOO!!! GCSE'S.... 4 B's, 4 C's, 3 D's......oh n an E in french!!!

(MMM, i think i'm gunna forget about that last one)

Well i'm a happy gal!!!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Aug 03 - 04:12 AM

Isn't it peaceful? I was kinda hoping they don't come back.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 01:35 PM

Opps..!! Is it too late to say happy birthday now..?? Considering you now won't get this til tomorrow!

Gawd, isn't it quite without that lot who have gone to Whitby. Hope none of them settle there....!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 12:42 PM

Any place that would ban Punch the Horse from playing is either beyond redemption...or tres cool. I can't decide which.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Aug 03 - 06:30 AM

I don't care, j0hn. It's my Birfdy, and nobody seems to have remembered :o(

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 19 Aug 03 - 08:40 AM

Can Kalaman win the Juddmonte Stakes, 2.55PM at York?
or will it be Nayef?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Aug 03 - 04:30 AM

LH. It is. For all the wrong reasons.

In fact, we were banned from playing there. A minor incident involving a couple of local ladies and facial glitter that gets absolutely everywhere.

Nuff said.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 03 - 12:25 AM

There's a great thread happening on idyllic little English towns and villages, but no one has mentioned South Ferriby. I wonder why? No one has mentioned Goole either. I figure a place with a name like that has got to be....unforgettable.

- LH

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: sweetfire
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 04:20 AM

WEll i'm afraid you definately missed out yesterday pete!!! I only went for the day but it was great!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Aug 03 - 04:02 AM

Didn't make it :o(

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 06:10 AM

Okey dokey, roger wilco, Rubber Duck over and out.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 06:09 AM

Peter, my6 little cupcake7, The beautiful village of Glaisdale, the location of Beggars Bridge, a wonderful story remind me to regale you sometime, is about 6 miles from Whitby. Take the A171 out of Whitby for about 3 miles turn left for Egton and in Egton take a right. Take care for tractors

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:36 AM

Here's the revised plan. Think I'll come for a run out on the bike on Saturday and find you for a sing for a couple of hours. Then come in the car with the gang on sunday so I can have Bear9HOI's. Where is Glaisdale anyway?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:27 AM

It was my plan to come up on Sunday for a sing and a pint with you all, but I'm told you'll be in Glaisdale?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:26 AM

or even the Tap and Spile

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:23 AM

Peter, my little fruitcake, we have all gone on holiday together and left you like a lonely little lemming. However if you make your way to the fair sea port of Whitby you will probably find us in Butlers Beer Boutique and Emporium a hostelry sometimes know as the Endeavour

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Aug 03 - 05:17 AM

Where is everybody..??? It's very quiet round here at the moment...you can't all have gone on hols at same time, surely?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 10:39 AM

Don't know.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Aug 03 - 09:39 AM

I believe its the delightfully sensual Nik Nak on the four stringed bowed thingy at Durty Nellies, is it not? And my gig list is showing both Oakley and Nik Nak for the following evening at the Hope and Anchor in South Ferriby. Is there any truth in this rumour...?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: ossonflags
Date: 13 Aug 03 - 02:48 AM

It is true!! Indeed, the wistfull and priapic Deanmeister has not reached his thirtieth year.

A little known fact is, I am a year older than his dad!!!

Oaklet,will you be making an appearance on the 22nd.?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 02:11 PM

It seems paradoxical that one so homophobic as to desribe someone as a "hippy pooftah" would then demand of the abusee that he immediately "drops and gives me fifty". Strange9.
      
(That was ghost-written by a team of my writers. I did demand full control of the content, adding a bit to make it more pithy. You might be able to detect my input).

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 01:52 PM

Sireen is quite right. I now have writers9, recruited from Hull to post on my behalf, being so busy and touring and being famous and all the women and stuff.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 01:40 PM

Don't tell 'im, Pike!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 01:00 PM

(Shhhhh, Little Hawk, Oakley's gone all incognito, now he's so famous, what with TWO CDs and all... and such wonderful tunes on this new one...)

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 12:34 PM

I think that DeanMeister's military bearing has finally seized. L H, If you had been re-branded by jOhn in Hull9, you'd have to permanently adopt the new ID. Hope that helps LitTle hAnk9.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:51 AM

And yeeeewwww need a shave, boyo.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:48 AM

What's he on ?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:36 AM

Only two thangs come from Orillia, Ontario. Which one are yew, boy???

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:31 AM

Oh yes he can. I have seen him spill on a grand scale.

Little Hawk, you need a hair cut. So do you, Les. In fact all you catters get on parade NOW!! Yew snivelling vermin! And don't yew eyeball me boy.

It's time somebody cleaned up yew scumbags of society. From now on yew are under MY control. Wot's yor name, yew hippy pooftah??? DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY...!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Les from Hull
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:25 AM

He can't spill very well.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 11:17 AM

Oaklet, are you Oakley? If so, what prompted the change of name?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 05:32 AM

The gig starts after teatime. Thought I'd clarify Ossonflags's frankly vague post with a little more information.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Aug 03 - 04:15 AM

Barrack Street.

"come gether round young fellows, come listen to me song,
for I've got a tale to tell you, and it won't detain you long...."

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 01:31 PM

It is ... thats why they threw you out!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 01:24 PM

Anyway, I turned up at the Rambler in Abbeyfeale, gave them 8 verses of Runaway Train on me Souzaphone and they threw me out. Bastards. Who said Ireland was a musical country?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 11:42 AM

Ermine Street, thats the one in your neck of the woods

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 11:39 AM

Full length of Watling Street ?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 10:37 AM

Erm...Raggy, I had a long paper round.....?

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Raggytash
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 09:57 AM

Only the Big Three O, who's he trying to kid

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 09:54 AM

Are they? Would that be Friday 22nd August at Durty Nellies, High Street, Hull, at about 9pm, ossonflags? And is it alright if I come? It's my birthday on the 20th, you see. I'll be 29!! Nearly the big three oh...!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Aug 03 - 02:17 AM

Punch the horse is playing sumetime,sumewere this month.I think.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 09 Aug 03 - 01:51 AM

oops that was me that GUEST

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 08:37 PM

Scots wha hae! Ah've triumphed over the wee haggis and Ah'm noo aboot tae order in Chinese food tae settle mah stomach. As fer the Wood's Screw manouvre, Ah can state in nae uncertin terms that it wuid normally suffice tae immobilize e'en the wiliest of opponents. It was William Wallace wha used the Wood's Screw manouvre tae defeat the accursed English hordes whit came tae pillage fair Glenarden. The scoundrels met wi' whit I wuid call a "timely" end.

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 07:53 PM

You need to get the pipes in to the McDonalds position, enter, then use the Wood's Screw manoeuvre with supra-drone pressure provided by a bystander.That should solve the problem. Cluck Cluck!!

Subject: RE: August Punch the Horse
From: Oaklet
Date: 08 Aug 03 - 02:32 PM

This is a bloody music forum - for those with an interest in Music. And skiffle. So sod off with your BS all of you. Now, can anyone help me with this: I have a set of highland bagpipes wedged behind my radiator. Should I just continue to pull? I think I need the input of an American. This was sent from Ireland, this was.