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Song Challenge: Jeri and the stump |
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Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: GUEST,MMario Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:03 PM unidentifiable men's bums 5 will give you 10 that the FSGW ladies and auxilary can identify those bums! |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Bill D Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:36 PM three women are walking near the tennis courts of a private club. There is a signboard where some man is changing clothes, but he can only be seen from the waist down. 1st woman: "he shouldn't be changing there! At least it isn't MY husband!" 2nd woman: "..well, it sure isn't MY husband either!" 3rd woman: "You know, I think we should call security...he isn't even a member of the club!" |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Bill D Date: 04 Nov 03 - 12:48 PM (Barb'ry...you'll notice **I** didn't bend over there...there was plenty of help. But maybe I should have *grin*...I could use the advertising!) |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Tinker Date: 04 Nov 03 - 01:54 PM Okay as I was extraditing my car from a Newark parking lot today with a mundane tow truck instead of a handy parcel of Shany men, bits and pieces of this thread kept flitting through my mind. And my stray thoughts Now if women wrote shanties they'd be more like old blues... Like Johnson Girls, but about guys... Then Noreen's line came to mind... I think I better send big hugs to {{{{{Mick and Jeri}}}}} before I post this... BG.. Honest you guys know I love you... I kept to the story line really I did... Just like that Peanut song, everyone keeps misunderstanding... Shanty Ladies don't sing the blues Jack'er off boys, jack'er off When Big Mick Lane provides the view Jack'er off boys jack'er off Buns raised high, but they work down low If you get it right she won't need a tow One inch, two inch,four, five, six Boys don't leave her in this fix Her engine's revin' but she's not quite on Give her one more inch she'll be off the lawn Two big ol' buzzards watching from a tree That sweet release will set you free |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: GUEST,MMario Date: 04 Nov 03 - 01:58 PM that one *needs* to be sung. |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Tinker Date: 04 Nov 03 - 02:33 PM I was trying out verses on the husband at one point.. My non-singing husband even joined in a couple times... It has a bit of an ear worm quality.... But I don't think he should try it at work... |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Big Mick Date: 04 Nov 03 - 08:19 PM I may never show my bum again...............like hell. It is probably a good thing you weren't singing that stuff while I was working. I would have been too embarassed to continue........or made you lovely women an offer..............hahahahahaha. One of the best musical weekends ever. Those that haven't been, simply must make it next year. |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Jeri Date: 04 Nov 03 - 09:54 PM We WERE singing it...at least the Chick Up A Tree parody. Tinker...that's very close to smut. It's good, though. I like it. I can just imagine both you and your husband singing the praises of Big Mick's butt... |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Tinker Date: 05 Nov 03 - 07:06 AM I will learn NICE songs for Getaway 2004. I will learn NICE songs for Getaway 2004. I will learn NICE songs for Getaway 2004. I will.... Jeri, I can honestly say he was way more interested in the refrain than the verses.... after he asked if I was there or not... but it alll came out of the collective mind of the thread. I suppose I could have put it together in a sweeter manner, but the Shellback women were able to make my laundry room cause for a good snicker and I spend alot of time doing laundry.... I may never clean my mind up again. Tinker |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Bill D Date: 05 Nov 03 - 10:41 AM "A dirty mind is better than no mind at all. A clean mind is the result of brainwashing." -Walter Breen |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Charley Noble Date: 05 Nov 03 - 05:54 PM So, Jeri, how about singing a stump shanty or two this Saturday at the Press Room? Nor and I will be happy to chorus along. I especially like Noreen's contributions, but there's a wealth of songs to choose from. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Need words -songs about Jeri and stump From: Noreen Date: 05 Nov 03 - 10:05 PM Oh do, Jeri! Wish I could be there. Charley, thank you but only the last lamentable contribution was all my own work, for the others I was merely the amanuensis (i.e. I was the only one of the crowd of onlookers who had pencil & paper to jot down some of the inspired lines coming from all directions). Most of 'Jeri on a Stump' was all her own work :0) |
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