Santa Claus is Watching You!

Subject: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 03:35 PM

You can catch him in the act!

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 03:37 PM

CLICK HERE, AND MOVE YOUR CURSOR

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 03:39 PM

Sorry, I should have put the BS in front.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 04:08 PM

Eewww! That is gross.

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 06:07 PM

Where DO you find things like that ????

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: mack/misophist
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 11:53 PM

Dissgusting!!

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 12:10 AM

Visine, anyone?

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 11:43 AM

Leadfingers:

I got the URL in an email from a friend who's on the list to which I daily send jokes. He and a few of the others on the list sometimes send me back goodies I can use.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 11:49 AM

EEEEEWWWWWWWW!

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 01:28 PM

Santa ain't watching you...he's sitting 'comfortably' at home with his computer, ordering from EBay and Amazon.com and having FedEx do the work...

(yes, there is an un-cropped version of this but we wouldn't want the EEEEEWWWWWs to get much louder, hmmm?)

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 01:42 PM

I don't think that's really Santa at all. That is the eye of Chongo Chimp, primate eye! Man, way too many late nights and stiff drinks for this monkey boy...

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Amos
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 02:54 PM

Bill D -- one assumes this picture was taken during the warm summer months? ANd what's the delta between this URL and the unexpurgated one?

A

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 05:47 PM

By clicking on the text at the very bottom, you get connected to the source site. Interesting.

Here's that site, on which you can find both eyes, which is even weirder:

Click for both eyes

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 07:10 PM

Amos...the delta? Not ringing a bell, but I suppose you mean where is it?

..well, this pic is on MY web space. I saw these pics of Santa a year or two ago, and simply saved them 'cause they are funny...sort of..quaint, maybe. The UNexpurgated one by PM request only.

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 12:32 AM

Boy! thanks, Dave O. That site and links from it had me fascinated for over an hour, and I'd barely started. For folks interested in the far-out,cutting edge computer graphics and interactive programming..(Java and its relatives), this is a place for you!

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 12:47 AM

Go to the screen with both eyes on it. Move the cursor to the center of the screen. You will definitely see that those are the close-set eyes of Chongo Chimp, Primate Eye...looking straight down the wrong end of a loaded .44 magnum at a distance of a couple of inches from his little simian browridge.

- LH

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Dec 03 - 01:15 AM

This one was a bit disturbing too.

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Hrothgar
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:25 AM

I don't mind the eyes - but I'm worried that that nose is following me ...

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:48 AM

How can he. He's dead

Subject: RE: Santa Claus is Watching You!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 06:53 AM

Well Limpit found it most entertaining, but she would!

LTS & Limpit
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