BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel

Subject: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:36 AM

Following the lead of some visitors here who belive that they have a duty to clean up Mudcat, I have taken it upon myself to assist. I do not believe that change will come about by slagging off at others, but that I should lead by example. In that respect, I intend to facilitate the gathering together of varous selected non-music threads into single, er, mess really isn't the right word - "conglomeration" threads. Please assist this useful and practical display of Community Spirit by posting useful non-contributory entries here.

Thank You All.

The Fooles Troupe.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 01:52 PM

Did you know that if you layed all the economists in the world end to end they still would not reach a conclusion...

Whoops! Sorry! Slagging off economists:-(

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 05:34 PM

I've had a PM from guy with pointy ears, should I have him travel with me?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 06:10 PM

Definitely. He will be of great assistance in any emergency, and will always remain calm and rational. Just avoid Homeland Security, that's all.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 07:06 PM

This is a Deep Question: has William Shatner assumed a permanent role and is playing the part of Tom Ridge????

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 07:10 PM

I've only got One Answer for you...


Q

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 07:11 PM

What is this supposed to be about?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 07:13 PM

If ya needs to have the joke explained, then ya don't get it... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 07:15 PM

I want to know - I've been advised not to take any Red Shirts on the journey, is this a good idea?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 10:21 PM

You should, actually. They will draw fire.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:21 PM

Red shirts, no. A towel and a change of underwear, yes.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:27 AM

How about The Brown Trousers then?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Kaleea
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 05:26 PM

I seem to have aquired a lover who beams in to see, er uh, . . . visit me (always in the dark), &/or leave little gifts for me, and while I do not know his exact identity, I do know that he happens to be of the Borg species He likes me to call him "Borgie Baby!" He is a kinder, gentler Borg of course. He has been asking me to go on a trip with him. Will it be a problem if I bring him along on our community clean up the 'cat journey??
    He says he has always wanted to assim---I mean MEET Cap'n Kirk. OH! & he doesn't wear a red shirt. Just some sort of basic black bodysuit number to show off his muscular form.
    I'm sure that he would be very good company for traveling!

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Mickey191
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 06:17 PM

I am an older lady who will get naked if Bill will lead the way. My old lady friends are already naked in anticipation of co-mingling with (sigh) Mr. Bill.
It would be a menage a trix (That's 13 -right?)

May I bring my Pit bull who farteth much? Or would it be a security risk?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Mickey191
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 06:19 PM

I forgot--I'm Mrs. February. Does Bill do widows?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 06:27 PM

Kaleea - does your visitor dress you in pink heels and leave you for others to find in lobster traps?

Fly me to the moon...
C'Mon Bill! Fly me to the moon...

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 07:21 AM

Perhaps The Brown Trousers would be The Wrong Trousers! ??

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: GUEST,Xxoolatang Fillboorgeet from Zzzozzghugler
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 09:54 PM

Dear naive Earthling,


Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.

I have transformed myself into text form to interact with you on this forum.

As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you like it because you are smiling.


Ooh baby!

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 12:04 PM

I feel so used....

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 12:21 PM

Pass the Visine and a little disinfectant. I've got something in my eye.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 07:11 PM

Why is there a cigarette sticking out of my eye?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 07:27 PM

because you missed your nose?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: GUEST,Mr Bill himself
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 07:36 PM

Look, people, it's the usual deal. If...and only if...I can spare time from my busy schedule, which involves writing, acting, attending conventions, and barbecuing steaks and ribs out on the deck...

Then, yes, I am available for an advance retainer of $500 plus expenses, and $800 per diem, payable on or before the stroke of midnight each day. For an additional $100 I can even be persuaded to parade around in a badly ripped Harvest Gold T-shirt, kind of like when I fought that reptilian thing on the one episode (It was a guy in a rubber suit. He just about died from the heat by the time we finished filming the fight scenes.)

Mr Bill

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Mickey191
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 08:00 PM

Bill, Here is my offer: I've got $68.00 and a lovely t-bone. From Canada.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Gray D
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 07:21 PM

Er . . . "the stroke of midnight"?

Can I be alone in thinking "Yeeeeuuuuwwww!"?

And this is "cleaning up the 'cat"?

Gray D

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 07:29 PM

shhh, once I'm sure ALL the nutters are in here...

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: GUEST,Mr Bill himself
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 10:21 PM

You wound me, Gray. When have I ever done an unclean show or performance? I can't help it if I was blessed with a great physique and more than the usual amount of animal magnetism.

Mr Bill

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Cluin
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 01:04 AM

Oh Mr. Bill, Mr. Bill!

Can you introduce me to your daughter?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 06:50 AM

By the way, Mr Shatner, are all your record all-bums still available?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: GUEST,Mr Bill Himself
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 12:02 PM

Lisabeth is quite capable of dealing with such matters all by herself, Cluin, but you could join in her chat group and make your feelings known quite easily...good luck.

Yes, Foolestroope, and I am working on a new one as we type. Do a google search and you can find out all about it. Material of this quality never dies.

Mr Bill

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 01:10 AM

Gee, Bill... I just wanted an introduction, not a dowry. See if I root for you next time you're fighting Christopher Lloyd (or Lee) in a leather spacesuit.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:00 PM

(not Lee. I meant Plummer)

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: GUEST,Mr Bill Himself
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 11:35 PM

You don't worry me, Cluin. Do you know how many guys out there want me to provide them with an introduction to Lisabeth? Can you possibly imagine???

I didn't think so. Here's a hint: line them all up in a row and it would reach from L.A. to Wawa...

I could take Christopher Plummer (clad in a leather spacesuit) even if I was clad only in a bathrobe.

Mr Bill

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 01:21 AM

... before or after the shower?

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 01:28 AM

Still got issues over the "Stratford Incident", Mr. Bill? Let it go. Gordon Sinclair took the truth to his gave.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:06 AM

We have a match

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:06 PM

Apparently we do.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:31 PM

Kaleea,

I imagine that the acceptability of a Borg depends upon the compatibility of his prosthetic.

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:19 PM

"We have a match"

Gee, I remember this from when I was a kid...

Me & Superman!
Your face & my bum!

Those were the happy days!

Subject: RE: BS: Seeking Shatner Companion for Travel
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:53 PM

The WSSBA is actually thinking of arranging small tours to visit Mr Shatner at his home, admire the horses, get autographs, that sort of thing.