Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes)

Subject: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 01:53 AM

Hi there,

I have searched all over the bloody place for this song and cannot find the lyrics. I was hoping someone here would know it. Thanks.

The first couple of lines goes:

Watching 60 minutes one night
Me and the wife got into a fight
She said that alternative was the way to go
so she bought a sarong
And a brand new bong
And before I knew it we hit the road

and so on.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes
From: open mike
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM

sounds wild! i hope you find the rest....
and i hope you find cheryl too..
is she long gone?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes
From: Sorcha
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 02:42 PM

This is all I found...

Subject: Lyr Add: SINCE CHERYL WENT FERAL (Jim Haynes)
From: Amergin
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:42 AM

Thanks for looking folks...I found it...

SINCE CHERYL WENT FERAL
Jim Haynes

Watching 60 minutes one night
As soon as it was over we got into a fight
Because Cheryl said alternative was the way to go
And the very next day she bought a sarong
A sheepskin jacket and a brand new bong
And before I knew it we hit the road

Chorus:
Since Cheryl went feral
Everything's weird
And all our friends have disappeared
She shaved her head and I've grown a beard
Since Cheryl went feral

It took us ages to hitch our way
From Pennant Hills up to Byron Bay
If We left those kids at home we'd have been alright
Well living off the land is all very well
But the mungbean diet was giving me hell
And I had to put that wigwam up each night

Chorus:
Since Cheryl went feral
Everything's crook
And all our food is now uncooked
I'd kill for a burger or a piece of chook
Since Cheryl went feral

Our little girl was called Narelle
And we had a little boy amed Bruce as well
But now she's Crystal Flower and he's Leaf
But Leaf's pretty happy since we left home
Because he hasn't seen a bath or a shower or a comb
And it's been three months since he brushed his teeth

Chorus:
Since Cheryl went feral
Everything's changed
And I'm quite sure I've become deranged
And I can't remember anyone's name
Since Cheryl went feral

Cheryl took a vow of celibacy
She said she needed no input from me
She got her navel pierced and stared at it all day long
So I read the tarot with Leaf and Flower
And dreamed about a nice cold shower
While I waited for my turn on the bong

Chorus:
Since Cheryl went feral
Everything's pierced
Rings through me nose and rings through me ears
I haven't been this pierced for years
Since Cheryl went feral

I began to change me tune
As soon as we joined that big commune
And everyone took their clothes off straight away
Their cosmic philosophy appealed to me
It's multiple serial polygamy
And I think the feral lifestyle's here to stay

Chorus:
Since Cheryl went feral
There's a real traffic jam
Of naked women in our wigwam
And I'm pretty happy right where I am
Since Cheryl went feral


note: a chook is a chicken...crook means ill or substandard...

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes
From: GUEST,kerrod
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 09:50 PM

does any1 know where to find this song for download or can anyone send it to me.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes)
From: GUEST,Ashleigh
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 04:22 AM

no but if you do tell me!!!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes)
From: Bob Bolton
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:17 AM

G'day kerrod, Ashleigh and other GUEST ...

I don't think my old mate Jim is silly enough to strew MP3s around his site. Pickings are thin enough for a comic / singer, without being down in the relatively unpopulated end of the civilised world!

Find which CD it's on and buy the bloody thing!

Regard(les)s,

Bob

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes)
From: GUEST,kerrod
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 03:24 AM

bob what cd is it on then

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 04:12 AM

Try http://www.jimhaynes.net/ to order Jim's recordings. The name of the CD is Words of Wisdom, which also has a recording of Lobster But Never Flounder.
-Joe Offer-