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Subject: BS: My left boob From: GUEST,Janet Jackson Date: 05 Feb 04 - 06:39 AM You all keep refering to my right boob - just to make you all aware I do have a left boob. At the moment they're not talking to each other because of all the attention. I've given the left nipple the same decoration - but it has not helped. I've spoken to Michael but he's looking after his own boobs. Any suggestions ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST Date: 05 Feb 04 - 07:15 AM Janet dont be shy you could have put this on the other thread, but you must want to separate the 2 issues. U need to get out more for some fresh air, hope this helps |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: wysiwyg Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:02 AM Daniel Day Lewis plays Janet in an upcoming movie of this title, but of course it's just another promotional stunt. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Rapparee Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:15 AM Well, they might need more material, something that seperates them. That could be an uplifting experience, something to wonder at, cross my heart! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:16 AM Quelle poitrine! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Hollowfox Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:26 AM Thank heavens for syntax. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Rapparee Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:37 AM What? Sin tax? Lordy, lordy, soon there won't be ANYTHING free from the government's fund raising! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Bob Hitchcock Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:37 AM As a football fan, I think Justin should have gone for 2. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Cluin Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:43 AM Why was the left one left in? Weren't they finished working on it yet? |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Sttaw Legend Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:43 AM Get them to hug, kiss and makeup. Go for the double next time. Keep music live. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST Date: 05 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM Thats a film TITle - no sorry that was "my left foot" |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Dr Will C U Now Date: 05 Feb 04 - 12:17 PM Come to my office with 10,000 dollars and I will give you another implant. Having a third breast will obviate any more problems of the type you have been having. NEXT! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 05 Feb 04 - 03:40 PM She had a divine right, and her left wasn't bad, either! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:04 PM I really miss the days, long ago, when the word "boob" meant a very stupid person (and a male). It's such an oafish-sounding word that I hate to hear it applied to the female anatomy. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:44 PM Your right, Little Hawk. I like hooters much better. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Little Hawk Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:48 PM Yeah right... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Sttaw Legend Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:52 PM Hooters is the old fashion word for a horn (on a car) lets stay with boobs or has any one any better suggestions ? Janet have you any suggestions to get of your chest ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:53 PM Reminds me of that song from Buddy Holly.... All of my life, I've been a kissing Your left tit cos your right one's missing, Oh boy, LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Bill D Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:59 PM I let the women of my acquaintence call 'em what THEY are comfy with currently, and try not to use ANY term carelessly..*grin*...safer that way. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST,Martin Date: 05 Feb 04 - 06:10 PM I still think the most common and beloved expression by all is: TITS! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Cluin Date: 05 Feb 04 - 06:12 PM boobs, boobies, bosoms, bazooms, bristols, boulders, blouse bunnies, tits, titties, tatas, twins, hooters, cans, jugs, jubblies, knockers, shnoobs, snooties, headlights, lungs, puppies, cones, mommybags, melons, mamms, rack, coconuts, cantalopes, dollies, dugs, globes, etc. Things we really like, we find a lot of names for. I suppose it's true for things we really hate too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Rapparee Date: 05 Feb 04 - 06:45 PM Hmph! *I* prefer to refer to them as the anterior aspect of the chest or the mammary gland, composed of primarily fat in which there is a complex branching duct network from the nipple inward and which, in the female, lobules develop at the end of the ducts to produce milk. All of my friends used to speak of them that way. We'd stand around and say stuff like "Boy, what a set of anterior aspects of the chest or the mammary gland, composed of primarily fat in which there is a complex branching duct network from the nipple inward and which, in the female, lobules develop at the end of the ducts to produce milk is on her!" Oddly enough, I didn't have many friends. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 05 Feb 04 - 07:16 PM We know your right nipple is pierced and has a gold medalion. I just hope the other has a Stars and Stripes badge, otherwise you will be subjected to a diatribe by Fox News for not being patriotic! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: 42 Date: 05 Feb 04 - 09:58 PM i can hardly wait until you folks start navel gazing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST,Janet Jackson's Butt Date: 05 Feb 04 - 10:32 PM What's all this shit 'bout tits, tits, tits? Tits is fo babies! Butts is fo grownups! Buncha fuckas musta not got enuff tit from yo mammas. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: LadyJean Date: 06 Feb 04 - 12:31 AM When my friend Animal X got married, she asked guests to come in medieval or rennaisance costume. One of the women arrived in a dress with a laced up bodice cut under her breasts. She wore it over a transparent chemise. She wore the chemise over nothing. As I said at the time, I have seen breasts before. I own a set. Though mine weren't quite as large. