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BS: MCFAT comes out

GUEST,rd and white rabbit 22 Jul 04 - 03:13 PM
Geoff the Duck 22 Jul 04 - 06:57 AM
Geoff the Duck 15 May 04 - 06:48 PM
Red and White Rabbit 15 May 04 - 08:37 AM
Geoff the Duck 14 May 04 - 06:35 AM
Geoff the Duck 14 May 04 - 06:27 AM
GUEST,MC Fat 13 May 04 - 04:16 AM
Red and White Rabbit 12 May 04 - 02:23 PM
GUEST,MC Fat 12 May 04 - 04:37 AM
Red and White Rabbit 11 May 04 - 02:32 PM
GUEST 11 May 04 - 10:51 AM
Red and White Rabbit 10 May 04 - 03:48 PM
JennyO 06 May 04 - 11:54 PM
The DeanMeister 06 May 04 - 10:36 AM
Dave Bryant 06 May 04 - 08:04 AM
MC Fat 06 May 04 - 06:02 AM
Red and White Rabbit 06 May 04 - 01:51 AM
Kampervan 27 Apr 04 - 02:53 PM
MC Fat 27 Apr 04 - 07:51 AM
Kampervan 26 Apr 04 - 03:29 PM
Red and White Rabbit 26 Apr 04 - 02:24 PM
GUEST,Raggytash 26 Apr 04 - 10:49 AM
Dave Bryant 26 Apr 04 - 09:59 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 26 Apr 04 - 09:44 AM
Dave Bryant 26 Apr 04 - 09:24 AM
MC Fat 26 Apr 04 - 04:43 AM
MC Fat 23 Apr 04 - 04:22 AM
Red and White Rabbit 23 Apr 04 - 02:12 AM
Red and White Rabbit 23 Apr 04 - 02:02 AM
Geoff the Duck 22 Apr 04 - 02:05 PM
Dave Bryant 22 Apr 04 - 11:44 AM
Red and White Rabbit 22 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM
Dave Bryant 22 Apr 04 - 05:55 AM
MC Fat 22 Apr 04 - 04:18 AM
Red and White Rabbit 22 Apr 04 - 02:15 AM
Kampervan 21 Apr 04 - 03:16 PM
GUEST,Raggytash 21 Apr 04 - 06:50 AM
MC Fat 21 Apr 04 - 06:11 AM
Geoff the Duck 21 Apr 04 - 06:10 AM
MC Fat 21 Apr 04 - 05:14 AM
MC Fat 20 Apr 04 - 08:15 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 20 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM
GUEST,guess 20 Apr 04 - 07:15 AM
GUEST,Raggytash 20 Apr 04 - 05:57 AM
MC Fat 20 Apr 04 - 04:32 AM
Red and White Rabbit 19 Apr 04 - 01:49 PM
MC Fat 19 Apr 04 - 05:43 AM
Geoff the Duck 19 Apr 04 - 03:50 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,rd and white rabbit
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 03:13 PM

He feigned he was dying from a terrible flu
From a cough a sore throat and bad sneezing too
No work just the pub, what else was there to do
Soon we'll mourn the passing of Mcdonald


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 06:57 AM

Anohter verse...

He tried to escape on his three legged horse.
He'd found it that morning, outside the racecourse.
But the deaf, half-blind nag only understood morse...
So there was no retreat for McDonald.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 15 May 04 - 06:48 PM

Just as long as he doesn't go for the Long Drop...
Quack!
Geoff.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 May 04 - 08:37 AM

he's dedided to drop the tuning Geoff - but then I guess his tuning a guitar always was questionable - he claimed to use those drop tunings just because he had problems with normal ones!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 14 May 04 - 06:35 AM

Referring to your Tenor Guitar thread.....

He played on his guitar
and broke all the strings
The people who heard him said
"he should have wings"
And people in Milnsbridge -
they know about such things....
So that's why they strung up McDonald.

Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 14 May 04 - 06:27 AM

An excellent book for chords - various stringed instruments, not just tenor banjo - is one I mentioned in this thread BLICKY.
It is a very useful reference as it has all the information within one cover, and wasn't overly expensive.
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 13 May 04 - 04:16 AM

Will need to buy a tenor banjo chord book today for they is same chords for my new toy


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 12 May 04 - 02:23 PM

lion!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 12 May 04 - 04:37 AM

I cannot tell a lie !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 May 04 - 02:32 PM

you even admit it!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST
Date: 11 May 04 - 10:51 AM

Said tenor guitar arrived today and sounds a bit like a banjo but...it's a guitar jim but not as we know it. At least the banjo I picked up and tried to play was a Vega and retailed at £2,000


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 10 May 04 - 03:48 PM

MCFAT is still waiting for said banjo - sorry guitar to arrive Holmfirth was saved the debut!!

( see MCFAT I didnt say anything that might embarrass you - not even that you spent half an hour in Music Roome trying out the five string banjos!!)


