PTH Spring Social

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: s6k
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 06:33 PM

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM

He claimed on Tuesday that he hadn't had deliveries of stuff that he had ordered - seems to be a recurrent problem with Enterprise Inns that own the pub (along with about 9000 others)- Steve had the same thing happen a few times.

R

We too managed on Tuesday, I was obliged to drink McKewans 80 Shilling - it was that or Old Peculier

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:45 AM

Yep, it was packed. He ran out of Guinness AND cider half way through the bloody evening. I don't think he ordered enough beer for the Easter Weekend, Rog. It was a pain in the bum.

Still, we managed....

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 03:43 AM

Well somebody must have drunk a lot of beer - there were only two bitters on by Tuesday night when we went in for our session. Were there a lot of people in the pub on Sunday?

R

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:30 AM

No, not till later. But the temptation to steal Antoine's guitar for a couple of tunes with the lovely NikNak was too much to bear.

Ooops. ;o)

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:18 AM

Oh, you weren't drunk were you Pete?

R

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:37 AM

And a damn fine evening it was too. Well done guys. Hope I didn't make a nuisance of myself....!

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:37 AM

Hope it went well Mick

I had hoped to come but have been suffering with a chest infection for the last three days - I was in bed before 9pm on Sunday!

Rog

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 09:02 AM

And yet another reminder that punch the horse will be playing at the sun beverley tonight - Sunday

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 09:32 AM

Just a reminder that "Punch The Horse" will be playing at the "Durty Nellies" High street on Friday night.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: s6k
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:58 AM

i think that sums up your character quite well.

As for mine..

Android Designed for Assassination and Mathematics.

i have no comment on this. anything with maths in it, i have no comment on. but to think i was actually designed to do it.......

goodbye

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sweetfia
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:37 AM

Sorry, i know KJ posted that blue-clicky thing awhile ago but i've only just read it...

S.O.P.H.I.A - Synthetic Organism programmed for Hazardous Infiltration ans Assassination.

What the ....!

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 06:41 AM

Hey that Kazaa is really good - I haven't used it before.

R

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: s6k
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:16 PM

you could always try Kazaa, or the probably now-superior LimeWire, or bit torrent.
these 3 are the dominating forces in peer to peer sharing. you cannot get kazaa lite any more, which is kazaa but it loads faster and has no advertising etc. but you can still get the normal kazaa, always helpful.

I havent tried LimeWire but i hear good things about it, and even that it may be better then kazaa.
its just a shame audiogalaxy closed down.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:07 PM

You can be my string engineer again, Les! John the Harp was on duty last sunday. Very useful he was too.

On a serious note, what sites do people use for downloading music tracks? I'm trying to locate some old standards for the new band and compile a cd with them all on. Any recommendations, folks?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Les from Hull
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 11:46 AM

I'm more familiar with orange the fruit than with orange the cheese, jOhn, so you can keep it out of my letterbox, please. (You'd never get past the Dagger Lane Ninja Guard Rats, anyway).

In the words of Les Barker (Poet and Train Spotter)
'There's Cheddar and Cheshire and Lancashire, too
Leicester's bright orange and Stilton is blue
It waxes so lyrical what can you do but sing
Oh the hard cheese of old England,
In Old England, very hard cheese'

I might go and see that Punch the Horse if I'm doing nowt (as my arm is getting better now).

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 08:31 AM

i can deliver it if you like, i'm going to town later, [if your not in, i can put it threw your letter box].

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 08:28 AM

Les-are you intrested in this sandwidge or not?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 08:26 AM

bring extra strings pete.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: s6k
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM

will jeff lynne be there to sue you over blatant theft of his bands name?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 04:44 AM

Sir Roger and I are considering popular demands to set up a repeat performance of the E.F.O. (Electric Folk Orchestra) in the back room of the Sun Inn on Sunday night to compete with the Equine Pugilists.

If we time it right, folks standing in the middle could be simultaneously treated to both Traditional and Thin Lizzy versions of Whiskey in the Jar!

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 04:11 AM

Les-its orange cheese, its got a bit of sawdust on it, but i can soon wipe it off [i gave it to my hamster, but he didn't want it],
you can have this sandwidge for 10p, just let me know if your intrested.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:59 AM

Oi, What's this, hi-jacking our lunacy thread with postings about music

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 02:14 AM

Punch the Horse will be at the "Durty Nellies" Hull on Friday night 9pm start.