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: JennieG Date: 06 Feb 04 - 02:14 AM You put the right tit in..... you put the right tit out...... you put the right tit in...... and you shake tit all about..... etc........ Sorry - just couldn't resist! Cheers JennieG (who has both a right and a left) |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 06 Feb 04 - 01:11 PM Ah, but music hath charms to soothe the savage breast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Hollowfox Date: 06 Feb 04 - 03:53 PM Repaire, I was thinking in terms of word order. "My boob left" could be very uncomfortable for the speaker. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST,EBarnacle Date: 06 Feb 04 - 06:08 PM This is an awful lot of noise for "the tit shown round the world." 'Twasn't even that large, merely exposed. Consider that if the moveon ad had been shown, it probably would have created less consternation. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: lady penelope Date: 06 Feb 04 - 06:30 PM Gazongas! or Sin Pillows. I'm sorry that stunt ( I SAID STUNT! ) was soooo planned she even decorated especially! What's the beef? We've Janet's breast before, she's had them out in silhouette in more than one video. TTFN Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Feb 04 - 07:43 PM Some woman is now sueing for damages because she was exposed to the boobie. Woman sues over breast incident LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: lady penelope Date: 06 Feb 04 - 07:46 PM As the master, Charlie Brown, said, "Good grief". TTFN Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Bill D Date: 06 Feb 04 - 08:14 PM and there are thousands more sueing for equal time..*grin* |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Feb 04 - 07:13 PM I'm sick to death of hearing about that tit and her exposed chest, can I sue for all the grief and upset this incident has caused me? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST,Janet Jackson Date: 08 Feb 04 - 03:14 AM Totally agree with last post - that's why I want to move on - to my left. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 08 Feb 04 - 11:17 AM Tell 'em Liz. Guys, stop it already with the remarks about tits. It isn't becoming. Liz doesn't wanna hear about 'em anymore. We all love Liz, so let's back off. What are tits, anyway? Just warm, smooth, soft, cuddly, vibrant, excitement-causing aspects of the female body that weirdos like to put their faces into and onto, next to and under, on and . . . . Jaysus, grow up you guys. The tit may be the principal erection on that part of the female torso (dare I say chest?), but I'm quite sure many of you are way ahead of me on this. I hope I haven't boobed by posting this. Liz, I'm with you. All thsi talk about JJs breastis disgusting. Besides, I didn't see the broadcast. Was her nipple standing at attention during the national anthem? OK, bad bad question. Gotta go. It's beautiful outside. Breast weather we've had in a while. Bye for now. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 08 Feb 04 - 11:19 AM Ahem, best weather we've had in a while, excuse me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Feb 04 - 06:58 PM Brucie - try Chesticles - a perfectly wonderful word suitable for use on the BBC. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 08 Feb 04 - 07:43 PM What a hoot, er should I say chesticle. Are they frozen or something? |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: ranger1 Date: 08 Feb 04 - 09:32 PM I was the only female at a SuperBowl party, and the only who saw the merchandise in question happened to be one of the guys and the only person with kids! I'm sure there's a connection to be made there somewhere! |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 08 Feb 04 - 09:50 PM There I was, just drinkin' Ripple, Watching sports and Janet's nipple; I reached and touched the line of scrimmage, Her tit was flat as was the image. From this we learn that what you see, May not be what is on TV; The breast we saw has grown in size As have the groans of all the guys. In parting let me make things clear, I do not like your music dear; And neither do I care a bit About your nipple or your tit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Sweetfia Date: 09 Feb 04 - 10:31 AM Ya gotta admitt though, it was a pretty nice piece of jewellery for a nipple piercing...i wonder where i could get one the same.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 09 Feb 04 - 10:44 AM Sweetfia, before I make any presumptions, maybe I should ask what you mean by that. Well, just forget I said anything. Yep, that's it. The wise man knows when to bite his tongue. (Sorry I even mentioned tongue while talking about this subject.) The water's getting deep and murky. Out, damn spot. I'm gone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Sttaw Legend Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:02 AM Sweetfia - you can get them from any local hardware store, and because of JJ they are now in short supply, NIP in and buy one, or two maybe or three..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 09 Feb 04 - 10:13 PM I believe it is in the "Rubgy Song Thread." If not...it should be:
Her Left Boob>TUNE: Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
Her left boob hangs down to her belly.
Sincerely, |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Hrothgar Date: 10 Feb 04 - 04:55 AM I'm glad you've all got this off your colective chest. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Dave Bryant Date: 10 Feb 04 - 05:49 AM I asked at the Left Luggage Office, but they didn't have any boobs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: GUEST Date: 10 Feb 04 - 06:08 AM I asked at Woolworths they said they can order me one, they had some left from the sale. |
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Subject: RE: BS: My left boob From: Peace Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:58 AM Did she feel left out? Did anyone else? Curious in the frozen north. |