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: JennyO
Date: 06 May 04 - 11:54 PM

James Fagan plays one of those guitar-shaped bouzoukis too. Very nice!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 May 04 - 10:36 AM

I love Andy Irvine's secret weapon, the guitar-shaped bouzouki. Fantastic sounding instrument.

I'll shut up now.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 06 May 04 - 08:04 AM

Is this a real guitar or merely a hologram. Mind you this thing seems to be catching on - Leadfingers is playing a mandola body with a banjo neck these days - but then I suppose that's an improvement on his proper banjo.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 06 May 04 - 06:02 AM

The bid has been succesfull and I shall unleash the new instrument soon on the unprepared folk audience


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 06 May 04 - 01:51 AM

I just thouht the world needed to know that the banjo affliction has got decidedly worse

In order to cover up his passion for the instrument he has bid for a tenor guitar which has four strings and is played like a - yes you guessed it - Banjo

MCFAT you're not fooling anyone a guitar that looks like a guitar but sounds and is played like a banjo is called a banjo!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Kampervan
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 02:53 PM

wots this. Serious comment? If this carries on I'll be telling the world how much I like you.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:51 AM

Now if you really want to see a bag of beer you should have been at Matlock when somebody asked Andy the barman for a pint of crisps and a packet of beer. To which Andy poared a packet of crisps into a pint pot and filled the empty packet up with beer !!! To his credit the chap din't flinch as he walked away with the packet of beer and promptly drunk it.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Kampervan
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 03:29 PM

Sounds like my second has aspirations to move up a place.
Seems like R&WR just has the power to pull anyone.

I can understand her interest in Dave B and myself, but how the hell did she get hooked up with that bag of beer who sings songs that you wish you had never heard?


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 02:24 PM

I thought it Kampervan who was needing breaking in


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 10:49 AM

You've got to win a duel first


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 09:59 AM

When she's finished "Breaking me in".


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 09:44 AM

Rabbit ........ if I've been a naughty boy do I have to go to your room


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 09:24 AM

Rabbit - Make sure that he's sent straight to bed without supper.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:43 AM

....or perhaps inebre..ineeb..inib...pissed !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:22 AM

I wasn't disorderly I was just wasted !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 02:12 AM

There was MCFAT on a tram he was sat
Eating up chicken and chips -o
And he was as drunk as the proverbial skunk
When spotted by others from work -o

geoff I need help I'm loosing my rhyme! or is that mind


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 02:02 AM

well apparently MCFAT was irresponsible on Wednesday night be found by his work colleagues drunk and disorderly on a tram eating chicken and chips - eating is strictly forbidden on Sheffield trams

go for it Geoff I dont think I have time to put that into a chorus this morning


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 02:05 PM

Isn't it about time for another chorus?
Quack!
GtD.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:44 AM

OK - his gardian then - could you really describe McFat as a responsible adult ?


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM

I dont have a hot line to heaven


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 05:55 AM

Just tell his mum not to let him out again !


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 04:18 AM

What the....


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 02:15 AM

No I can assure you this one didnt sit any better - I think it was trying to escape!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Kampervan
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 03:16 PM

This is all getting a bit anal and has strayed far from the original motion of censure. Namely that McFat was caught playing a banjo.

Probably cos it's got no back so it can sit further down on his corpulent being and hence is easier to reach than the hard-backed box used by all self respecting folk people.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 06:50 AM

Free range duck ? ............ only 3 square inches of alcohol to paddle (and piddle)in and the sight of you gob leering over it every few minutes, it's a wonder the poor thing hasn't expired with shock


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 06:11 AM

..ah they don't like it up em !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 06:10 AM

And what about his hand followed by a Newcastle Brown bottle stuck up the rear of that poor long suffering bear? At least my duck is a free range beer swimmer!
Quack!
Geoff the Duck.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 21 Apr 04 - 05:14 AM

refresh


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 20 Apr 04 - 08:15 AM

In the wurds of our old school motto 'It wisnae me'. Someone quoting the words of 9 inch perhaps located in the Chesterfield area.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 20 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM

Jim

Logging on as a Guest and then suggesting something you know you prosper at is not very sporting ............keep up the good work


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,guess
Date: 20 Apr 04 - 07:15 AM

you should forget banjos and all that contemporary & american shite and stick to taditional scottish songs THEN YOU'll make some thing of youself........ nar bi sed


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 20 Apr 04 - 05:57 AM

Put's it any way you want from the rumours I've heard


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 20 Apr 04 - 04:32 AM

..well seeing as you put it that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 01:49 PM

thats something from someone who sticks his finger up a lions arse and his hand up a sheeps!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: MC Fat
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:43 AM

..this from a man who has a duck in his tankard !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 03:50 AM

This ballad is definitely of Child-ish proportions, Child-ish humour, Child-ish humour etc...
In fact, it is the most Childish song I've seen in a long time...
Quack!
Geoff the Duck.


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 03:16 PM

Check out the duel thread if you want to find the answer!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MCFAT comes out
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 05:20 AM

this song could be getting to Child proportions in length!

Have you seen what comes up when you put MCFAT into Goole - you are now in litigation!! I wonder what happens with Raggytash or DeanMeister?


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