We are also appearing at the "Sun Inn" Beverly, Sunday night.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: KJ
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 02:39 PM

Placenta's, get your placenta's here, fry 'em, boil 'em, eat 'em raw, they're soooooooo good for you.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Les from Hull
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 02:13 PM

What kind of cheese, jOhn?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: s6k
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 01:14 PM

anypone wannma buy a half empty/full bottle of sprite ?

i also have a glass bottleneck guitar slide with a crack in it, apart from that its fine.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 12:30 PM

is this now a selling stuff thread?

anyone want to buy a cheese and tomato sandwidge?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 12:25 PM

"We are in receivership and I am ruined. Sorry for the mess, but as you can see, the premises burnt down last week. My wife left me last night".

"The Toshiba XCM400 with Turbo collator is ideal for these circumstances. Shall I put you down for two, or three?"

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Les from Hull
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM

Photocopying - my arse!

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: KJ
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 12:00 PM

Does it have a special arse-photocopying attachment?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:47 AM

Ah, but the service won't be the same, Mr. Prospect. We offer a four hour call out, and, crucially, have over a 95% first time fix rate. And in the event of a machine being down for longer than 24 hours, a loan machine will be provided free of charge.

How soon would you like delivery?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:14 AM

Data Solutions have offered the same equipment £1000 less plus the maintenance charges are considerably lower than yours Mr Dean

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:00 AM

Ah, a fellow exponent of the alternative close.

"Do you want it installing in that corner, or would it be better over there?"

"Will you be purchasing outright, or would you prefer to lease?"

"Would you like two, or three?"

Oh dear.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:52 AM

"Would you require the full service contract or an enema with that fire extinguisher over there?"

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM

I believe the correct response would be "What colour would you like it, Eric?" Shortly followed by "Would you prefer delivery this Friday, or next Wednesday?" I have studied my art, me.

And Karen, should that not be "Trouble CAUSING and exploration"?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 09:35 AM

DeanMeister, what colour is it ?
eric

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: KJ
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 09:28 AM

Is it chocolate? I've just been onto the cyborg name generator

K.A.R.E.N.: Kinetic Android Responsible for Exploration and Nullification
O.A.K.L.E.Y.: Obedient Android Keen on Logical Exploration and Yelling
P.E.T.E.: Person Engineered for Troubleshooting and Exploration!!!

Bit boring after a while though. Still small things amuse small minds!

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 05:36 AM

Does anybody want to buy a photocopier?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sweetfia
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 07:23 AM

Nothing could put me off chocolate! ;)

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: GUEST,specky
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 07:08 AM

hmmmm enough to put you off chocolate :-)

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: s6k
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 06:22 AM

He certainly will... and here is the evidence :O

How Easter Eggs Are Made

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 05:41 AM

A large Bunny Wabbit will be depositing vast quantities of chololate in ridiculous places.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: KJ
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 01:35 PM

Ooooh thank god for that, you're back!! Reading PTH threads is the only thing that keeps me going when I'm on nights. Anything going on over the easter break?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 10:07 AM

Actually is was pretty happnin in the Toll Gavel Methodist Church in Beverley last night. However, I gather you had Rory McLoed in last night. Not seem him in a while. And me old mucker Henry Ayrton. Sounds like a good night.

And thanks for the cd Rog. We're currently headbanging in the office to Pinball Wizard. Excellent! Thank god it's Friday...

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sweetfia
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 09:50 AM

No Pete, Hull was the place to be last night, Marl. Club was great last night. Should have been there! Nice to see you again Osson by the way.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 09:48 AM

Hi Pete

Can't see you suffer any longer

Rog

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 09:37 AM

Where is everybody? Have resorted to playing Solitaire! Is this what my life has become?

Karen?

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 03:49 AM

Was anybody at the Richard Durrant & Herbie Flowers concert in Beverley last night? Awesome. Classical virtuosity.

Shame it wasn't at the Playhouse though. I half expected to be struck down by the hand of God upon entering the House of the Lord to watch musicians.

Subject: RE: PTH Spring Social
From: s6k
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 11:42 AM

why was i hit in the eye
by a squishy soft lemon tinted pie ?