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Subject: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Apr 04 - 03:59 PM There has been a pestiferous proliferation of threads about rubbish lately, and you know whose fault that is???? jOhn from Hull, that's who! He is the one who has attacked fine things like opera, line dancing, golf, and ballet by calling them "rubbish". It's an outrage! He must be stopped. Being from Hull is no longer a good enough excuse for this sort of nonsense. I say we dispatch attack hamsters to Hull now in force and deal with this miscreant. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: GUEST Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:05 PM Attack Hamsters? Only if Corridus is available to lead them. otherwise I fear Rodent Brutality will cause indescribable destruction - Corridus has proven he is level headed enough to get the job done with a minimum of collateral damage. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Megan L Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:07 PM SSPCA have banned the use of hamsters in destructive practices. We could punish him by insisting he sings an aria while line dancing his way round a golf course in a tutu. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:24 PM Now THAT is an inspired suggestion! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Amos Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:26 PM We could sell copies of the video to support the Mudcat. But until then, BUY THE MUDCAT CD'S!! You'll LOVE 'em!!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: 42 Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:36 PM take it out back and throw it in the river Take it out back and chuck it in the woods Take it out back and dump it down the hillside Keep the front yard lookin' good. Chuck Brodsky |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Once Famous Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:59 PM Actually, I think the things that he does mention as rubbish, truly are. Especially ballet which is for sissies and would be more interesting if it is was performed by fat women, opera which is for pompous asses and might be more interesting if I knew what the hell they were singing about, and golf, which is for men who should really be home spending more time with their families and is the best remedy for insomniacs to watch on TV. These things are rubbish and are not part of today's healthy new lifestyles. They are all this and a whole lot more. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Megan L Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:10 PM Nice to see your your usual cheary self martin, what would we do without you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Once Famous Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:29 PM You would be bored. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Megan L Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:38 PM Laddie I'm far ower auld tae get bored wie life |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:44 PM Rubbish... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Once Famous Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:46 PM Megan, I wish that I could understand the completely foreign language you are trying to communicate with. At least sprinkle in a little yiddish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Peace Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:50 PM Gawd. I gotta get glasses. Full ones, and then empty 'em. Oy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Apr 04 - 06:22 PM An' ye cannae stomach the Scots dialect ye'd best hie yersel' doon tae the pub and hae a wee drappie, Martin. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 30 Apr 04 - 06:26 PM Get yer blaw, ah'm wi' ye! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: GUEST,Wee Cooper o' Fife Date: 30 Apr 04 - 06:46 PM Ken ye "hochmagandy," Martin Gibson? Do it tae yersel'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Cluin Date: 30 Apr 04 - 07:45 PM Och, gies me th' boak, so't does. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Once Famous Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:25 PM kish mein der tuchas. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: GUEST Date: 01 May 04 - 02:28 AM --or, Martin, you could fling them a nice "vaffne culo!" Never could stand that wee laddie wee drappie mishegoss myself. Regards, darkriver |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Dave Hanson Date: 01 May 04 - 04:31 AM Wha's Like Us ? Gie Few, an' Their A' Deid eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 01 May 04 - 08:36 AM Ye're all daft! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Dave Hanson Date: 01 May 04 - 10:01 AM Love it. eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Stop the Rubbish!!! From: Megan L Date: 01 May 04 - 02:56 PM Ich nicht verstehen Sie mein herr martin |
