BS: Smack the Penguin!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST,hairy salty balls
Date: 10 May 04 - 02:58 PM

454454.5 thats more score andf i am stinking to it and this game is adultish cuzz i am a 70 year old man looking for some action

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: annamill
Date: 02 May 04 - 05:05 PM

ok, thats enough!! 497.5! good enough!!

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 02 May 04 - 04:47 PM

Here's a song challenge for you all:

title: "Smack, The Little Penquin"

Since it is said that "Puff, The Magic Dragon" is really about smoking marijuana, SMACK (the animal's name)---is also a term for the drug HEROIN.

MUDCATTERS: Go for it...

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 May 04 - 08:11 PM

Show off. Et tu, Brute?

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 May 04 - 07:35 PM

I got 941 one time.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 May 04 - 07:26 PM

Low score, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 May 04 - 06:45 PM

Ugh! That's kind of disgusting. I prefer the original.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 May 04 - 04:49 PM

Sorry. Apr 28, 10:59 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 May 04 - 04:47 PM

The link is above: Apr 4, 10:59 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Bassic
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:07 PM

I am playing the one posted earlier...the "Michael Winner" version

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 06:43 PM

I can't believe those high scores above 600. You people must be playing a different version. Please post the link.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 06:07 PM

982.4

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:46 PM

Show off.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Bassic
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 09:57 PM

1151.9   I think I had better take on the Penguin bashing duties eh! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: rock chick
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 03:51 PM

566.9 now that is a poor effort, i think he was worn out before i got there, so i blame the person before me ;0)

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Bassic
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM

1064.2

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 07:47 AM

Q. what's got 200 balls and shags penguins ?
A. a twelve bore [ 12 gauge if you are an American ]

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 03:29 AM

878.9

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST,peedeecee
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 01:22 AM

I think (??) penguins are only at the south pole, but maybe I'm wrong. We have yetis, however - sasquatches, as they are known. Most of them have been elected to parliament.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: LadyJean
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 12:04 AM

That game is addictive!!!!!! A friend from Toronto sent it to me, and I've wasted a lot of time with it.
Do they have penguins in Canada? I know they have a lot of snow up there. What about Yetis? Are there Canadian Yetis?

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: 42
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:23 PM

I smack the penguin 20 times each morning before heading to a classroom filled with six year olds. It's amazing the release giving that little schmuck a few good whacks can deliver.

the thread may be weakening but the penguin lives on.

with the goat!
j

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:28 PM

874.7, but it took about ten times.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 12:22 PM

I'd forgot about the f#ckin' penguin.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST,earthling
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 10:59 AM

http://andrewg1323.uk.ro/ping.swf   try the Michael Winner version. 1000+ for a head with no problems. Messy though.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 06:16 PM

I agree that Shatner should have been in the ad too. How that ever escaped Victoria's Secret is beyond me.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 03:52 PM

That snowman can't bat worth s#it.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 10:15 PM

Virility Restorations. What an idea. I bet you are a William Shatner fan. You know, he deserves the spot in the Victoria's Secret ads. Just him and Dylan. What a scene. That would have pissed off the Star Trek fans, but the girl guest could have drooled in silence. Wow. Just think. What a scene.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:35 PM

An unforgettable experience, Bruce. If you have any regrets contact me about my new Internet company: Virginity Restorations

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 08:59 PM

Virgin no more. I have been screwed by the penguin.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 08:29 PM

Oh, yeah? 491. Try to hit that exactly. Now, THAT is a challenge.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 07:09 PM

593.5 I'll be back...

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 04:53 PM

It's not easy to get past 593. Not easy at all. But that doesn't mean it isn't worth a few thousand more hours of your time...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 04:20 PM

Well, jeffp, I have hit under 200 lotsa times. Show-off. Braggart.

Stoopid game.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: jeffp
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 04:02 PM

I've hit 593 twice!

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 03:22 PM

No, GUEST, it just sounds like it is. :-) Check out the website.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 02:14 PM

Is smacking the penguin the same thing as wringing the weasel?

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST,Van
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 12:29 PM

Go easy on the penguin - give or take a few hanging chads and this might be the new leader of the western world:

http://www.gaypenguinforamerica.com

(couldn't manage the blue clicky)

(added-JoeClone)

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 11:58 AM

LH...you do realize you can flip the penguin back up...like a pinball game...if it comes down on a seal on the wall.

I have not experimented with variations in release techniques, except to try to aim as nearly vertical as possible....I 'think' an angle which bounces him mear the top will be best.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 11:14 AM

Good Gawd. The boys have lost it.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 11:06 AM

The seal bounce is strange. The best I've gotten on it was around 1100 so far. I think it helps to hang on longer before releasing the penguin.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 10:53 AM

Bill D: That is a bs score to tell a telemarketer.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 11:07 PM

...so? Has anyone tried the other 2 games? I just got 1285 on the seal bounce....I forget on the Orca slap, but it's harder!

...and since when are we getting over 600 on the original? Everyone was stuck at 597 or so, I thought...

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 02:21 PM


This is where the fun really starts
John the Smack [Penguin] Addict

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Peace
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 01:44 PM

Stoopid game. Don't ask.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 06:27 AM

593 spot on with a high trajectory but mange 588.2 with a low trajectory and don't you dare call me a sad bastard !!

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 05:32 AM

smack the penguin rocks!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 01:30 AM

Just imagine that I am the penguin, DeanMeister.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 10:32 AM

556.3. I'm gonna get you for this, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: GUEST,Laurent at work
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 07:40 AM

You can find the original one + two extra ones at http://yeti.e-medien.com/

You can play on line and leave your name in the Hall of Fame.

In the first length, the longest distance is 323,5m. My smallest one is 65.4m (very hard to get less).

A bientôt

Subject: RE: BS: Smack the Penguin!!!
From: Raedwulf
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 05:01 PM

I find it shocking that adults would waste their time on this nonsense...

Ok, so you're excused censure then Hawk... :p

;)