Lyr Add: New Parody by Amergin-Long Spam Email

Subject: Lyr Add: New Parody by Amergin-Long Spam Email
From: Amergin
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 12:58 AM

long spam email

Ten weeks ago on a hot summer night
I was checking my mail 'fore the morning light
The first one I opened looked good to me
the message said, it could enlarge my pee pee

I stay up all night til the alarm clock wails
Spending my time checking my email
Why I can't sleep I do not know
Might miss somethin' if I go

then came the girls, barely eighteen
Doin' lesbian lovin' they wanted to show me a scene
I clicked on the link, entered my credit card
My wife came in and smacked me very hard

Then I got a letter, offered 50 million bucks
If I transferred some funds so he could help his luck
He was the son of a man, husband of a woman
Roommate of a wife daughter of a Nigerian man

Still I stay up all night til the alarm clock wails
Spending my time checking my email
Why I can't sleep I do not know
Might miss somethin' if I go

nt

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: New Parody by Amergin-Long Spam Email
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 01:15 AM

good work .. humorous parody Amergin. Made me giggle.

Not to mention .... its the best bloody thing I have read in ten years


roflmao *winks* hehe

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: New Parody by Amergin-Long Spam Email
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:31 AM

I thought I'd added a comment when you posted it - or did I just plan to add one - or am I havng a senior moment?

A good description of life as experienced on email.

sandra