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Subject: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bobert Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:14 PM Well, here on the 1st anniversary of "Mission Accomplished" I figgured it would be nice to say some thing nice about George W. Bush so here goes... ...Nice landing, sir! Yup. Nice landing.. (Ahhhh, Bobert, Dubya wasn't pilotin' the plane...) Opps, sorry, but hey, congrates Mr. George on accomplishin' that mission there, big guy... (Ahhhh, Bobert. Nothing got accomplished and now Iraq is lookin' more and more like Viet Nam...) Hmmmmm, this is gonna be tough. Oh, oh. I got one. Nice lieing about WMD, links to Al Quida, and all... I mean, that was some fine lieing. Put ol' Slick Willie to shame. (Ahhhh, Bobert, that ain't exactly a nice thing to say...) Well shoot, Mr George, I ain't into ties but if I was I'd have top say "NICE TIE, Sir" Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amergin Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:19 PM He has kindly provided the content to alot of threads here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:26 PM He's probably made some people a bit more aware of the dangers involved in eating pretzels. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Jim McCallan Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:26 PM Hindsight and foresight. Married together in two immortal words. Jim |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amergin Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:27 PM He has his own hair. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amergin Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:28 PM Bobert secretly worships him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Ebbie Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:46 PM He gets a pleasantly bemused look on his face when one splats him over and over and over on the Presidential Knockout site. That takes talent, surely? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Donuel Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:50 PM He's got a nice backyard http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/omission.jpg |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bobert Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:50 PM Bad, Amerigin, bad... Now say yer sorry! Hmmmmphhhhhh!... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Peace Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:23 PM He's very intelligent looking? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: freda underhill Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:25 PM . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amergin Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:29 PM Sure he's intelligent looking....if you're from alabama.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amergin Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:44 PM Oh and Bobert...we all know you secretly have an altar to Bush in a backroom...You got picture of him in uniform...and the action figure...and everything....You also have talking Bush dolls...that you set afire...so you can hear voices coming from a burning Bush.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Jim McCallan Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:46 PM ... and a healthy supply of pins, I would think, as well! Jim |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bobert Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:53 PM Actually the only doll I have is of a much greater American that Junior could ver be: Alfred E. Newman! Now there's guy worth my attention! No, not that way, gol dangit... What-Me-Worry? Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amergin Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:55 PM I see... and i thought Kendall with his love affair with Rama Llama was bad... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Ebbie Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:59 PM I decided that punching the idjit was much more satisfying than sticking him with pins... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Blackcatter Date: 30 Apr 04 - 10:16 PM He made us forget about Dan Quayle. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amos Date: 30 Apr 04 - 10:29 PM He is better informed than an average 6th grade student, and he seems to have more friends than the average serial killer. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bill D Date: 30 Apr 04 - 10:32 PM I love the one I read awhile back... "Bush is a 'post turtle'"... "Huh?....what's a post turtle?" "Well, did you ever go walkin' along see a turtle balanced on a fence post? You know he didn't get up there by himself-- he doesn't belong up there--and he has no idea what he is supposed to be doing up there. You just want to help him get down!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: mmm1a Date: 30 Apr 04 - 10:42 PM I don't have one nice thing to say about gw except I hope the next 4 years He stays in freaking Texas. Kind of funny that this is a short thread, I hope the hell this means everyone is sick of him and will vote him out of office. mmm1a (by no means a fan of gw or his daddy ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bev and Jerry Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:01 PM He's accomplished something no one has ever been able to do. He united the Sunis and the Shiites. Bev and Jerry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bobert Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:04 PM ...and hes has changed the tone in Washington... Too bad he didn't promise to make it more positive... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Blackcatter Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:30 PM He's proved that even "C" students came become president - of course that millionaire-politically connected "C" students. He also never killed anyone while drinking, being coked up and driving. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:30 PM He's not Dick Cheney. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Jim McCallan Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:35 PM Smoother than Jameson, and it knocks the socks off of Tullamore Dew. Jim |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:39 PM From a friend: "Democrats are reputed not to be humorous but they sure can be ironic." It Is Tough Being a Republican It is very tough to be a Republican in 2004, because somehow, you have to believe concurrently that: 1. Jesus loves you, but shares your deep hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. 2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U. N. resolutions against Iraq. 3."Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India. 4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all humankind without regulation. 5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery. 6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. 7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins, unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican. 8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. 9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, but then demand their cooperation and money. 10. HMOs and insurance companies make profits and have the interest of the public at heart. 11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism. 12. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools. 13. It is okay that the Bush family's "Carlisle Group" has done millions of business with the Bin Laden family. 14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him and Rumsfeld reassured him he was our buddy, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, but then a bad guy again when Bush junior needed a prop for his re-election campaign as the "war president" 15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying about WMD existence, to enlist support for an unprovoked, undeclared war and occupation, in which thousands soldiers and civilians die, is, somehow, solid "defense" policy in a "War against Terrorism". 16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which should include "banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet". 17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's Harken Oil stock trade should be sealed in his Daddy's library, and is none of our business. 18. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s was of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant. 19. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a "spirit of international harmony". 20. Affirmative Action is wrong, but that it is OK for your Daddy and His friends (here and in Saudi Arabia) to get you to graduate from Yale without studying much, to dodge the draft in the Texas Air National Guard, to bail out your company Harken Oil and the Texas Rangers, to get the Governorship of Texas and then to have the Supreme Court appoint you President of the USA. 21. You are a conservative, but it is OK to spend like there is no tomorrow and run up deficits that your grandchildren will have to pay, while at the same refunding as much tax money as possible to rich people who do not need it. This illogical behavior can take a toll on a healthy mind. So if a friend of yours has been acting a bit dazed and confused lately, be nice: he or she may be a Republican! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: GUEST,Cruiser Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:46 PM "George Bush -- struggling with business failures and a drinking problem -- made a life-altering decision in the 1980s after spending a weekend with longtime family friend Billy Graham: "It was the beginning of a new walk where I would recommit my heart to Jesus Christ," I guess you have to give him credit from going from near bankruptcy, alchoholism, and drug use to become the "leader of world". Outrageous! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Bill D Date: 30 Apr 04 - 11:56 PM oh my! SRS!! That is a list that goes straight to my heart!...I PROMISE I will be sure to be understanding to my conservative Republican friends when I see them mumbling about 'brain-strain' as they try to swallow the WHOLE thing! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amos Date: 01 May 04 - 12:02 AM SRS: you have given a whole new meaning to compassion about conservatism!! Like, "Forgive them father for they know not..." A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: LadyJean Date: 01 May 04 - 12:04 AM George W Bush has mobilized thousands of Americans! We're all working hard to send him back to Texas. He's given organizations like Democracy for America and MoveOn.org a real boost. Thousands of non voters are registering, so they can vote for his opponents. Many of us owe him a huge debt of gratitdude. Then, George W. has never called himself a facist, so I sometimes suspect he isn't one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Jim McCallan Date: 01 May 04 - 12:13 AM Are a lot of non-voters now registering, LadyJean? I had been wondering about this myself, for a while, but never got around to searching for any info, or statistics... Jim |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Ebbie Date: 01 May 04 - 04:02 AM I kind of expected DougR in here to list the bushie's admirable traits. Probably like the bush, he wasn't warned he would be asked the question so that he could study up on it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Cluin Date: 01 May 04 - 04:15 AM He hasn't gotten into a circle-jerk with Gaddafi and Blair yet, not exactly. Though I'm sure it's coming. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: GUEST Date: 01 May 04 - 08:03 AM Well, I think saying that he has united Shia and Shiite is a bit of an overstatement. I think it would be more accurate to say, it appears Bush at the very least, got them sharing ammunition. Another nice thing to say about Bush... ...eventually he will die. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Little Hawk Date: 01 May 04 - 08:33 AM He looks way more normal than Michael Jackson... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: mack/misophist Date: 01 May 04 - 08:48 AM This talk of sending the shrub back to Texas has me confused. Why should Texas want him? I'm sure the Iraqis have an empty cell he could be stored in. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Little Hawk Date: 01 May 04 - 06:20 PM He looks more normal than Kerry too, come to think of it... I've been playing the Bush vs Kerry boxing game, and I actually prefer punching out Kerry for some reason. It's his dopy looking face with the loooong chin, I just want to smack it. It reminds me of Brian Mulroney (former Canadian Prime Minister in the 1980's). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amos Date: 01 May 04 - 09:59 PM Well, he looks more preppie than Kerry, but that's deceiving. He's actually a good ole boy. Well, maybe _that's_ deceiving; possibly he's actually a blue-blood from Stamford, Connecticut, but that could be deceiving, if he's really an oil guy from Midlands -- but that could be deceiving... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: dick greenhaus Date: 02 May 04 - 12:28 PM Never unsure. Seldom right. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Shimbo Darktree Date: 02 May 04 - 12:46 PM Australia has an election looming in the next 12 months (or so), and Dubya has demonstrated that, yet again, our Liberal leaders have a rectal fetish when it comes to American presidents. Hopefully, it will be enough to send our Prime Minister (the little bloke who was with Bush and Blair, and didn't get a mention) off to retirement, and that, dear readers, will be something good that Mr Bush has done. Ever the optimist, Shimbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: GUEST Date: 02 May 04 - 01:03 PM Well Shimbo, I don't know how our elections will end up influencing yours, if at all. But it is looking more and more like Kerry will never win this election. Not because Bush isn't beatable, but because Kerry is unelectable. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amos Date: 02 May 04 - 01:18 PM Disagree. He's electable in ways and for reasons that Bush isn't. I find your absolutism offputting. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: dianavan Date: 02 May 04 - 01:22 PM He has the decency to remove his KKK hood before press conferences. He has learned to stop thrusting his tongue like a snake. He knows how to invent truth. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Rapparee Date: 02 May 04 - 10:02 PM He had the good sense to marry a librarian. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 03 May 04 - 12:31 AM But the librarian had the lapse in judgement to marry him, Rap. That diminishes the credit he might otherwise get. SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amergin Date: 03 May 04 - 02:38 AM He makes a great puppet...and Cheney a great ventriloquist... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Ellenpoly Date: 03 May 04 - 03:39 AM Still thinking... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: GUEST,Larry K Date: 03 May 04 - 01:55 PM International terrorism is at its lowest rate in the past 20 years. (190 in 2003 vs 346 in 2001 per State Department) (But we can't credit Bush- that would have happened by itself) Interest rates are at an all time low (But we can't credit Bush- the Banks are responsible) Inflation is at an all time low (But we can't credit Bush- that's due to Alan Greenspan) The Taliban and Sadaam are no longer in power (Yes- but it's Bush's fault that we lost 1,000 lives in doing so) He is going to be re-selected (Let's blame Nader, Kerry, McAuliffe, Clinton, stupid americans, and the vast right wing conspiracy. We can throw in Sprio Agnew too- it has nothing to do with Bush) (and lets make sure we keep bringing up the 2000 election to really piss off the independants) The only thing I can't agree with Bobert on is the tie. I just attended the Len Roller media class. Best media class in the country. Both Len and Jack Popejoy (winner of 24 Golden Mic awards) agreed that the tie that Bush wore to the press conference was the worst tie in the history of media. Neither could believe his aides would let him wear that tie. I trust their opinions on this subject. Therefore, I can't praise Bush on his choice of ties. You will have to come up with something better. At least he doesn't fall of bicyles. Now if we can only teach him how to eat pretzels. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Nice Things to Say about Bush... From: Amos Date: 03 May 04 - 02:16 PM Excuse me? International terrorism is at an all time low? The murder of four contractors, the endless RPGs and roadside IEDs in Iraq -- these don't count? How about the inadvertent murder of civilians? Not acts of terrorism? This is a pretty suspect assertion; from some viewpoints a lot of the terror in the last two years has been born right between the burning hot earlobes of Resident Butch. A |
